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   I must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis.
 ~quote about Diplomacy by Star Trek, Mr. Spock

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   All a manager has to do is keep eleven players happy - the eleven in the reserves. The first team are happy because they are in the first team.
 ~quotes on Sports by Rodney Marsh, 1979

   If one truly has lost hope, one would not be on hand to say so.
 ~sayings on Hope by Eric Bentley

   What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers.
 ~quotations on Writing by Logan Pearsall Smith, All Trivia, Afterthoughts, 1931

   There is just one life for each of us: our own
 ~funny dirty quote by Euripides

   I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
 ~saying about dirty by Alec Yuill Thornton

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   Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies
 ~quote about Love Quotes by John Donne

   The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
 ~quotes on Society by Ronald Firbank

   I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
 ~sayings on Animal Rights by Ellen DeGeneres

   Vogue and Self are putting out the message of yoginis as buff and perfect. If you start doing yoga for those reasons, fine. Most people get beyond that and see that it's much, much more.
 ~quotations on Yoga by Patricia Walden

   Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
 ~funny dirty quote by George Carlin

   A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world; everyone you meet is your mirror.
 ~saying about dirty by Ken Keyes, Jr.

   I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding.
 ~quote about Walking by Amy Yasbeck

   The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read
 ~quotes on Books by Abraham Lincoln

   I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
 ~sayings on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity.
 ~quotations on History by Dexter Perkins

   Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills, or the bottle.
 ~funny dirty quote by Marya Mannes, But Will It Sell?, 1964

   Therefore is a word the poet must not know.
 ~saying about dirty by André Gide

   You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
 ~quote about Philosophical by Navajo Proverb

   Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand:
The more you are in it, the deeper you sink.
And when it hits you, you've just got to fall.
 ~quotes on Love by UB40

   Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them.
 ~sayings on War by Pacifist Badge, 1978

   The foliage has been losing its freshness through the month of August, and here and there a yellow leaf shows itself like the first gray hair amidst the locks of a beauty who has seen one season too many.
 ~quotations on Autumn by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes along.
 ~funny dirty quote by Samuel Butler, Speech at the Somerville Club, 27 February 1895

   A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
 ~saying about dirty by Christopher Morley, Human Being

   Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
 ~quote about Baseball by Dave Bristol

   Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.
 ~quotes on Sisters by Pam Brown

   Our favourite holding period is forever
 ~sayings on Business by Warren Buffet

   In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night.
 ~quotations on Teenagers by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   That word lesbian sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure.
 ~funny dirty quote by Denise McCanles

   In some families, please is described as the magic wordIn our house, however, it was sorry
 ~saying about dirty by Margaret Laurence

   Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
 ~quote about Science by Edwin Powell Hubble, The Nature of Science, 1954

   Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
 ~quotes on Habits by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar for 1894

   Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.
 ~sayings on Taxes by J.C. Watts, Jr.

   When you leave here, don't forget why you came
 ~quotations on Graduation by Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates

   America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still.
 ~funny dirty quote by e.e. cummings

   If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.
 ~quote about Flowers by John Ruskin

   The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
 ~quotes on Passion by Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

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