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   Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
 ~quote about Food by Tommy Smothers

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   If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
 ~quotes on Changes by John A. Simone, Sr.

   The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:,Their courage nerves a thousand living men.
 ~sayings on Patriot Day by Minot J. Savage

   Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
 ~quotations on Love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
 ~saying about dirty by George Eliot

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   There are big ships and small shipsBut the best ship of all is friendship
 ~quote about For a Friend by Author Unknown

   History studies not just facts and institutions, its real subject is the human spirit.
 ~quotes on History by Fustel de Coulange, La Cité antique, 1864

   Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.
 ~sayings on Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
 ~quotations on Humankind by Samuel Johnson

   The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.
 ~funny dirty quote by Polish Proverb

   It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
 ~saying about dirty by Mark Twain

   Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
 ~quote about Celebrity by Mark Twain

   People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
 ~quotes on Personality by Abraham Lincoln

   May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door
 ~sayings on Goodbye by Irish Toast

   A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
 ~quotations on Funny Saying by Bob Hope

   All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.
 ~funny dirty quote by Abraham Lincoln

   Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
 ~saying about dirty by Judy Carter

   Christmas, children, is not a dateIt is a state of mind
 ~quote about Christmas by Mary Ellen Chase

   One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Knute Rockne

   Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
 ~sayings on Age by Chili Davis

   Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
 ~quotations on Wise Words by Abraham Lincoln

   Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.
 ~funny dirty quote by Anatole France

   The jealous bring down the curse they fear upon their own heads.
 ~saying about dirty by Dorothy Dix

   Love is not consolation. It is light.
 ~quote about Light by Friedrich Nietzsche

   One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Chinese Proverb

   Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
 ~sayings on Safety by William Shakespeare

   Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
 ~quotations on Beauty by Garrison Keillor

   Freedom is the oxygen of the soul
 ~funny dirty quote by Moshe Dayan

   The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
 ~saying about dirty by A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture

   Who can hope to be safe? who sufficiently cautious? Guard himself as he may, every moment's an ambush.
 ~quote about Safety by Horace

   Expect an early death - it will keep you busier.
 ~quotes on Carpe Diem by Martin H. Fischer

   First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
 ~sayings on Age by Leo Rosenberg

   Can we actually know the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
 ~quotations on Humorous by Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1971

   If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
 ~funny dirty quote by Andrew Mason

   You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
 ~saying about dirty by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
 ~quote about Happiness by Dale Carnegie

   Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Robert Benchley

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