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   Family quarrels have a total bitterness unmatched by others. Yet it sometimes happens that they also have a kind of tang, a pleasantness beneath the unpleasantness, based on the tacit understanding that this is not for keeps; that any limb you climb out on will still be there later for you to climb back.
 ~quote about Family by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

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   Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Law is nothing unless close behind it stands a warm living public opinion.
 ~sayings on Justice by Wendell Phillips

   I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
 ~quotations on Censorship by Voltaire

   There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle
 ~funny dirty quote by Alexis de Tocqueville

   When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
 ~saying about dirty by Abraham Joshua Heschel

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   Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
 ~quote about Violence by Dave Barry

   I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
 ~quotes on Politics by Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

   How can one help shivering with delight when one's hot fingers close around the stem of a live flower, cool from the shade and stiff with newborn vigor!
 ~sayings on Flowers by Colette

   Perform, then, this one act of remembrance before this Day passes - Remember there is an army of defense and advance that never dies and never surrenders, but is increasingly recruited from the eternal sources of the American spirit and from the generatio
 ~quotations on Memorial Day by W.J. Cameron

   You are fastened to them and cannot understand how, because they are not fastened to you.
 ~funny dirty quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Proof is an idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
 ~saying about dirty by Arthur Stanley Eddington, The Nature of the Physical World

   After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
 ~quote about Music by Aldous Huxley, Music at Night and Other Essays

   I am fond of children - except boys.
 ~quotes on Children by Lewis Carroll

   The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
 ~sayings on Government by Cullen Hightower

   Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude
 ~quotations on Thanksgiving Day by E.P. Powell

   When it comes time to die, make sure all you got to do is die.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
 ~saying about dirty by Jesse Jackson

   May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
 ~quote about Blessings by Irish Toast

   Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Thomas Heywood, Dialogues

   A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
 ~quotations on Crying by Author Unknown

   Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.
 ~saying about dirty by St Francis de Sales

   If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
 ~quote about Very True by Leopold Fechtner

   Imagination is the outreaching of mind . . . . the bombardment of the conscious mind with ideas, impulses, images and every sort of psychic phenomena welling up from the preconscious. It is the capacity to 'dream dreams and see visions
 ~quotes on Dreams by Rollo

   Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
 ~sayings on Babies by Ed Howe

   God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.
 ~quotations on God by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

   Remember God's bounty in the yearString the pearls of His favorHide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude!
 ~funny dirty quote by Henry Ward Beecher

   We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
 ~saying about dirty by Mother Teresa

   In youth we learn; in age we understand.
 ~quote about Experience. by Marie Ebner-Eschenbach

   When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by George Bernard Shaw

   The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
 ~sayings on Golf by John Updike

   Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
 ~quotations on Dogs by Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

   Courage is reckoned the greatest of all virtues; because, unless a man has that virtue, he has no security for preserving any other.
 ~funny dirty quote by Samuel Johnson (Thank you, Frank Lynch.)

   Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
 ~saying about dirty by George Bernard Shaw

   While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil
 ~quote about Death by John Taylor

   Books are the bees which carry the quickening pollen from one to another mind.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by James Russell Lowell

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