Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
~quotes on Alcohol by P.J. O'Rourke Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.
~sayings on Baseball by The Villains in Blue, Time magazine, 25 August 1961 Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here.
~quotations on Medical by Author Unknown The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
~funny chinese sayings by Daniel Webster My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
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After a day's walk everything has twice its usual value.
~quote about Walking by George Macauley Trevelyan The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
~quotes on April Fool's Day by George Orwell I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
~sayings on Society by Will Rogers It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care enough to give it Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them
~quotations on Dreams by Samuel Smiles There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
~funny chinese sayings by Alfred Hitchcock Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion
~saying about chinese by Martha Graham I think the world is run by C students.
~quote about Intelligence by Al McGuire A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.
~quotes on Teachers by Author Unknown Although every man believes that his decisions and resolutions involve the most multifarious factors, in reality they are mere oscillation between flight and longing.
~sayings on Decisions by Herman Broch I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy.... If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago.
~quotations on Environment by Sir George Porter, quoted in The Observer, 26 August 1973 Adversity introduces a man to himself
~funny chinese sayings by Author Unknown Photography records the gamut of feelings written on the human face, the beauty of the earth and skies that man has inherited, and the wealth and confusion man has created. It is a major force in explaining man to man.
~saying about chinese by Edward Steichen If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
~quote about Parenting by George Bernard Shaw Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.
~quotes on Sports by Blaise Pascal Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.
~sayings on Women by Compton Mackenzie, Literature in My Time, 1933 It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
~quotations on Honesty by Jerome K. Jerome Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark.
~funny chinese sayings by Amiel, Journal, 17 December 1856 The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning - and the younger generation doesn't think much of it either.
~saying about chinese by John J. Welsh The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
~quote about Memory by Salvador Dali If the equality of individuals and the dignity of man be myths, they are myths to which the republic is committed.
~quotes on Human Rights by Howard Mumford Jones A King, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A Father can do neither
~sayings on Competence by Marlene Dietrich The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.
~quotations on Teachers by Kahlil Gibran Good-byes breed a sort of distaste for whomever you say good-bye to; this hurts, you feel, this must not happen again
~funny chinese sayings by Elizabeth Bowen Our land is everything to us.... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives.
~saying about chinese by John Wooden Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings.
~quote about Faith by Victor Hugo To live with fear and not be afraid is the final test of maturity.
~quotes on Courage by Edward Weeks The problem is not that there are problemsThe problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem
~sayings on Adversity by Theodore Rubin I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.
~quotations on Being Yourself by Shirley MacLaine Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
~funny chinese sayings by Ambrose Bierce There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
~saying about chinese by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, On Tranquillity of the Mind, Moral Essays Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust
~quote about Election Day by Charles Krauthammer Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
~quotes on Success by Anthony Robbins
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