We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
~quote about Society by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe To Crystal, hair was the most important thing on earth. She would never get married because you couldn't wear curlers in bed.
~quotes on Hair by Edna O'Brien
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~sayings on War by Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
~quotations on Humor by Peter O'Toole We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth's creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away our lives.
~funny christian quote by Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979 From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
~saying about christian by Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912 Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.
~quote about Men by Dave Barry
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~quotes on Patriotic by Louis D. Brandeis Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
~sayings on Goals by C.D. Jackson Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
~quotations on Computers by M.G. Siriam Is death the last sleep? No--it is the last and final awakening
~funny christian quote by Sir Walter Scott Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
~saying about christian by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism The departure of our boys to foreign parts with the ever-present possibility that they might never return, taught the real value of photography to every father and mother. To many a mother the photograph of her boy in his country's uniform was the one never-failing consolation.
~quote about Photography by Louis Fabian Bachrach In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress.
~quotes on Brotherhood Unity by Booker T. Washington The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't matureMarry a younger one."
~sayings on Women's Greetings by Rita Rudner Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
~quotations on Mothers by Meryl Streep Obesity is really widespread.
~funny christian quote by Joseph O. Kern II Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
~saying about christian by Author Unknown what you do is what you get
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~quotes on Dental by Paul Merton Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
~sayings on Missing You by Richard Bach To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach.
~quotations on Life by Havelock Ellis I knew a man who once said, death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.
~funny christian quote by From the movie Gladiator Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
~saying about christian by Robert Quillen Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
~quote about American football by George F. Will Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
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~sayings on Celebrity by Groucho Marx Do not... regard the critics as questionable patriots. What were Washington and Jefferson and Adams but profound critics of the colonial status quo?
~quotations on Patriotism by Adlai Stevenson America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
~funny christian quote by John Updike New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening
~saying about christian by Hamilton Wright Mabie I am my kid's mom
~quote about Children by Dr. Laura Schlessinger If we shall take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures.
~quotes on Attitude by Ralph Waldo Emerson I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated and read the papers.
~sayings on Humankind by Albert Camus Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.
~quotations on Parenting by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
~funny christian quote by Author Unknown Education is the transmission of civilization.
~saying about christian by Ariel and Will Durant There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody
~quote about Money by Adlai Stevenson A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts.
~quotes on Brevity by William Strunk, Jr., The Elements of Style, 1918
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