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   Antisthenes says that in a certain faraway land the cold is so intense that words freeze as soon as they are uttered, and after some time then thaw and become audible, so that words spoken in winter go unheard until the next summer.
 ~quote about Winter by Plutarch, Moralia

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   Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience.
 ~quotes on Experience. by Clarence Day, The Crow's Nest

   For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
 ~sayings on Smoking by Jay Leno

   Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales.
 ~quotations on Insults by Mark Twain

   Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.
 ~funny dirty quote by Jules Renard

   Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life
 ~saying about dirty by Herbert Asquith

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   A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business
 ~quote about Graduation by Henry Ford

   One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human
 ~quotes on For a Friend by George Santayana

   I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.
 ~sayings on Homosexuality by Diamanda Galas

   If you cut a thing up, of course it will smell. Hence, nothing raises such an infernal stink at last, as human psychology.
 ~quotations on Psychology by D.H. Lawrence

   He spake well who said that graves are the footprints of angels.
 ~funny dirty quote by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
 ~saying about dirty by Ellen Glasgow

   Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Tom Stoppard

   A good cheerleader is not measured by the height of her jumps but by the span of her spirit.
 ~quotes on Cheerleading by Author Unknown

   There can be no defence like elaborate courtesy.
 ~sayings on Manners by E.V. Lucas

   If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then, you are an excellent leader.
 ~quotations on Success by Dolly Parton

   Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
 ~funny dirty quote by Mason Cooley

   I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet.
 ~saying about dirty by Tommy Docherty, 1980

   There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
 ~quote about Sex by Billy Joel

   We are imperfect. We cannot expect perfect government.
 ~quotes on Government by William Howard Taft

   Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.
 ~sayings on Life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~quotations on Valentine's Day by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
 ~funny dirty quote by Peter Marshall

   Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simpleIt is man who complicates it
 ~saying about dirty by Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972

   Are we going to be friends forever? Asked Piglet. Even longer, Pooh answered
 ~quote about Friends by Winnie the Pooh

   Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time
 ~quotes on Birthdays by Jean Paul Richter

   The day will happen whether or not you get up.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by John Ciardi

   Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
 ~quotations on Women by Mae West

   If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul.
 ~funny dirty quote by William Shakespeare

   Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
 ~saying about dirty by Aesop

   There is still no cure for the common birthday.
 ~quote about Age by John Glenn

   Loud indignation against vice often stands for virtue in the eyes of bigots.
 ~quotes on Vices by J. Petit-Senn

   For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity
 ~sayings on Memorial Day by William Penn

   One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
 ~quotations on Happiness by

   I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do.
 ~funny dirty quote by D. Dale Gulledge

   Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
 ~saying about dirty by James Russell Lowell

   Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
 ~quote about Women by Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

   Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries
 ~quotes on Competence by Everett McKinley Dirksen

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