Gallery of really funny sayings, graduation inspirational message, inspirational quotations, inspirational messages for cooks, cute friendship quotes,, funny dirty quote

dirty quotes for your Self help needs

   Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science
 ~quote about Columbus Day by Edmund Arthur Helps

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

   Art is a kind of illness.
 ~quotes on Art by Giacomo Puccini

   By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Socrates

   Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
 ~quotations on Sex by Dr. Floyd Martinson

   Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
 ~funny dirty quote by Maurice Freehill

   The worst fate of a poet is to be admired without being understood.
 ~saying about dirty by Jean Cocteau, Le Rappel Š l'ordre, 1926

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

   Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
 ~quote about Golf by Burt Shotten

   We need not join the mad rush to purchase an earthly fallout shelter. God is our eternal fallout shelter.
 ~quotes on God by Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

   A poem begins with a lump in the throat.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Robert Frost

   If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.
 ~quotations on Poker by Author Unknown

   Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. Itís really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
 ~funny dirty quote by

   The course of life is unpredictable... no one can write his autobiography in advance.
 ~saying about dirty by Abraham Joshua Heschel

   There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
 ~quote about Men by Steve Martin

   Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.
 ~quotes on Maturing Altruistically by Anthony Robbins

   Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
 ~sayings on Death by Henry Van Dyke

   Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: That you are dreadfully like other people.
 ~quotations on Equality Difference by James Russell Lowell, Democracy Address, Birmingham, England, 6 October 1884

   Two-legged creatures we are supposed to love as we love ourselves. The four-legged, also, can come to seem pretty important. But six legs are too many from the human standpoint.
 ~funny dirty quote by Joseph W. Krutch

   The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
 ~quote about Jobs by Betty Bender

   This was one of those perfect New England days in late summer where the spirit of autumn takes a first stealing flight, like a spy, through the ripening country-side, and, with feigned sympathy for those who droop with August heat, puts her cool cloak of bracing air about leaf and flower and human shoulders.
 ~quotes on Summer by Sarah Orne Jewett

   In music the passions enjoy themselves.
 ~sayings on Passion by Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886

   Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
 ~quotations on Language by Robert Louis Stevenson

   You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
 ~funny dirty quote by Wayne Gretzky

   He who writes prose builds his temple to Fame in rubble; he who writes verses builds it in granite.
 ~saying about dirty by Edward Bulwer-Lytton

   People prefer to follow those who help them, not those who intimidate them
 ~quote about Motivation by C. Gene Wilkes

   You cannot discover the purpose of life by asking someone else - the only way you'll ever get the right answer is by asking yourself.
 ~quotes on Life by Terri Guillemets

   A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
 ~sayings on Women by Karl Kraus

   Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
 ~quotations on Driving by Mac McCleary

   The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that man may become robots.
 ~funny dirty quote by Erich Fromm

   All art is autobiographical; the pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
 ~saying about dirty by Federico Fellini

   Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling on something sitting down.
 ~quote about Perseverance by Charles F. Kettering

   Children need your presence more than your presents.
 ~quotes on Family by Jesse Jackson

   It would be a poor thing to be an atom in a universe without physicists, and physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
 ~sayings on Science by George Wald

   A perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility.
 ~quotations on Tennis by Billie Jean King

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
 ~funny dirty quote by Marcel Proust

   It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
 ~saying about dirty by Henry David Thoreau

   If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
 ~quote about Poverty by Charles Darwin

   The better part of one's life consists of his friendships
 ~quotes on Friends by Abraham Lincoln

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Self Improvements and Personal Growth Quotations
* cute love quotes aol ** cute groups.msn.com quotes site ** inspirational nursing quotes ** motivational work quote ** funny drunk sayings ** motivational quotes for teacher ** customer service motivational quotes ** italian love sayings ** elf movie quotes ** famous quote ** funny quotes of the day ** famous saying about money ** funny fortune cookie sayings ** funny quote ** funny quotes from movie ** clean funny sayings ** inspirational softball quotes ** good senior quotes ** famous leadership quote ** catholic inspirational message ** download movie quotes ** billy madison movie quotes ** mean friendship quotes ** business motivational quotes ** falling in love quote ** friendship valentine quotes ** joke and funny saying ** funny drunk saying *


Receive funny dirty quote of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


motivational business sayings
inspirational god quote
famous drinking quote
free love quotes
quote about good people
best motivational quote
inspirational quote and messages
funny basketball saying
like lot love movie quote
funny kid sayings
friendship ecard quotes
airplane movie quotes
inspirational quote and poem quote
hopeless romantic quotes
cute love saying for teens
inspirational sayings funny
funny quotes about sleep
famous mark twain quote
famous funny quotes
funny joke and quote

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes