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   Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever
 ~quote about Birthdays by Don Marquis

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   If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.
 ~quotes on History by Pearl Buck

   Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
 ~sayings on Helping by Edmund Burke

   Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
 ~quotations on Clothing by Benny Hill

   Boredom is a vital problem of the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it
 ~funny dirty quote by Bertrand Russell, philosopher and logician

   If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless, since their chief purpose is to make us bear with patience the injustice of our fellows.
 ~saying about dirty by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Misanthrope

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   You must be the change you wish to see in the world
 ~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Mahatma Ghandi

   It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.
 ~quotes on Passion by George Santayana

   God gave burdens, also shoulders
 ~sayings on Patriot Day by Yiddish Proverb

   Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
 ~quotations on Humor by Mark Twain

   Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.
 ~funny dirty quote by Mark Twain

   No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
 ~saying about dirty by H.L. Mencken

   If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
 ~quote about Family by Ashleigh Brilliant

   A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself.
 ~quotes on Justice by Lord Brougham

   We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams
 ~sayings on Dreams by Arthur O'Shaughnessy

   Basketball, hockey and track meets are action heaped upon action, climax upon climax, until the onlooker's responses become deadened. Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Roger Kahn

   Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!
 ~funny dirty quote by Owens Lee Pomeroy

   Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin.
 ~saying about dirty by Anonymous

   Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.
 ~quote about Stress by Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You

   The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
 ~quotes on Golf by Pete Dye

   Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
 ~sayings on Love by Zora Neale Hurston

   Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
 ~quotations on Self Discipline by Stephen Covey

   This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
 ~funny dirty quote by Frank Sullivan

   We must not be forced to explore the universe in search of a new home because we have made the Earth inhospitable, even uninhabitable. For if we do not solve the environmental and related social problems that beset us on Earth - pollution, toxic contamination, resource depletion, prejudice, poverty, hunger - those problems will surely accompany us to other worlds.
 ~saying about dirty by Donald G. Kaufman and Cecilia M. Franz, Biosphere 2000: Protecting Our Global Environment, 1996

   If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
 ~quote about Golf by Lee Trevino

   Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them.
 ~quotes on Parenting by Author Unknown

   Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
 ~sayings on Speaking by Jeff Daly

   Hatred is one long wait.
 ~quotations on Hate by René Maran

   Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
 ~funny dirty quote by J.K. Rowling, The Egg and The Eye, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the characte

   A handful of pine-seed will cover mountains with the green majesty of a forestI too will set my face to the wind and throw my handful of seed on high
 ~saying about dirty by Fiona MacLeod

   The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
 ~quote about Age by Doris Lessing

   There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
 ~quotes on Famous Saying by Ken Olson

   There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.
 ~sayings on Labor by Author Unknown

   It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
 ~quotations on Men by Helen Rowland

   If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
 ~funny dirty quote by Leon Eldred

   Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
 ~saying about dirty by Tryon Edwards

   The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before youThen do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily
 ~quote about Sweetest Day by Robert Louis Stevenson

   Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, It’s about dancing in the rain.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Nidokidos

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