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   Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
 ~quote about Weather by Roger Miller
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   Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm. Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone. If possible, you should always sleep with someone you love. You both recharge your mutual batteries free of charge
 ~quotes on Love Quotes by Marlene Dietrich

   There is no I in TEAM
 ~sayings on Sports by Unknown

   Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Author Unknown

   O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it.
 ~funny confucious saying by Mark Twain, The War Prayer

   In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant
 ~saying about confucious by Charles de Gaulle
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   Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.
 ~quote about Curmudgeons by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   From my point of view, a book is a literary prescription put up for the benefit of someone who needs it.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by S.M. Crothers

   The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
 ~sayings on Speaking by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I think and other times I am.
 ~quotations on Thinking by Paul Valéry, Variété: Cantiques spirituels, 1924

   Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
 ~funny confucious saying by William Wordsworth

   In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experienceTake the experience first; the cash will come later
 ~saying about confucious by Harold Geneen

   Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Henry David Thoreau

   See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
 ~quotes on Sanity by Jane Wagner

   A political leader is necessarily an imposter since he believes in solving life's problems without asking its question.
 ~sayings on Politics by André Malraux

   Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better
 ~quotations on Independence Day by Albert Camus

   Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.
 ~funny confucious saying by Edna Ferber, Show Boat, 1926

   My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
 ~saying about confucious by Author Unknown

   Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
 ~quote about Simplicity by Leonardo DaVinci

   My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
 ~quotes on Sex by Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

   Train yourself to tolerate others’ opinions. It’s just as hard for them to tolerate yours.
 ~sayings on Relationship by

   Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Author Unknown

   [T]hat is the triumph of history - truth absolute is not at hand; the original with which to match the copy does not exist.
 ~funny confucious saying by Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors

   An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
 ~saying about confucious by Author Unknown

   When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
 ~quote about Advice by Henry Wheeler Shaw, a.k.a. Josh Billings

   A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
 ~quotes on Money by Yogi Berra

   There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Robert Graves, 1962 interview on BBC-TV, based on a very similar statement he overheard around 1955

   It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man.
 ~quotations on Art by Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971

   My life is my message.
 ~funny confucious saying by Mahatma Ghandi

   In an incredible perversion of justice, former soldiers who sprayed festeringly poisonous chemicals on Vietnam, and now find today that they themselves have been damaged by them, appeal to the people for sympathy and charity. The effects of the defoliant Agent Orange are discussed at length, but not one single newspaper article or hearing that we are aware of has even mentioned the effects of the people who still live in those regions of Vietnam. It's as outlandish as if Nazis who gassed Jews were now to come forward and whine that the poisons they utilized had finally made them sick. The staggering monstrousness goes unlaughed at and even unnoticed, as in a Kafka novel.
 ~saying about confucious by Fred Woodworth, The Match, No. 79

   The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm
 ~quote about Graduation by Fred Dehner

   It is only when the mind and character slumber that the dress can be seen.
 ~quotes on Appearance by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future
 ~sayings on Self-Determination by Ralph Abernathy

   Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
 ~quotations on Perfection by Samuel McChord Crothers

   What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
 ~funny confucious saying by Sigmund Freud, 1933

   We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
 ~saying about confucious by Buddha

   It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
 ~quote about Patriotism by J. Horace McFarland

   One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
 ~quotes on Golf by George Archer
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