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   Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.
 ~quote about Peace by Robert Fulghum

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   Find a job for your hands and your nerves will find a job for themselves.
 ~quotes on Career by

   The spend thrift is happy a few hours; the saver, all his life.
 ~sayings on Financial by

   Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.
 ~quotations on God by Victor Hugo

   The true poet is all the time a visionary and whether with friends or not, as much alone as a man on his death bed.
 ~funny christmas quote by W.B. Yeats

   Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.... [A]ccept the seasons of your heart, even as you have always accepted the seasons that pass over your fields....
 ~saying about christmas by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

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   This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.
 ~quote about Purpose by George Bernard Shaw

   There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
 ~quotes on Safety by James Thurber

   Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
 ~sayings on Critics by John Osborne, Time, 31 October 1977

   Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster.
 ~quotations on Politics by James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937

   Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.
 ~funny christmas quote by John W. Whitehead, The Stealing of America, 1983

   In a manner which matches the fortuity, if not the consequence, of Archimedes' bath and Newton's apple, the [3.6 million year old] fossil footprints were eventually noticed one evening in September 1976 by the paleontologist Andrew Hill, who fell while avoiding a ball of elephant dung hurled at him by the ecologist David Western.
 ~saying about christmas by John Reader, Missing Links: The Hunt for Earliest Man

   Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose
 ~quote about Patriot Day by The Wonder Years

   An optimist is the human personification of spring.
 ~quotes on Optimism Pessimism by Susan J. Bissonette

   Anyone can carry his burden for one day. Anyone can be pleasant, courteous, and friendly for one day. And that continued is all there is to life.
 ~sayings on Friendship by

   No road is long with good company.
 ~quotations on Relationships by Turkish Proverb

   I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
 ~funny christmas quote by Danny McGoorty

   This is life and this is joy: an hour of embracing and then to die
 ~saying about christmas by Ralph Parlette

   The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice that which we are for what we could become.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Charles DuBois

   You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
 ~quotes on Mistakes by Colette

   Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction
 ~sayings on Weddings by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

   You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night.
 ~quotations on Trees by Denise Levertov

   Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
 ~funny christmas quote by Robert Orben

   Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.
 ~saying about christmas by John Henry Cardinal Newman

   I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
 ~quote about Smiles by Author Unknown

   He who has health has hope: he who has hope, has everything
 ~quotes on Proverbs by Proverb

   Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
 ~sayings on Helping by Buddha

   The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by George F. Will

   Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn't it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn't wait to take it off you?
 ~funny christmas quote by Flash Rosenberg

   Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
 ~saying about christmas by Virginia Graham, Say Please, 1949

   Education is difficult and expensive. Whatever it costs, it’s cheaper than ignorance.
 ~quote about Self Improvement by

   If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
 ~quotes on Humility by Welsh Proverb

   Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
 ~sayings on Success by Napoleon Hill

   Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
 ~quotations on Procrastination by Jimmy Lyons

   History is the record of what one age finds worthy of note in another.
 ~funny christmas quote by Jacob Burckhardt

   I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles.
 ~saying about christmas by Sam Snead, about golf

   Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
 ~quote about Nature by Juvenal, Satires

   By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two. So in the wonderful reciprocities of being, we can never reach the higher levels until all our fellows ascend with us.
 ~quotes on Human Rights by Edwin Markham

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