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   I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
 ~quote about Beauty by Author Unknown
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   A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
 ~quotes on Patriotism by George William Curtis

   Put your future in good hands - your own.
 ~sayings on Confidence by Author Unknown

   I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
 ~quotations on Hair by Dolly Parton

   Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
 ~funny drunk saying by Ellen Glasgow

   The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
 ~saying about drunk by Ralph W. Sockman
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   If you do a lot of things to build business, you'll build business. They don't have to be done perfectly to work, although the better you do them, the better they'll work. But the main point is that you have to do them -- a lot
 ~quote about Business by Joe Girard

   Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
 ~quotes on Equality Difference by Italian Proverb

   Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice?
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by Anonymous

   One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Robert Benchley

   Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
 ~funny drunk saying by Jim Murray

   To become financially independent, pitch your goal of living a notch below your income. And never spend any money before you have it. Well arranged finances are a sure sign of well arranged mind.
 ~saying about drunk by

   Any of us can achieve virtue, if by virtue we merely mean the avoidance of the vices that do not attract us.
 ~quote about Virtue by Robert S. Lynd

   Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
 ~quotes on Society by Mignon McLaughlin

   Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations.
 ~sayings on Religion by Martin Terman

   When I saw others straining toward God, I did not understand it, for though I may have had him less than they did, there was no one blocking the way between him and me, and I could reach his heart easily. It is up to him, after all, to have us, our part consists of almost solely in letting him grasp us.
 ~quotations on God by Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke and Benvenuta: An Intimate Correspondence

   Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away.
 ~funny drunk saying by Charles Caleb Colton

   Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
 ~saying about drunk by Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons

   Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
 ~quote about Attitude by Buddha

   I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go.
 ~quotes on Prayer by Abraham Lincoln

   I've found without question that the best way to lead others to a more plant-based diet is by example - to lead with your fork, not your mouth.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by Bernie Wilke

   Life is the sum of all your choices.
 ~quotations on Decisions by Albert Camus

   It is the land of perpetual pubescence, where cultural lag is mistaken for renaissance.
 ~funny drunk saying by Ashley Montagu, about California

   Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth. No one except a friend can be trusted, Your life will never ever get rusted
 ~saying about drunk by Unknown

   It's so exciting to visit my son's cubicle! I worked hard to put you through college. Now I'll see the results of my investment. Um...You did attend classes, right
 ~quote about Bureaucracy by Dilbert

   Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control
 ~quotes on Confidence by Tom Landry

   A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
 ~sayings on Kindness by Charles H. Spurgeon

   Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
 ~quotations on Belief by John Lancaster Spalding

   It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother.
 ~funny drunk saying by Author Unknown

   I count myselt in nothing else so happy As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends
 ~saying about drunk by William Shakespeare

   Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
 ~quote about Anger by Malachy McCourt

   Never make a companion equal to a brother.
 ~quotes on Brothers by Hesiod

   He who is born a fool is never cured
 ~sayings on April Fool's Day by Proverb

   Always live up to your standards - by lowering them, if necessary.
 ~quotations on Perfection by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Easy reading is damn hard writing.
 ~funny drunk saying by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   All God's angels come to us disguised.
 ~saying about drunk by James Russell Lowell

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
 ~quote about Kindness by Nelson Henderson

   It is a comely fashion to be glad; Joy is the grace we say to God.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Jean Ingelow
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