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   The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.
 ~quote about Money by Author Unknown

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   People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
 ~quotes on Learning by Bill Vaughan

   Man uses his intelligence less in the care of his own species than he does in his care of anything else he owns or governs.
 ~sayings on Humankind by Abraham Meyerson

   All religions must be tolerated... for... every man must get to heaven his own way.
 ~quotations on Religion by Frederick the Great

   Environmentalists have long been fond of saying that the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away
 ~funny birthday quotes by Stephanie Mills, ed., In Praise of Nature, 1990

   Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
 ~saying about birthday by J. Lubbock

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   Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
 ~quote about Driving by Marlen E. Pew

   Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
 ~quotes on American football by Mary McGrory

   It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
 ~sayings on Changes by W. Edwards Deming (Thank you, Michelle.)

   We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh
 ~quotations on Dance by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
 ~funny birthday quotes by Hadia Bejar

   Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
 ~saying about birthday by Robert Orben

   Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action
 ~quote about Thanksgiving Day by W.J. Cameron

   That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger.
 ~quotes on Marriage by George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

   Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by E.P. Whipple

   We won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, I bet on the other team, so we won't be going for pizza
 ~quotations on Sports by Chief Clancy Wiggum

   Gold cannot be pure, and people cannot be perfect.
 ~funny birthday quotes by Chinese Proverb

   Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness.
 ~saying about birthday by Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to Voltaire

   What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
 ~quote about Homosexuality by Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947

   We need an America with the wisdom of experienceBut we must not let America grow old in spirit
 ~quotes on Independence Day by Hubert H. Humphrey

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
 ~sayings on Men by Katharine Hepburn

   Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.
 ~quotations on Patience by Michel de Montaigne

   I refuse to think of them as chin hairsI think of them as stray eyebrows
 ~funny birthday quotes by Janette Barber

   Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then...do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen
 ~saying about birthday by Lee Iacocca

   He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
 ~quote about Education by Victor Hugo

   The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
 ~quotes on Life by Henry Miller

   My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped.
 ~sayings on Men by Terri Guillemets

   The moment when you first wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours. No matter how weary or dreary you may feel, you possess the certainty that, during the day that lies before you, absolutely anything may happen. And the fact that it practically always doesn't, matters not a jot. The possibility is always there.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Monica Baldwin

   Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
 ~funny birthday quotes by Virginia Woolf

   Put your future in good hands - your own
 ~saying about birthday by Author Unknown

   Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
 ~quote about Patriotism by Albert Einstein, The World As I See It, 1934

   Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
 ~quotes on Laughter by Mort Walker

   Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift
 ~sayings on I'm Sorry by Margaret Lee Runbeck

   You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.
 ~quotations on Parenting by William D. Tammeus

   The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
 ~funny birthday quotes by Ben Stein

   I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes.
 ~saying about birthday by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.
 ~quote about Marriage by Anne Sophie Swetchine

   The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
 ~quotes on Dogs by Henry Ward Beecher

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