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   It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind.
 ~quote about Violence by George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists
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   Nothing can be more readily disproved than the old saw, You can't keep a good man down. Most human societies have been beautifully organized to keep good men down.
 ~quotes on Society by John W. Gardner

   Every job should bring us three rewards: money, friends, and experience.
 ~sayings on Career by

   When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
 ~quotations on Age by Hugo L. Black

   Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious.
 ~funny cute quote by Bill Maher

   I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
 ~saying about funny by Rita Rudner
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   Generation Gap: A chasm, amorphously situated in time and space, that separates those who have grown up absurd from those who will, with luck, grow up absurd.
 ~quote about Generations by Bernard Rosenberg, Dictionary for the Disenchanged, 1972

   Bach opens a vista to the universe. After experiencing him, people feel there is meaning to life after all.
 ~quotes on Music by Helmut Walcha

   Love your country. Your country is the land where your parents sleep, where is spoken that language in which the chosen of your heart, blushing, whispered the first word of love; it is the home that God has given you that by striving to perfect yourselves therein you may prepare to ascend to him.
 ~sayings on Patriotism by Giuseppe Mazzini

   Epigram and truth are rarely commensurate. Truth has to get somewhat chiseled, as it were, before it will fit into an epigram.
 ~quotations on Quotations by Joseph Farrell

   The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
 ~funny cute quote by

   Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
 ~saying about funny by Douglas Adams

   Seen from this vantage point, the preoccupied fans below sometimes suggest a huddled, uncomplaining horde of immigrants stuffed into steerage on some endless voyage toward better luck-not an inappropriate image if we remind ourselves that this famous rustbucket, the good ship Cubbie, last dropped anchor in the shining harbor of the World Series in 1945
 ~quote about Baseball by Roger Angell in Fortuity

   To love at all is to be vulnerable
 ~quotes on Romantic Quotes by C.S. Lewis

   Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have.
 ~sayings on Helping by Christopher Morley

   It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
 ~quotations on Self-Discovery by Lucille Ball

   Great art picks up where nature ends.
 ~funny cute quote by Marc Chagall

   There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
 ~saying about funny by F.H. Bradley, Aphorisms

   A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
 ~quote about Men by Mae West

   It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
 ~quotes on Hypocrisy by Alfred Adler

   Four freedoms: The first is freedom of speech and expression - everywhere in the world. The second is freedom of everyone to worship God in his own way, everywhere in the world. The third is freedom from want . . . everywhere in the world. The fourth is freedom from fear . . . anywhere in the world
 ~sayings on Freedom by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
 ~quotations on Friendship by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

   You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do
 ~funny cute quote by Bob Richards

   The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
 ~saying about funny by Margaret Benson

   There is just one life for each of us: our own.
 ~quote about Being Yourself by Euripides

   The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
 ~quotes on Business by Confucius

   How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?
 ~sayings on Reality by Author Unknown

   God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
 ~quotations on Religion by Voltaire

   How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
 ~funny cute quote by Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie

   Dreams pass in time
 ~saying about funny by

   All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
 ~quote about Drugs by Thomas Szasz

   Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
 ~quotes on Integrity by Henry Louis Mencken, Sententiae, This and That: A Mencken Chrestomathy, 1948

   The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
 ~sayings on Language by G.K. Chesterton

   Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
 ~quotations on Opportunities by Author Unknown

   Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.
 ~funny cute quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
 ~saying about funny by J.K. Rowling, The Egg and The Eye, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the characte

   You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you.
 ~quote about Poetry by Joseph Joubert

   A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
 ~quotes on Anniversaries by George Jean Nathan
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