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   You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.
 ~quote about Adversity by Uncle Remus

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   Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.
 ~quotes on Golf by Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

   Man is harder than iron, stronger than stone and more fragile than a rose.
 ~sayings on Humankind by Turkish Proverb

   What we remember from childhood we remember forever - permanent ghosts, stamped, inked, imprinted, eternally seen.
 ~quotations on Childhood by Cynthia Ozick

   Leisure tends to corrupt, and absolute leisure corrupts absolutely.
 ~funny dirty quote by Edgar A. Shoaff

   God is an unutterable sigh, planted in the depths of the soul.
 ~saying about dirty by Jean Paul Richter

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   An apology is the superglue of lifeIt can repair just about anything
 ~quote about I'm Sorry by Lynn Johnston

   It takes a long time to become young.
 ~quotes on Age by Pablo Picasso

   A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by David Brenner

   Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
 ~quotations on Kindness by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
 ~funny dirty quote by Laurence J. Peter

   Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
 ~saying about dirty by Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46

   Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
 ~quote about Smoking by Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour

   This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
 ~quotes on Entertainment by Unknown

   Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.
 ~sayings on War by Lucy Ellman

   For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?
 ~quotations on Freedom by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   To win you have to risk loss.
 ~saying about dirty by Jean-Claude Killy

   Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
 ~quote about Grandparents by William Osler

   I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting a hurricane and finding a parking place in downtown Manhattan.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Claire Cloninger, When the Glass Slipper Doesn't Fit and the Silver Spoon is in Someone Else's Mouth

   I have never had so many good ideas day after day as when I worked in the garden.
 ~sayings on Gardens by John Erskine

   The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you
 ~quotations on Thank You. by John E. Southard

   Give love and unconditional acceptance to those you encounter, and notice what happens
 ~funny dirty quote by Wayne W. Dyer

   Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
 ~saying about dirty by Charlie Brown

   The other day a man asked me what I thought was the best time of life. Why, I answered without a thought, now.
 ~quote about Age by David Grayson

   The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
 ~quotes on Age by Joan Collins

   Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work
 ~sayings on Retirement by Author Unknown

   She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when.
 ~quotations on Dieting by P.G. Wodehouse

   I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
 ~funny dirty quote by Galileo Galilei

   Books are embalmed minds.
 ~saying about dirty by Bovee

   You can always find reasons to work. There will always be one more thing to do. But when people don't take time out, they stop being productive. They stop being happy, and that affects the morale of everyone around them.
 ~quote about Career by Carisa Bianchi

   Memory is what tells a man that his wife's birthday was yesterday.
 ~quotes on Memory by Mario Rocco

   We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are just working harder.
 ~sayings on Media Journalism by The Houghton Line, November 1965

   A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
 ~quotations on Famous Saying by Mark Twain

   The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak, became a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong.
 ~funny dirty quote by Thomas Carlyle

   For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
 ~saying about dirty by William Shakespeare Hamlet

   Every man's memory is his private literature.
 ~quote about Literature by Aldous Huxley

   Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
 ~quotes on Laughter by Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts, Saturday Night Live

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