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   The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes.
 ~quote about Justice by Lady Marguerite Blessington

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   Love is what you've been through with somebody.
 ~quotes on Love by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

   If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it
 ~sayings on Adversity by Mary Engelbreit

   Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its nature. Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies.
 ~quotations on Health by Leo Tolstoy

   Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has.
 ~funny dirty quote by Elizabeth O'Connor

   Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.
 ~saying about dirty by George Santayana, The Sense of Beauty, 1896

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   We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.
 ~quote about Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll

   Life moves pretty fastIf you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it
 ~quotes on Party Invitations by From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off

   A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
 ~sayings on Curmudgeons by Peter McArthur

   It takes a while to grasp that not all failures are self-imposed, the result of ignorance, carelessness or inexperience. It takes a while to grasp that a garden isn't a testing ground for character and to stop asking, what did I do wrong? Maybe nothing.
 ~quotations on Gardens by Eleanor Perényi, Green Thoughts, 1981

   No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
 ~funny dirty quote by Abraham Lincoln

   I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
 ~saying about dirty by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate

   If we don't end war, war will end us.
 ~quote about War by H.G. Wells, Things to Come, 1935

   If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen

   If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
 ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Stephen Levine

   Debt is the worst poverty.
 ~quotations on Debt by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

   If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
 ~funny dirty quote by Hannah Whithall Smith

   If you're going to tickle, use a feather not a whip.
 ~saying about dirty by Audrey Foris, C'est l'esprit du coq rouge (Red Rooster Musings, trans.)

   These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
 ~quote about Golf by Sam Snead

   The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst.
 ~quotes on War by Henry Fosdick

   The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
 ~sayings on Gardens by George Bernard Shaw, The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God, 1932

   Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.
 ~quotations on Science by George Bernard Shaw

   Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
 ~funny dirty quote by Zig Ziglar

   Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
 ~saying about dirty by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

   When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
 ~quote about Gossip by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911

   The oaks and the pines, and their brethren of the wood, have seen so many suns rise and set, so many seasons come and go, and so many generations pass into silence, that we may well wonder what the story of the trees would be to us if they had tongues to tell it, or we ears fine enough to understand.
 ~quotes on Trees by Author Unknown, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 1938

   Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it.
 ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Jonathan Swift

   Sport is where an entire life can be compressed into a few hours, where the emotions of a lifetime can be felt on an acre or two of ground, where a person can suffer and die and rise again on six miles of trails through a New York City park. Sport is a theater where sinner can turn saint and a common man become an uncommon hero, where the past and the future can fuse with the present. Sport is singularly able to give us peak experiences where we feel completely one with the world and transcend all conflicts as we finally become our own potential.
 ~quotations on Sports by George A. Sheehan

   All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.
 ~funny dirty quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's EveMiddle age is when you're forced to
 ~saying about dirty by Bill Vaughn

   Pain is inevitableSuffering is optional
 ~quote about Adversity by M. Kathleen Casey

   When written in Chinese the word crisis is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
 ~quotes on Adversity by John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959

   The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.
 ~sayings on Self by The Sickness Unto Death

   A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.
 ~quotations on Smiles by Author Unknown

   The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
 ~funny dirty quote by Truman Capote

   People are always asking about the good old days. I say, why don't you say the good now days?
 ~saying about dirty by Robert M. Young

   All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
 ~quote about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Bern Williams

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