The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
~quote about Mothers by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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~quotes on Body by Marcel Proust Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.
~sayings on Friendship by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Journals, 1843 Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
~quotations on Government by Polish Proverb A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Howard Scott In those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be enrolled. This was the first enrollment, when Quirini-us was governor of Syria. And all went to be enrolled, each to his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, from the city of Nazareth, to Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, to be enrolled with Mary, his betrothed, who was with child. And while they were there, the time came for her to be delivered. And she gave birth to her first-born son and wrapped him in swaddling cloths, and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn
~saying about fortune cookie by Luke John
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~quote about Quotations by Franklin P. Jones All of us encounter, at least once in our life, some individual who utters words that make us think forever. There are men whose phrases are oracles; who can condense in one sentence the secrets of life; who blurt out an aphorism that forms a character, or illustrates an existence.
~quotes on Quotations by Benjamin Disraeli A happy childhood can't be cured. Mine'll hang around my neck like a rainbow, that's all, instead of a noose.
~sayings on Memory by Hortense Calisher, Queenie, 1971 Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
~quotations on Goals by Woody Allen Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Christopher Morley Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost
~saying about fortune cookie by Kaleel Jamison Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
~quote about Fear by Shirley Maclaine Hugs are the universal medicine.
~quotes on Hugs by Author Unknown If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
~sayings on Exercise by Christiaan Barnard
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it. No matter what happens to you, no matter how unfair, inequitable or wrong, there’s something you can take from the situation and use for your advancement.
~quotations on Attitude by Peter McWilliams It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?
~funny fortune cookie saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
~saying about fortune cookie by Aesop I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
~quote about Feminism by Rebecca West, 1913 Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees.
~quotes on Gardens by Anne Raver A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery.
~sayings on Men by Clare Booth Luce I've spent most of my life walking under that hovering cloud, jealousy, whose acid raindrops blurred my vision and burned holes in my heart. Once I learned to use the umbrella of confidence, the skies cleared up for me and the sunshine called joy became my faithful companion.
~quotations on Confidence by Astrid Alauda And they die an equal death - the idler and the man of mighty deeds.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Homer, Iliad We have always had reluctance to see a tract of land which is empty of men as anything but a void. The waste howling wilderness of Deuteronomy is typical. The Oxford Dictionary defines wilderness as wild or uncultivated land which is occupied only by wild animals. Places not used by us are wastes. Areas not occupied by us are desolate. Could the desolation be in the soul of man?
~saying about fortune cookie by John A. Livingston, in Borden Spears, ed., Wilderness Canada, 1970 If I am not for myself, who will be?
~quote about Confidence by Pirke Avoth When you're green you're growing, and when you're ripe you start to rot.
~quotes on Inner Child by Ray Kroc Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.
~sayings on Parenting by Robert A. Heinlein No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
~quotations on Marriage by Benjamin Disraeli He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Marcus Aurelius What religion a man shall have is a historical accident, quite as much as what language he shall speak.
~saying about fortune cookie by George Santayana, Reason in Religion Let no one who loves be unhappy... even love unreturned has its rainbow.
~quote about Heartache by James Matthew Barrie Knock on the sky and listen to the sound.
~quotes on Philosophical by Zen Saying People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
~sayings on Religion by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.
~quotations on Wise Words by Author Unknown He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski We are always getting ready to live but never living.
~saying about fortune cookie by Ralph Waldo Emerson I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
~quote about Sex by J. Edgar Hoover, attributed Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.
~quotes on Leadership by Charles Simic
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