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   The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.
 ~quote about Education by Bill Beattie

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   We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
 ~quotes on Being Yourself by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.
 ~sayings on Grandparents by Author Unknown

   A hundredload of worry will not pay an ounce of debt.
 ~quotations on Worry by George Herbert

   I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.
 ~funny fortune cookie sayings by Josh Billings

   We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.
 ~saying about fortune cookie by Author Unknown

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   Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
 ~quote about Golf by Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985

   In my garden there is a large place for sentiment. My garden of flowers is also my garden of thoughts and dreams. The thoughts grow as freely as the flowers, and the dreams are as beautiful.
 ~quotes on Gardens by Abram L. Urban

   Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
 ~sayings on Effort by Edward H. Harriman

   Rivers are roads which move, and which carry us whither we desire to go.
 ~quotations on Water by Blaise Pascal

   All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them
 ~funny fortune cookie sayings by Charles Dickens

   The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
 ~saying about fortune cookie by Henry Maudsley

   The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize.
 ~quote about Education by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale.
 ~quotes on Politics by John Gardner

   Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.
 ~sayings on Trees by George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists, 1903

    My first drawings could never have been shown at an exhibition of children’s drawings. I lacked the clumsiness of a child, his naivety.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Pablo Picasso

   It has been said that art is a tryst, for in the joy of it maker and beholder meet.
 ~funny fortune cookie sayings by Kojiro Tomita

   Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are.
 ~saying about fortune cookie by Source Unknown

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
 ~quote about Compassion by George MacDonald

   He has spent all his life in letting down empty buckets into empty wells; and he is frittering away his age in trying to draw them up again.
 ~quotes on Carpe Diem by Sydney Smith

   Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by Dandemis

   A man without a bank account is usually a man of little account.
 ~quotations on Financial by

   Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think.
 ~funny fortune cookie sayings by Robert Henri

   Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker's the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There's only one way to make a fortune, and that's to down the fellow who's up against you.
 ~saying about fortune cookie by W. Somerset Maugham

   A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
 ~quote about Religion by Francis Bacon, Essays: Of Atheism, 1625

   In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing.
 ~quotes on Grief by Robert Ingersoll

   Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapelessIf it is wakened it takes the form of the waker
 ~sayings on Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.
 ~quotations on Freedom by Mahatma Gandhi

   You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
 ~funny fortune cookie sayings by Gene Mauch

   Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.
 ~saying about fortune cookie by Swedish Proverb

   Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
 ~quote about Food by Ambrose Bierce

   Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.
 ~quotes on Money by Max Amsterdam

   Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it.
 ~sayings on Honesty by Emily Dickinson

   People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.
 ~quotations on Honesty by Richard J. Needham

   Your best protection from your enemies is to make them your friends.
 ~funny fortune cookie sayings by

   I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
 ~saying about fortune cookie by Bob Hope

   If a thousand old beliefs were ruined in our march to truth we must still march on.
 ~quote about Truth by Stopford Brooke

   One cannot change yesterday, but only make the most of today, and look with hope toward tomorrow.
 ~quotes on Attitude by

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