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   When the Japanese mend broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with goldThey believe that when something's suffered damage and has a history it becomes more beautiful
 ~quote about Adversity by Barbara Bloom

   A thing that has no value does not exist.
 ~quotes on Living by Robert M. Pirsig

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   People think too historically. They are always living half in a cemetery.
 ~sayings on History by Aristide Briand

   He who dares to teach must never cease to learn
 ~quotations on Education by Richard Henry Dann

   The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
 ~funny christmas quotes by Judith Martin

   Dare to be true: nothing can need a lie: A fault, which needs it most, grows two thereby.
 ~saying about christmas by George Herbert

   If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
 ~quote about Vegetarianism by Author Unknown

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   Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
 ~quotes on Weather by Roger Miller

   Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm. Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone. If possible, you should always sleep with someone you love. You both recharge your mutual batteries free of charge
 ~sayings on Love Quotes by Marlene Dietrich

   There is no I in TEAM
 ~quotations on Sports by Unknown

   Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
 ~funny christmas quotes by Author Unknown

   O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it.
 ~saying about christmas by Mark Twain, The War Prayer

   In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant
 ~quote about Election Day by Charles de Gaulle

   Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.
 ~quotes on Curmudgeons by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   From my point of view, a book is a literary prescription put up for the benefit of someone who needs it.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by S.M. Crothers

   The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
 ~quotations on Speaking by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I think and other times I am.
 ~funny christmas quotes by Paul Valéry, Variété: Cantiques spirituels, 1924

   Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
 ~saying about christmas by William Wordsworth

   In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experienceTake the experience first; the cash will come later
 ~quote about Graduation by Harold Geneen

   Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by Henry David Thoreau

   See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
 ~sayings on Sanity by Jane Wagner

   A political leader is necessarily an imposter since he believes in solving life's problems without asking its question.
 ~quotations on Politics by André Malraux

   Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better
 ~funny christmas quotes by Albert Camus

   Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.
 ~saying about christmas by Edna Ferber, Show Boat, 1926

   My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
 ~quote about Golf by Author Unknown

   Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
 ~quotes on Simplicity by Leonardo DaVinci

   My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
 ~sayings on Sex by Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

   Train yourself to tolerate others’ opinions. It’s just as hard for them to tolerate yours.
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   Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.
 ~funny christmas quotes by Author Unknown

   [T]hat is the triumph of history - truth absolute is not at hand; the original with which to match the copy does not exist.
 ~saying about christmas by Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors

   An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
 ~quote about Unemployment by Author Unknown

   When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
 ~quotes on Advice by Henry Wheeler Shaw, a.k.a. Josh Billings

   A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
 ~sayings on Money by Yogi Berra

   There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
 ~quotations on Poetry by Robert Graves, 1962 interview on BBC-TV, based on a very similar statement he overheard around 1955

   It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man.
 ~funny christmas quotes by Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971

   My life is my message.
 ~saying about christmas by Mahatma Ghandi

   In an incredible perversion of justice, former soldiers who sprayed festeringly poisonous chemicals on Vietnam, and now find today that they themselves have been damaged by them, appeal to the people for sympathy and charity. The effects of the defoliant Agent Orange are discussed at length, but not one single newspaper article or hearing that we are aware of has even mentioned the effects of the people who still live in those regions of Vietnam. It's as outlandish as if Nazis who gassed Jews were now to come forward and whine that the poisons they utilized had finally made them sick. The staggering monstrousness goes unlaughed at and even unnoticed, as in a Kafka novel.
 ~quote about War by Fred Woodworth, The Match, No. 79

   The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm
 ~quotes on Graduation by Fred Dehner

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