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   I will always remember my delight when Mrs. Georgia Gilmore - an unlettered woman of unusual intelligence - told how an operator demanded that she get off the bus after paying her fare and board it again by the back door, and then drove away before she co
 ~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., March 1956

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   Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak whispers the o'er-fraught heart and bids it break.
 ~quotes on Grief by William Shakespeare

   The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness
 ~sayings on Missing You by Norman Cousins

   Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep
 ~quotations on For a Friend by Dinah Craik

   Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
 ~saying about dirty by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

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   To those with ears to hear, libraries are really very noisy places. On their shelves we hear the captured voices of the centuries-old conversation that makes up our civilization.
 ~quote about Libraries by Timothy Healy

   Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection o
 ~quotes on Thanksgiving Day by Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson)

   Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
 ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you can't enjoy your life.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Annette Goodheart

   Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
 ~funny dirty quote by Colette

   Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker, let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
 ~saying about dirty by Kin Hubbard

   Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself.
 ~quote about Writing by Franz Kafka

   To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
 ~quotes on Sex by Don Schrader

   If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
 ~sayings on Perspective by Abraham Maslow

   Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.
 ~quotations on Patriotism by Guy de Maupassant

   I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
 ~funny dirty quote by Stanley Baldwin

   Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
 ~saying about dirty by Anthony Robbins

   He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man.
 ~quote about Debt by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Love me and the world is mine.
 ~quotes on Love by David Reed

   We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Are we not like two volumes of one book?
 ~quotations on I Love You by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

   Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
 ~funny dirty quote by Henry Louis Mencken

   You have to wake up a virgin each morning.
 ~saying about dirty by Jean-Louis Barrault

   A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare. For the most part we miss the hue and fragrance of the thought; as if we could be satisfied with the dews of the morning or evening without their colors, or the heavens without their azure.
 ~quote about Writing by Henry David Thoreau

   We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education
 ~quotes on Birth by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

   There's a saying among prospectors: Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Robert Flaherty

   Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.
 ~quotations on Vegetarianism by Author Unknown

   A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
 ~funny dirty quote by Fats Domino

   There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
 ~quote about Grammar by Attributed to Winston Churchill, rejecting the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition, c.

   The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
 ~quotes on Business by Henry Ford

   Wherever you go, go with all your heart
 ~sayings on Graduation by Confucius

   As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times
 ~quotations on Adversity by Orson Scott Card

   As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
 ~funny dirty quote by William Shakespeare

   Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children
 ~saying about dirty by Alex Haley

   There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
 ~quote about Money by Logan Pearsall Smith, Life and Human Nature, Afterthoughts, 1931

   [I]t must be emphasized that nonviolent resistance is not a method for cowards; it does resistIf one uses this method because he is afraid or merely because he lacks the instruments of violence, he is not truly nonviolentThis is why Gandhi often said that
 ~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958

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