A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
~quotes on Politics by Ernest Benn And how should a beautiful, ignorant stream of water know it heads for an early release - out across the desert, running toward the Gulf, below sea level, to murmur its lullaby, and see the Imperial Valley rise out of burning sand with cotton blossoms, wheat, watermelons, roses, how should it know?
~sayings on Nature by Carl Sandburg, Good Morning America, 1928 The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing.
~quotations on Taxes by Jean Baptist Colbert, attributed There's no thief like a bad movie.
~funny drinking saying by Sam Ewing One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
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Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.
~quote about Writing by William Wordsworth No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
~quotes on College by J. Robert Oppenheimer I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
~sayings on Conformity by Wilson Mizner Truth is not determined by majority vote
~quotations on Election Day by Doug Gwyn Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
~funny drinking saying by P.J. O'Rourke Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance.
~saying about drinking by Arnold Glasow Few great men could pass Personnel.
~quote about Society by Paul Goodman, Growing Up Absurd: Problems of Youth in the Organized Society, 1956 With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.
~quotes on Living by Ralph Waldo Emerson In union there is strength.
~sayings on Brotherhood Unity by Aesop Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
~quotations on Smoking by Florence King Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
~funny drinking saying by Art Buchwald, How Un-American Can You Get?, Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966 When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
~saying about drinking by Mark Twain If there is a God, he's a great mathematician.
~quote about Math by Paul Dirac It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
~quotes on Golf by Mark Twain Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
~sayings on Age by Victor Hugo Science is all those things which are confirmed to such a degree that it would be unreasonable to withhold one's provisional consent.
~quotations on Science by Stephen Jay Gould Never judge a day by its weather. Sunshine is uplifting; rain, nourishing; wind, exhilarating, snow, cleansing; hail, stimulating. Any weather is better than none.
~funny drinking saying by It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.
~saying about drinking by Oscar Wilde Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration.
~quote about Gardens by Lou Erickson When freedom from want and freedom from fear are achieved, man's remains will be in rigor mortis.
~quotes on Humankind by Martin H. Fischer We are closer to the ants than to butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure.
~sayings on Insects by Gerald Brenan It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses
~quotations on Death by Virginia Woolf The walls of books around him, dense with the past, formed a kind of insulation against the present world and its disasters.
~funny drinking saying by Ross MacDonald Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness
~saying about drinking by Ellie Katz Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
~quote about Entertainment by Unknown The power of quotation is as dreadful a weapon as any which the human intellect can forge.
~quotes on Quotations by John Jay Chapman If man were immortal he could be perfectly sure of seeing the day when everything in which he had trusted should betray his trust, and, in short, of coming eventually to hopeless misery. He would break down, at last, as every good fortune, as every dynasty, as every civilization does. In place of this we have death.
~sayings on Death by Charles Sanders Peirce A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again
~quotations on Goodbye by Author Unknown Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around.
~funny drinking saying by Frank A. Clark Home, the spot of earth supremely blest,A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.
~saying about drinking by Robert Montgomery Don't waste time learning the tricks of the trade. Instead, learn the trade.
~quote about Goals by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr. What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
~quotes on Society by Henry David Thoreau
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