Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
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It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
~quotes on Fathers by Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994 Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
~sayings on God by Author Unknown If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice
~quotations on Thanksgiving Day by Meister Eckhart When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
~funny friend quote by Frederike Ryder DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY
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There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
~quote about Living by Buddha If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
~quotes on Education by Cornelius Vanderbilt Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.
~sayings on Perspective by Martin Amis Every child begins the world again....
~quotations on Baby by Henry David Thoreau The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.
~funny friend quote by Ashley Montague If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
~saying about friend by Richard Preston Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
~quote about Men by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
~quotes on Baseball by Bobby Murcer There's opportunity in poker.... If Horace Greeley were alive today, his advice wouldn't be Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. Instead, he'd point to that deck of cards on table and say, Shuffle up and deal.
~sayings on Poker by Lou Krieger A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
~quotations on Light by Author Unknown Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough
~funny friend quote by Jonathan Woodgate That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful.
~saying about friend by Ninon de L'Enclos In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
~quote about Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Sweet childish days, that were as long,As twenty days are now.
~quotes on Childhood by William Wordsworth, To a Butterfly Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival
~sayings on Comedy by Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
~quotations on Hair by Bo Goldman, The Start of an Education,made popular by the movie Scent of a Woman Joy is a flower that blooms when you do.
~funny friend quote by Author Unknown Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
~saying about friend by Bill Veeck, 1975 You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going
~quote about Children by P. J. O'Rourke Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.
~quotes on Appearance by Jean Cocteau The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
~sayings on Justice by Max Stirner, The Ego and His Own No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
~quotations on Missing You by Robert Southey Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.
~funny friend quote by John F. Kennedy The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
~saying about friend by Author Unknown Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. Has any act of selfishness ever equaled the carnage perpetrated by disciples of altruism?
~quote about History by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
~quotes on Sports by Jack Handey Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
~sayings on Reality by Sigmund Freud Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.
~quotations on Morality by Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure, 1875 Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life.
~funny friend quote by Albert Einstein Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
~saying about friend by Eustache Deschamps Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction.
~quote about Perspective by Oliver Prince Smith Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real.
~quotes on Fear by Author Unknown
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