We are adhering to life now with our last muscle - the heart.
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The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense
~quotes on Love by Keith Sullivan I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
~sayings on Baseball by Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988 One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
~quotations on Bores by John Updike, Assorted Prose Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.
~funny friend sayings by Brendan Francis From within or from behind, a light shines through us upon things, and makes us aware that we are nothing, but the light is all.
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The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded.
~quote about Society by Edmund Burke, Reflections on the Revolution in France God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
~quotes on Famous Saying by Robin Williams Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment.
~sayings on Happiness by Author Unknown Unlike poetry and music, the art of history is cumulative.
~quotations on History by John Clive, Not By Fact Alone The law is an adroit mixture of customs that are beneficial to society, and could be followed even if no law existed, and others that are of advantage to a ruling minority, but harmful to the masses of men, and can be enforced on them only by terror.
~funny friend sayings by Peter Kropotkin, Words of a Rebel We have descended into the garden and caught three hundred slugs. How I love the mixture of the beautiful and the squalid in gardening. It makes it so lifelike.
~saying about friend by Evelyn Underhill, Letters I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
~quote about Money by Mark Twain If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
~quotes on Success by Quentin Crisp Vegetarianism can easily reach religious proportions. Refraining from meat on moral grounds serves to dignify feelings of guilt toward sad-eyed, furry creatures and substitutes righteousness for squeamishness.
~sayings on Vegetarianism by Bill Griffith, Griffith Observatory comic strip, 1977 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
~quotations on Experience. by Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910 [P]atriotism... is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime
~funny friend sayings by Adlai Stevenson Where is the "good" in goodbye?
~saying about friend by Author Unknown Bygone troubles are good to tell.
~quote about Adversity by Yiddish Proverb I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
~quotes on Religion by Author Unknown The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.
~sayings on Helping by Leo Rosten Hating people is like burning your own house to get rid of a rat.
~quotations on Attitude by Harry Fosdick When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.
~funny friend sayings by Author Unknown All obstacles are power generators.
~saying about friend by You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves.
~quote about Environment by Native American Wisdom It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
~quotes on Justice by Mae West I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
~sayings on Sex by Zsa Zsa Gabor If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
~quotations on Anger by Sydney J. Harris Light gives of itself freely, filling all available space. It does not seek anything in return; it asks not whether you are friend or foe. It gives of itself and is not thereby diminished.
~funny friend sayings by Michael Strassfeld In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy.
~saying about friend by Karl Reiland The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
~quote about Optimism Pessimism by George F. Will, The Leveling Wind It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves
~quotes on I Love You by John Bulwer [A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
~sayings on Baseball by Jimmy Cannon Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
~quotations on Funny Saying by Daniel J. Boorstin History, like a vast river, propels logs, vegetation, rafts, and debris; it is full of live and dead things, some destined for resurrection; it mingles many waters and holds in solution invisible substances stolen from distant soils.
~funny friend sayings by Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field
~saying about friend by Unknown Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear death.
~quote about Death by Erik H. Erikson Nature does not count nor do integers occur in nature. Man made them all, integers and all the rest, Kronecker to the contrary notwithstanding.
~quotes on Math by Percy William Bridgman, The Way Things Are
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