Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
~quote about Prayer by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911Motivational Quotes
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Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you
~quotes on Age by Bennett Cerf This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
~sayings on America by Elmer Davis Instead of counting your days, make your days count.
~quotations on Helping by Author Unknown Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
~funny celebrity quotes by Author Unknown Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born
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To the psychotherapist an old man who cannot bid farewell to life appears as feeble and sickly as a young man who is unable to embrace it.
~quote about Death by C.G. Jung To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others
~quotes on Love Quotes by Francois Mauriac Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
~sayings on Knowledge by Carl G. Jung Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is.
~quotations on Language by Walter Kaufmann It's just life... wake up and smell the thorns.
~funny celebrity quotes by From the movie Meet Joe Black It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
~saying about celebrity by H.L. Mencken Sports are too much with us. Late and soon, sitting and watching - mostly watching on television - we lay waste our powers of identification and enthusiasm and, in time, attention as more and more closing rallies and crucial putts and late field goals and final playoffs and sudden deaths and world records and world championships unreel themselves ceaselessly before our half-lidded eyes.
~quote about Sports by Roger Angell Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas.
~quotes on Food by Roseanne, Don't Make Me Over, May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner Leadership is action, not position
~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Donald H. McGannon If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
~quotations on Telephones by Stephen Levine Everything great in the world is done by neurotics; they alone founded our religions and created our masterpieces.
~funny celebrity quotes by Marcel Proust Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does
~saying about celebrity by George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists, 1903 Free love? as if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love.
~quote about Love by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love The finest thing in the world is knowing how to belong to oneself.
~quotes on Self by Michel de Montaigne, Of Solitude Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good.
~sayings on Adversity by Lucy Larcom I have often noticed that when chickens quit quarreling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them. I wonder if it might not be the same with the human race.
~quotations on Brotherhood Unity by Don Marquis The majority of the Negroes who took part in the year-long boycott of Montgomery's buses were poor and untutored; but they understood the essence of the Montgomery movement; one elderly woman summed it up for the restWhen asked after several weeks of walk
~funny celebrity quotes by Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958 Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together
~saying about celebrity by Jacqueline Bisset Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
~quote about Sex by Groucho Marx Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
~quotes on Art by George Bernard Shaw Support your right to arm bears.
~sayings on Animal Rights by Cleveland Amory (Thank you, Leslie.) Love one another and you will be happyIt's as simple and as difficult as that
~quotations on Commitment Ceremonies by Michael Leunig [Psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
~funny celebrity quotes by Karen Horney, Our Inner Conflicts, 1945 Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.
~saying about celebrity by Marcus Antonius If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
~quote about Writing by Lord Byron Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over it.
~quotes on Philosophy by La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678 An Atheist loves himself and his fellow man instead of a god. An Atheist knows that heaven is something for which we should work now - here on earth - for all men together to enjoy. An Atheist thinks that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue, and enjoy it. An Atheist thinks that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment. Therefore, he seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god. An Atheist knows that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist knows that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man. He wants an ethical way of life. He knows that we cannot rely on a god nor channel action into prayer nor hope for an end to troubles in the hereafter. He knows that we are our brother's keeper and keepers of our lives; that we are responsible persons, that the job is here and the time is now.
~sayings on Religion by Madalyn Murray (later O'Hair), preamble to Murray v. Curlett, 27 April 1961 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
~quotations on Dogs by Phil Pastoret My heaviness comes from the heights.
~funny celebrity quotes by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends
~saying about celebrity by Mary Catherwood I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
~quote about Funny Saying by Henny Youngman When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
~quotes on Perseverance by Author Unknown
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