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   I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
 ~quote about Violence by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, Officer of the Day

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   The amazing thing since so many variables enter into historical judgments, is not that historians disagree but that they agree as often as they do.
 ~quotes on History by Louis Gottschalk, Understanding History

   A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.
 ~sayings on Honesty by Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

   Lost time is never found again.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Benjamin Franklin

   In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one can live undisturbed. So it is with Time in one's life.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927

   There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.
 ~saying about chris rock by Rudolph Ladenburg

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   Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same
 ~quote about Weddings by Emily Brontë

   Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
 ~quotes on Freedom by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

   Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone.
 ~sayings on Tattoos by Author Unknown

   Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.
 ~quotations on Anger by Marcus Antonius

   Children are one third of our population and all of our future.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

   Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance.
 ~saying about chris rock by John F. Schumaker, Corruption of Reality, Unified Theory of Religion, Hypnosis and Psychotherapy

   Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
 ~quote about Homosexuality by Author Unknown

   All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed waste-paper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
 ~quotes on Hawww by D.H. Lawrence, Peace and War, Pansies, 1929

   The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
 ~sayings on Driving by Edward McDonagh

   Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
 ~quotations on Very True by Russian Proverb

   ทำวันนี้ให้ดีที่สุด จะได้ไม่ต้องเสียใจทีหลัง
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   Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
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   The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation.
 ~quote about Writing by Elias Canetti

   When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices.
 ~quotes on Vices by Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   I have woven a parachute out of everything broken.
 ~sayings on Adversity by William Stafford

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace
 ~quotations on Patriotic by Hamilton Fish

   If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Author Unknown

   If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
 ~saying about chris rock by Jack Nicholson

   So our human life but dies down to its root, and still puts forth its green blade to eternity.
 ~quote about Attitude by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by William Styron

   Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet,' is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don't take it personally) have the Pet of the Month. It is supposed that the continued use of the word pet to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that's radical.
 ~sayings on Animal Rights by The McGill Red Herring

   There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Charlie Lau, 1982

   Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Tobias Dantzig

   The goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. It's the biggest sin in football to make him do any work.
 ~saying about chris rock by George Graham, 1997

   Women are the simple, and poets the superior, artisans of language... the intervention of grammarians is almost always bad.
 ~quote about Grammar by Rémy de Gourmont

   Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.
 ~quotes on Home by Charles Dickens

   The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you're the easiest person to fool.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by Richard Feynman

   The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Red Auerbach

   That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle.
 ~funny chris rock quotes by Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke

   Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
 ~saying about chris rock by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame.
 ~quote about Death by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage

   Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
 ~quotes on Boss Day by Author Unknown

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