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   A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
 ~quote about Cinema by Alfred Hitchcock

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   The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
 ~quotes on Poverty by Willem de Kooning

   Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
 ~sayings on Funny Quotes by Mort Sahl

   All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones. In my opinion, there never was a good war or a bad peace. When will mankind be convinced and agree to settle their difficulties by arbitration?
 ~quotations on War by Benjamin Franklin

   The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.
 ~funny dirty quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
 ~saying about dirty by Buddha

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   Arm ourselves for war? No! All the arms we need are for hugging.
 ~quote about Hugs by Author Unknown

   Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.
 ~quotes on Love by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

   Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.
 ~sayings on Women by Germaine Greer

   What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.
 ~quotations on Reality by Jane Wagner, The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, 1985, performed by Lily Tomli

   You can't go through life quitting everything. If you're going to achieve anything, you've got to stick with something.
 ~funny dirty quote by From the television show Family Matters

   The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
 ~quote about Women by Harold Robbins

   If someone loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that's enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard

   I would ask something more of this world, if it had something more.
 ~sayings on Curmudgeons by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   All winning teams are goal-oriented. Teams like these win consistently because everyone connected with them concentrates on specific objectives. They go about their business with blinders on; nothing will distract them from achieving their aims
 ~quotations on Business by Lou Holtz

   The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Mark Twain

   The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   [H]istory is the sextant of states which, tossed by wind and current, would be lost in confusion if they could not fix their position.
 ~quote about History by Allan Nevins, The Gateway to History

   Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.
 ~quotes on Marriage by O.C. Ogilvie

   But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer.
 ~sayings on Tennis by Billy Carter, while being taught a two-handed backhand shot

   We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
 ~quotations on Action by Frank Tibolt

   The hardest work in the world is being out of work.
 ~funny dirty quote by Whitney Young, Jr.

   The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins.
 ~saying about dirty by Tom Canterbury

   Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along.
 ~quote about Conformity by Carl Sagan, The Fine Art of Baloney Detection

   What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
 ~quotes on Life by Crowfoot, 1890, as quoted in Catch the Whisper of the Wind compiled by Cheewa James

   People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
 ~sayings on Religion by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

   The course of true anything never does run smooth.
 ~quotations on Adversity by Samuel Butler

   If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
 ~funny dirty quote by George Brett, 1986

   You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping.
 ~saying about dirty by Rudyard Kipling

   Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
 ~quote about Apologies by Kimberly Johnson

   Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.
 ~quotes on Diplomacy by Author Unknown

   A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Paul Valéry

   When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
 ~quotations on Inner Child by Joseph Heller, Something Happened, 1974

   With wealth comes a reputation for wisdom, prudence, self-confidence, courage, greatness, and other unearned virtues.
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   Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
 ~saying about dirty by Unknown

   It is well-nigh obvious that those who are in favor of the death penalty have more affinities with murderers than those who oppose it.
 ~quote about Justice by Remy de Gourmont

   Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.
 ~quotes on Perseverance by Earl Nightingale

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