If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
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Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves.
~quotes on Simplicity by Edwin Way Teale When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~sayings on Women by Author Unknown Mathematics may be defined as the economy of counting. There is no problem in the whole of mathematics which cannot be solved by direct counting.
~quotations on Math by Ernst Mach This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
~funny confucius sayings by George Carlin, on Saturday Night Live A weed is but an unloved flower.
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Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
~quote about Women by Marianne Williamson, A Woman's Worth Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
~quotes on Humorous by Aldous Huxley The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
~sayings on Worry by Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927 How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
~quotations on Prosperity by Paul Sweeney In a dream you are never eighty.
~funny confucius sayings by Anne Sexton One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
~saying about confucius by Malayan Proverb May you live all the days of your life.
~quote about Blessings by Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold
~quotes on Anniversaries by Zelda Fitzgerald It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
~sayings on Philosophical by James Thurber Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time
~quotations on Christmas by Laura Ingalls Wilder All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
~funny confucius sayings by Theodore M. Hesburgh [History is] petrified imagination.
~saying about confucius by Arthur Baer The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
~quote about Gratitude by Henry Ward Beecher The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
~quotes on Men by Madame de Staël All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
~sayings on Golf by Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929 April fool, nThe March fool with another month added to his folly
~quotations on April Fool's Day by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.
~funny confucius sayings by Ray Bradbury There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~saying about confucius by Irena Chalmers A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one
~quote about For a Friend by Author Unknown The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes.
~quotes on Justice by Lady Marguerite Blessington Love is what you've been through with somebody.
~sayings on Love by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960 If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it
~quotations on Adversity by Mary Engelbreit Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its nature. Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies.
~funny confucius sayings by Leo Tolstoy Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has.
~saying about confucius by Elizabeth O'Connor Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.
~quote about Miscellaneous by George Santayana, The Sense of Beauty, 1896 We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.
~quotes on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll Life moves pretty fastIf you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it
~sayings on Party Invitations by From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
~quotations on Curmudgeons by Peter McArthur It takes a while to grasp that not all failures are self-imposed, the result of ignorance, carelessness or inexperience. It takes a while to grasp that a garden isn't a testing ground for character and to stop asking, what did I do wrong? Maybe nothing.
~funny confucius sayings by Eleanor Perényi, Green Thoughts, 1981 No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
~saying about confucius by Abraham Lincoln I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
~quote about Feminism by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate If we don't end war, war will end us.
~quotes on War by H.G. Wells, Things to Come, 1935
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