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   I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends
 ~quote about Friends by Walt Whitman

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   The Past lies upon the Present like a giant's dead body.
 ~quotes on History by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The House of Seven Gables

   If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.
 ~sayings on Love by Barbara De Angelis

   Freedom is too enormous to be slipped under a closet door
 ~quotations on Freedom by Harvey Milk

   We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.
 ~funny dirty quote by Buzzie Bavasi

   If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
 ~saying about dirty by Bob Golic

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   When the wine is in, the wit is out.
 ~quote about Alcohol by Proverb

   Be happy. It's one way of being wise.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Colette

   The human spirit is not dead. It lives on in secret.... It has come to believe that compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind.
 ~sayings on Animal Rights by Albert Schweitzer, Novel Peace Prize address, The Problem of Peace in the World Today

   Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.
 ~quotations on Wealth by Harvey B. Mackay

   I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams.... Man... is above all the plaything of his memory.
 ~funny dirty quote by Andre Breton, Manifesto of Surrealism, 1924

   Silence moves faster when it's going backward.
 ~saying about dirty by Jean Cocteau

   Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
 ~quote about Genius by Robert S. Lynd

   Keep a sharp eye on that devil, procrastination, waiting for his chance to lure you to the easy chair, to gossip, to dawdling, and the TV which is mostly a literature of illiterate the amusement of non-thinkers.
 ~quotes on Maturing Altruistically by

   Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Hubert Humphrey

   The players are too serious. They don't have any fun any more. They come to camp with a financial adviser and they read the stock market page before the sports pages. They concern themselves with statistics rather than simply playing the game and enjoying it for what it is
 ~quotations on Baseball by Rocky Bridges

   Nurses are I.V. leaguers.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   This heart, my own dear mother, bends,With love's true instinct, back to thee!
 ~saying about dirty by Thomas Moore

   Some places speak distinctly. Certain dank gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwrecks.
 ~quote about Places by Robert Louis Stevenson

   If a man happens to find himself, he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life.
 ~quotes on Self-Discovery by James A. Michener

   Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.
 ~sayings on Living by Emory Austin

   There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.
 ~quotations on Tea by Bernard-Paul Heroux

   Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency - she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
 ~funny dirty quote by Jacques Seguela

   I believe... that security declines as security machinery expands.
 ~saying about dirty by E.B. White

   I love America more than any other country in this world; and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
 ~quote about America by James Baldwin

   Beware of a man of one book.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by English Proverb

   There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
 ~sayings on Jobs by William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues

   Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
 ~quotations on Living by

   since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
 ~funny dirty quote by Tupac Shakur

   May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
 ~quote about Sisters by Pam Brown

   I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word.
 ~quotes on Racism by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death
 ~sayings on Death by Kahlil Gibran

   Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
 ~quotations on Quotations by Author Unknown

   Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.
 ~funny dirty quote by Leo Rosten

   A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
 ~saying about dirty by James Beard

   Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
 ~quote about American football by Luke Salisbury

   Too many historical writers are the votaries of cults, which, by definition are dedicated to whitewashing warts and hanging halos.
 ~quotes on History by Thomas A. Bailey

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