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   Whatever a man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Every prayer reduces itself to this: Great God, grant that twice two be not four.
 ~quote about Prayer by Ivan Turgenev

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   The fewer data needed, the better the information. And an overload of information, that is, anything much beyond what is truly needed, leads to information blackout. It does not enrich, but impoverishes
 ~quotes on Business by Peter F.Drucker

   I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
 ~sayings on Television by Orson Welles

   Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.
 ~quotations on Sleep by Jessamyn West

   Love, she said, should be said more slowly, and ran from the house. Words could not catch her as such. Honesty is so slow, that is the trouble.
 ~funny dirty quote by Author Unknown

   Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

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   And if you find everything as soon as you look for it, you find it in vain, you look for it in vain.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Believing is easier than thinking. Hence so many more believers than thinkers.
 ~quotes on Thinking by Bruce Calvert

   The serve was invented so that the net could play.
 ~sayings on Tennis by Bill Cosby

   The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.
 ~quotations on Success by Dale Carnegie

   The best place to catch a baseball hit by (Mark) McGwire is definitely not within the confines of the playing field, or sometimes even the ballpark. Other players dial '1' for long distance. McGwire has to ask for an international operator
 ~funny dirty quote by Thomas Boswell

   Time, the cradle of hope.... Wisdom walks before it, opportunity with it, and repentance behind it: he that has made it his friend will have little to fear from his enemies, but he that has made it his enemy will have little to hope from his friends.
 ~saying about dirty by Charles Caleb Colton

   If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks.
 ~quote about Attitude by Francis Rabelais

   History provides neither compensation for suffering nor penalties for wrong.
 ~quotes on History by John Acton

   Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too.
 ~sayings on Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
 ~quotations on Worry by Theodore N. Vail

   In the future, how we gather, manage and use information will determine whether we succeed or fail
 ~funny dirty quote by Bill Gates

   I would have girls regard themselves not as adjectives but as nouns.
 ~saying about dirty by Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Our Girls

   To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
 ~quote about Gossip by Benjamin Franklin

   Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things.
 ~quotes on Memory by Pierce Harris, Atlanta Journal

   When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.
 ~sayings on Philosophy by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

   A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right. Author Unknown
 ~quotations on Taxes by

   A game of great charm in the adoption of mathematical measurements to the timing of human movements, the exactitudes and adjustments of physical ability to hazardous chance. The speed of the legs, the dexterity of the body, the grace of the swing, the elusiveness of the slide - these are the features that make Americans everywhere forget the last syllable of a man's last name or the pigmentation of his skin.
 ~funny dirty quote by Branch Rickey, May 1960

   The best of my education has come from the public library... my tuition fee is a bus fare and once in a while, five cents a day for an overdue book. You don't need to know very much to start with, if you know the way to the public library.
 ~saying about dirty by Lesley Conger

   The first and highest law must be the love of man to manHomo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History
 ~quote about Sweetest Day by Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity

   Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
 ~quotes on Children by Harold Hulbert

   A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless.
 ~sayings on Home by May Sarton

   The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.
 ~quotations on Dancing by Agnes de Mille

   Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
 ~funny dirty quote by Elbert Hubbard

   No religion is a true religion that does not make men tingle to their finger tips with a sense of infinite hazard.
 ~saying about dirty by William Ernest Hocking

   Progress imposes not only new possibilities for the future but new restrictions.
 ~quote about Prosperity by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1950

   Territory is but the body of a nationThe people who inhabit its hills and valleys are its soul, its spirit, its life
 ~quotes on Patriotic by James Garfield

   The challenge of history is to recover the past and introduce it to the present.
 ~sayings on History by David Thelen

   Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
 ~quotations on Imagination by Stephen Leacock

   I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me nave or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
 ~funny dirty quote by Anas Nin

   The hardest work is to go idle.
 ~saying about dirty by Yiddish Proverb

   My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
 ~quote about Brevity by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

   Well, said Pooh, what I like best, and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
 ~quotes on Happiness by A.A. Milne

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