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~quote about Violence by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, Officer of the Day
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~quotes on History by Louis Gottschalk, Understanding History A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.
~sayings on Honesty by Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment Lost time is never found again.
~quotations on Carpe Diem by Benjamin Franklin In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one can live undisturbed. So it is with Time in one's life.
~funny chris rock quotes by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927 There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.
~saying about chris rock by Rudolph Ladenburg
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~quote about Weddings by Emily Brontë Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
~quotes on Freedom by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922 Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone.
~sayings on Tattoos by Author Unknown Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.
~quotations on Anger by Marcus Antonius Children are one third of our population and all of our future.
~funny chris rock quotes by Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance.
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~quote about Homosexuality by Author Unknown All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed waste-paper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
~quotes on Hawww by D.H. Lawrence, Peace and War, Pansies, 1929 The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
~sayings on Driving by Edward McDonagh Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
~quotations on Very True by Russian Proverb ทำวันนี้ให้ดีที่สุด จะได้ไม่ต้องเสียใจทีหลัง
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~sayings on Adversity by William Stafford If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace
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~funny chris rock quotes by Author Unknown If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
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~sayings on Animal Rights by The McGill Red Herring There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
~quotations on Baseball by Charlie Lau, 1982 Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.
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~quotes on Home by Charles Dickens The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you're the easiest person to fool.
~sayings on Wise Words by Richard Feynman The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
~quotations on Integrity by Red Auerbach That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle.
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