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   Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
 ~quote about Environment by Jimmy Buffet, Mother Earth News, March-April 1990

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   All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
 ~quotes on Technology by Mark Kennedy

   Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
 ~sayings on Technology by Aldous Huxley

   We are never prepared for what we expect.
 ~quotations on Hawww by James A. Michener, Caravans

   We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.
 ~funny confucius quote by Charlotte Gray

   Dance till the stars come down from the rafters,Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.
 ~saying about confucius by W.H. Auden

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   Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
 ~quote about Dogs by Josh Billings

   Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
 ~quotes on Teenagers by Yiddish Proverb

   Be a love pharmacist: dispense hugs like medicine - they are!
 ~sayings on Hugs by Terri Guillemets

   Gratitude is the best attitude.
 ~quotations on Gratitude by Author Unknown

   We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls.
 ~funny confucius quote by Robert J. McCracken

   The number of substitutes for fine and clean thinking the world provides positively gnaws at one's vitals.
 ~saying about confucius by Harold J. Laski

   Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.
 ~quote about Heartache by Author Unknown

   I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
 ~quotes on Compassion by Dalai Lama

   As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence
 ~sayings on Missing You by Alcibiades

   Being loved keeps you young
 ~quotations on Celebrity by Madonna

   The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
 ~funny confucius quote by Dennis Miller

   Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you; be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you.
 ~saying about confucius by Nicholai Velimirovic

   In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists
 ~quote about Future by Eric Hoffer

   Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
 ~quotes on Effort by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry Mom, but nobody beats me
 ~sayings on Baseball by Leo Durocher

   Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement.
 ~quotations on Poetry by Christopher Fry

   Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
 ~funny confucius quote by Gordon R. Dickson

   How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
 ~saying about confucius by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.
 ~quote about Guests by Kahlil Gibran

   The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
 ~quotes on Funny Saying by Oscar Levant

   You cannot prevent and prepare for war at the same time.
 ~sayings on War by Albert Einstein

   To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.
 ~quotations on Hope by Pearl S. Buck

   My estimate is that not more than a quarter of all men ever have an original thought. Reading is merely absorbing, taking in. Thinking is creating – giving out.
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   Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.
 ~saying about confucius by Robert Burns

   The tapestry of history that seems so full of tragedy when viewed from the front has countless comic scenes woven into its reverse side. In truth, tragedy and comedy are the twin masks of history - its mass appeal.
 ~quote about History by José Ortega y Gasset, Historical Reason

   It has always seemed strange to me that in our endless discussions about education so little stress is laid on the pleasure of becoming an educated person, the enormous interest it adds to life. To be able to be caught up into the world of thought--that is to be educated
 ~quotes on Education by Edith Hamilton

   If you want big thing, you must do without all small things.
 ~sayings on Growth by

   Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts.
 ~quotations on Running by Steve Prefontaine

   There's more to the truth than just the facts.
 ~funny confucius quote by Author Unknown

   A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
 ~saying about confucius by Henry David Thoreau

   It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
 ~quote about Tennis by Pete Sampras

   I don't believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life. As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it.
 ~quotes on Society by Christiaan Barnard

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