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   The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides!
 ~quote about Music by Artur Schnabel

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   The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
 ~quotes on War by Gerome Gragni and James Rado, 1967

   What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
 ~sayings on Age by Voltaire

   I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
 ~quotations on Listening by Charles C. Finn

   Anger is momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
 ~funny dirty quote by Horace, Epistles

   A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
 ~saying about dirty by Henry Wheeler Shaw

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   There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Pearl Bailey

   If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 ~quotes on Success by Author Unknown

   A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
 ~sayings on Gossip by John Tudor

   Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
 ~quotations on Health by Tommy Smothers

   Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
 ~funny dirty quote by C.C. Colton

   There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
 ~saying about dirty by Aldous Huxley

   Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
 ~quote about Women's Greetings by James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960

   Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of distinction, which inclines every man first to hope, and then to believe, that Nature has given him something peculiar to himself.
 ~sayings on Being Yourself by Samuel Johnson

   [A poem] begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
 ~quotations on Poetry by Robert Frost, The Figure a Poem Makes, Collected Poems of Robert Frost, 1939

   It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
 ~funny dirty quote by Colette, My Mother's House, 1922

   Moral: a peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deut. 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.
 ~saying about dirty by Donald Morgan

   A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, where mother is.
 ~quote about Mothers by Keith L. Brooks

   The scholar only knows how dear these silent, yet eloquent, companions of pure thoughts and innocent hours become in the season of adversity. When all that is worldly turns to dross around us, these only retain their steady value.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Washington Irving

   The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
 ~sayings on Crying by Isak Dinesen

   There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
 ~quotations on Fishing by Roderick Haig-Brown, Fisherman's Spring, 1951

   Never accept the proposition that just because a solution satisfies a problem, that it must be the only solution.
 ~funny dirty quote by Raymond E. Feist

   Courage is a kind of salvation.
 ~saying about dirty by Plato

   On the bathing-tub of King T'ang the following words were engraved: If you would one day renovate yourself, do so from day to day. Yea, let there be daily renovation.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Confucian Analects

   The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than hutsNo Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving
 ~quotes on Thanksgiving Day by H.U. Westermayer

   Most people die at the last minute; others twenty years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth.
 ~sayings on Miscellaneous by Louis Céline, Voyage au bout du monde, 1932

   Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.
 ~quotations on Television by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
 ~funny dirty quote by Thomas Fuller

   You and I are not what we eat; we are what we think.
 ~saying about dirty by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him?
 ~quote about Patriotism by Blaise Pascal, quoted by Tolstoy in Bethink Yourselves

   The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another.
 ~quotes on Being Yourself by James Matthew Barrie

   I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Joseph Baretti, quoted by James Boswell, 1766, popularly misattributed to Samuel Johnson

   For westerners, the tattoo has always been a metaphor of difference.
 ~quotations on Tattoos by Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

   Never be grandiloquent when you want to drive home a searching truth. Don't whip with a switch that has the leaves on, if you want it to tingle.
 ~funny dirty quote by Henry Ward Beecher

   I appreciate the misunderstanding I have had with Nature over my perennial border. I think it is a flower garden; she thinks it is a meadow lacking grass, and tries to correct the error.
 ~saying about dirty by Sara Stein, My Weeds, 1988

   The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality.
 ~quote about Curiosity by Albert Einstein

   There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.
 ~quotes on Homosexuality by Boy George

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