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   Country music is three chords and the truth.
 ~quote about Music by Harlan Howard

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   Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
 ~quotes on Golf by Arthur Daley

   An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
 ~sayings on Mothers by Spanish Proverb

   Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
 ~quotations on Life by Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left

   It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one.
 ~funny dirty quote by Chuck Tanner

   I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.
 ~saying about dirty by George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs

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   A political convention is just not a place where you come away with any trace of faith in human nature.
 ~quote about Politics by Murray Kempton

   The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.
 ~quotes on Parenting by Frank Pittman, Man Enough

   [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly
 ~sayings on Party Invitations by Desiderius Erasmus

   Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Arnold H. Glasow

   Laughter is an instant vacation.
 ~funny dirty quote by Milton Berle

   I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
 ~quote about Men by Lenore Coffee

   How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
 ~quotes on Hockey by Jacques Plante

   I did not use paint, I made myself up morally.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Eleanora Duse, Le Gaulois, 1922

   Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
 ~quotations on Hope by Robert G. Ingersoll

   Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
 ~funny dirty quote by Emily Brontė

   We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
 ~saying about dirty by Franklin Delano Roosevelt

   People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.
 ~quote about Effort by Author Unknown

   There are some defeats more triumphant than victories
 ~quotes on Adversity by Michel de Montaigne

   People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay.
 ~sayings on Homosexuality by Perry King

   If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?
 ~quotations on Media Journalism by Author Unknown

   You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing.
 ~funny dirty quote by Marie Stopes

   It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
 ~saying about dirty by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   There is deep wisdom within our very flesh, if we can only come to our senses and feel it.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Elizabeth A. Behnke

   If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
 ~quotes on Technology by Frank Lloyd Wright

   Death is a distant rumor to the young.
 ~sayings on Death by Andrew A. Rooney

   The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
 ~quotations on Grandparents by Sam Levenson

   It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
 ~funny dirty quote by Mae West

   We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
 ~saying about dirty by Kenji Miyazawa

   Learn a new language and get a new soul.
 ~quote about Language by Czech Proverb

   We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
 ~quotes on Listening by Epictetus

   When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
 ~sayings on Hypocrisy by George Bernard Shaw

   The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one.
 ~quotations on Changes by William H. Seward

   Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
 ~funny dirty quote by Sam Austin

   Many persons read and like fiction. It does not tax the intelligence and the intelligence of most of us can so ill afford taxation that we rightly welcome any reading matter which avoids this.
 ~saying about dirty by Rose Macaulay

   Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
 ~quote about Basketball by Ogden Nash

   There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
 ~quotes on Parenting by George Bernard Shaw

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