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   In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.
 ~quote about Homosexuality by Simone de Beauvoir

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   There is a wonderful, mystical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind -- are always attained by giving them to someone else.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Unknown

   When you eat, don't speak because you're fighting with death
 ~sayings on Italian Sayings by Italian

   We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
 ~quotations on Politics by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked.
 ~funny dirty quote by Oliver W. Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

   The moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out
 ~saying about dirty by James Baldwin

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   With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theatre for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man
 ~quote about Columbus Day by Edward Everett

   The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days. Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7*7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that.... The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E) temperature of the earth (-300K), gives H as 798K (525C). The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed.... [However] Revelations 21:8 says But the fearful, and unbelieving...shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6C. We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.
 ~quotes on Math by From Applied Optics, vol. 11, A14, 1972

   Nutrimentum spiritus (food for the soul).
 ~sayings on Libraries by Berlin Royal Library, inscription

   Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post.
 ~quotations on Guests by Charles Beresford, telegram reply to a dinner invitation

   My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
 ~funny dirty quote by Rita Rudner

   Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
 ~saying about dirty by Edgar Watson Howe

   Clearly, God is a Democrat.
 ~quote about God by Patrick Caddell

   When a dog wants to hang out the Do Not Disturb sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.
 ~quotes on Dogs by Ramona C. Albert

   How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
 ~sayings on Veterans Day by Maya Angelou

   Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegianceIt is also owed to justice and to humanityPatriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong
 ~quotations on Patriot Day by James Bryce

   Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work.
 ~funny dirty quote by Mark Twain

    Hope is a risk that must be run
 ~saying about dirty by George Bernanos

   Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.
 ~quote about Winter by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.
 ~quotes on Spring by Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters of Rainer Maria Rilke

   Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
 ~sayings on Missing You by Tryon Edwards

   To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another.
 ~quotations on Fear by Katherine Paterson, Jacob Have I Loved

   The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, In that case, there is no time to lose. Plant it this afternoon
 ~funny dirty quote by Unknown

   The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
 ~saying about dirty by George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan

   The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
 ~quote about Friendship by Elisabeth Foley

   There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls.
 ~quotes on Fear by Aeschylus

   The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
 ~sayings on Effort by Sarah Brown

   I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
 ~quotations on Exercise by Marsha Doble

   The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.
 ~funny dirty quote by Frank M. Garafola

   No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
 ~saying about dirty by Terry Pratchett

   The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
 ~quote about Money by Jean-Paul Kauffmann

   A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Franz Kafka

   One thing you will always notice about great or successful men: They are always studying.
 ~sayings on Self Improvement by

   Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.
 ~quotations on Nature by Henry David Thoreau

   Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
 ~funny dirty quote by Albert Einstein

   You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.
 ~saying about dirty by Henry Drummond

   Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
 ~quote about Smoking by Luis Buñuel

   Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as pirates or burglars. Accordingly they invent systems which make the future calculable, at least in its main outlines.
 ~quotes on Philosophy by Bertrand Russell

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