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   For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.
 ~quote about Death by William Penn

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   Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.
 ~quotes on Government by Benjamin Lichtenberg

   It's easy to make a buckIt's a lot tougher to make a difference
 ~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Tom Brokaw

   A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Chinese Proverb

   Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
 ~funny dirty quote by Cherokee Indian Proverb

   When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving
 ~saying about dirty by Steven Wright

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   We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.
 ~quote about Self by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
 ~quotes on Laughter by Kurt Vonnegut

   Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
 ~sayings on Success by Abraham Lincoln

   There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
 ~quotations on Science by Graffito

   When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   It's at night, when perhaps we should be dreaming, that the mind is most clear, that we are most able to hold all our life in the palm of our skull. I don't know if anyone has ever pointed out that great attraction of insomnia before, but it is so; the night seems to release a little more of our vast backward inheritance of instincts and feelings; as with the dawn, a little honey is allowed to ooze between the lips of the sandwich, a little of the stuff of dreams to drip into the waking mind. I wish I believed, as J. B. Priestley did, that consciousness continues after disembodiment or death, not forever, but for a long while. Three score years and ten is such a stingy ration of time, when there is so much time around. Perhaps that's why some of us are insomniacs; night is so precious that it would be pusillanimous to sleep all through it! A bad night is not always a bad thing.
 ~saying about dirty by Brian W. Aldiss

   Every other sin hath some pleasure annexed to it, or will admit of an excuse: envy alone wants both.
 ~quote about Jealousy by Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy

   I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men - at least they can cry.
 ~quotes on Crying by Jean Rhys

   We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
 ~sayings on Changes by Lynn Hall

   Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.
 ~quotations on Men by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   This is my history; like all other histories, a narrative of misery.
 ~funny dirty quote by Samuel Johnson

   Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.
 ~saying about dirty by Richard Kline

   If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
 ~quote about Justice by Lord Halifax

   Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Ambrose Bierce

   We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about and.
 ~sayings on Philosophical by Arthur Stanley Eddington

   Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the notion that there is a war between good men and bad men.
 ~quotations on Politics by Walter Lippmann

   The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
 ~funny dirty quote by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain
 ~saying about dirty by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on the edge of the precipice because over the years you have become fascinated by how close you can walk without losing your balance.
 ~quote about Self by Attributed to Richard M. Nixon

   My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
 ~quotes on Patriotic by Thomas Jefferson

   Here in America we are descended in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Dwight D. Eisenhower, address, Columbia University, 31 May 1954

   Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.
 ~quotations on God by Mary C. Crowley

   Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self?
 ~funny dirty quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.
 ~saying about dirty by Unknown

   Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.
 ~quote about Sleep by Arthur Schopenhauer

   There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
 ~quotes on Leadership by Alexandre Ledru-Rollin

   Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens.
 ~sayings on Government by Edgar A. Suter

   A sensible man will remember that the eyes may be confused in two ways - by a change from light to darkness or from darkness to light; and he will recognize that the same thing happens to the soul.
 ~quotations on Soul by Plato

   Always be a poet, even in prose.
 ~funny dirty quote by Charles Baudelaire, My Heart Laid Bare, Intimate Journals, 1864

   I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
 ~saying about dirty by Gore Vidal

   We do not err because truth is difficult to see. It is visible at a glance. We err because this is more comfortable.
 ~quote about Truth by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

   True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Charles Caleb Colton

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