I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
~quotes on Men by From the television show Civil Wars My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
~sayings on Independence Day by Thomas Jefferson Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
~quotations on Money by Jerry Gellis The United States is the only country with a known birthday
~funny fortune cookie saying by James G. Blaine We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of us have and none of us has.
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If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
~quote about Dental by Martin H. Fischer Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
~quotes on Success by Lily Tomlin God is real, unless declared integer.
~sayings on Math by Author Unknown Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.
~quotations on Soccer by Ondino Viera Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
~saying about fortune cookie by Norman McLaren I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a good hit, which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
~quote about American football by Dave Barry In union there is strength
~quotes on Unity by Aesop It’s easy enough to be pleasant, when life flow a long like a song, but the man worthwhile is the man with a smile, when everything goes dead wrong.
~sayings on Self Confidence by My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
~quotations on Walking by Aldous Huxley Art is spirituality in drag.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Jennifer Yane I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
~saying about fortune cookie by J.D. Salinger I thank Thee first because I was never robbed before; second, because although they took my purse they did not take my life; third, because although they took my all, it was not much; and fourth because it was I who was robbed, and not I who robbed.
~quote about Perspective by Matthew Henry Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
~quotes on Perspective by Author Unknown If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
~sayings on Government by Kelvin Throop Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
~quotations on Hockey by Steve Rushin What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?
~funny fortune cookie saying by Author Unknown Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.
~saying about fortune cookie by George Eliot You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.
~quote about Grief by Jan Glidewell We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.
~quotes on Success by It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.
~sayings on Mind by Mark Twain Movement never lies. It is a barometer telling the state of the soul's weather.
~quotations on Chakras by Martha Graham The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no top.
~funny fortune cookie saying by Nancy Barcus The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
~saying about fortune cookie by George Bernard Shaw Thou shalt not kill does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai.
~quote about Vegetarianism by Leo Tolstoy After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~quotes on Golf by Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent There is only one Education, and it has only one goal: the freedom of the mind. Anything that needs an adjective, be it civics education, or socialist education, or Christian education, or whatever-you-like education, is not education, and it has some different goal. The very existence of modified educations is testimony to the fact that their proponents cannot bring about what they want in a mind that is free. An education that cannot do its work in a free mind, and so must teach by homily and precept in the service of these feelings and attitudes and beliefs rather than those, is pure and unmistakable tyranny.
~sayings on Education by Richard Mitchell, The Underground Grammarian, September 1982 Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
~quotations on Dancing by Martha Graham Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten
~funny fortune cookie saying by B.F. Skinner Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
~saying about fortune cookie by Max Eastman Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
~quote about Food by Josh Billings Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
~quotes on Stress by Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949
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