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   It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
 ~quote about Mothers by From the television show The Golden Girls

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   Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
 ~quotes on Humor by Irvin S. Cobb

   Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by George Steiner

   The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom the emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause and stand wrapped in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.
 ~quotations on Imagination by Albert Einstein

   Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
 ~funny dirty quote by Ogden Nash

   My body is a bulletin board, transmitting my condition.
 ~saying about dirty by Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night

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   A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.
 ~quote about Happiness by Author Unknown

   Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her.
 ~quotes on Kisses by Author Unknown

   The answer, maybe, is going out & doing rather than waiting. If you wait, life will probably pass you by. But if you go out & do the things you want to, take the risks you fear, you may just find that everything slots into place.
 ~sayings on Determination by Rob E. Geraghty

   A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.
 ~quotations on Grandparents by William Shakespeare

   A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
 ~funny dirty quote by Abraham H. Maslow

   Cheerleaders are angels - we're the only humans who can fly.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   A sensible man will remember that the eyes may be confused in two ways - by a change from light to darkness or from darkness to light; and he will recognize that the same thing happens to the soul.
 ~quote about Light by Plato

   Lenin could listen so intently that he exhausted the speaker.
 ~quotes on Listening by Isaiah Berlin

   The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
 ~sayings on America by Charles Luckman

   Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.
 ~quotations on Prejudice by Edward Roscoe Murrow, 31 December 1955

   It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up.
 ~funny dirty quote by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
 ~saying about dirty by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
 ~quote about Media Journalism by Ben Hecht

   Habit, if not resisted, soon becomes necessity.
 ~quotes on Habits by St. Augustine

   Everyone is the age of their heart.
 ~sayings on Age by Guatemalan Proverb

   Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
 ~quotations on Love by Barbara De Angelis

   A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
 ~saying about dirty by Thomas Jefferson, letter to Nathaniel Macon

   In jealousy there is more of self-love than love
 ~quote about Love Quotes by Francois De La Rochefoucauld

   Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
 ~quotes on Dancing by Author Unknown

   The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
 ~sayings on Religion by Alfred North Whitehead

   The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
 ~quotations on Relationship by

   A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.
 ~funny dirty quote by Ward McAllister

   You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories
 ~saying about dirty by Melanie Clark

   A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
 ~quote about Attitude by Mohandas Gandhi

   Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
 ~quotes on Skiing by Author Unknown

   I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to
 ~sayings on Celebrity by Shaquille O'Neal

   No man treats a motor car as foolishly as he treats another human being. When the car will not go, he does not attribute its annoying behavior to sin, he does not say, You are a wicked motorcar, and I shall not give you any more petrol until you go. He attempts to find out what is wrong and set it right.
 ~quotations on Religion by Bertrand Russell, Has Religion Made Useful Contributions to Civilization?

   The body is a big sagacity, a plurality with one sense, a war and a peace, a flock and a shepherd.
 ~funny dirty quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
 ~saying about dirty by Erik Pepke

   Church tax exemption means that we all drop our money in the collection boxes, whether we go to church or not and whether we are interested in the church or not. It is systematic and complete robbery, from which none of us escapes.
 ~quote about Religion by E. Haldeman-Julius, The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life

   Supreme joy comes from doing a kindness by stealth, and having it discovered by accident.
 ~quotes on Happiness by

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