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   My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
 ~quote about Teenagers by Faye Moskowitz
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   Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
 ~quotes on Money by H.L. Mencken

   It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
 ~sayings on Fathers by Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994

   Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
 ~quotations on God by Author Unknown

   If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice
 ~funny girl quotes by Meister Eckhart

   When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
 ~saying about girl by Frederike Ryder
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   DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY
 ~quote about Attitude by Korn

   There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
 ~quotes on Living by Buddha

   If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
 ~sayings on Education by Cornelius Vanderbilt

   Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.
 ~quotations on Perspective by Martin Amis

   Every child begins the world again....
 ~funny girl quotes by Henry David Thoreau

   The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.
 ~saying about girl by Ashley Montague

   If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
 ~quote about Math by Richard Preston

   Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
 ~quotes on Men by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
 ~sayings on Baseball by Bobby Murcer

   There's opportunity in poker.... If Horace Greeley were alive today, his advice wouldn't be Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. Instead, he'd point to that deck of cards on table and say, Shuffle up and deal.
 ~quotations on Poker by Lou Krieger

   A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
 ~funny girl quotes by Author Unknown

   Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough
 ~saying about girl by Jonathan Woodgate

   That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful.
 ~quote about Beauty by Ninon de L'Enclos

   In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
 ~quotes on Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Sweet childish days, that were as long,As twenty days are now.
 ~sayings on Childhood by William Wordsworth, To a Butterfly

   Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival
 ~quotations on Comedy by Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years

   Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
 ~funny girl quotes by Bo Goldman, The Start of an Education,made popular by the movie Scent of a Woman

   Joy is a flower that blooms when you do.
 ~saying about girl by Author Unknown

   Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
 ~quote about Baseball by Bill Veeck, 1975

   You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going
 ~quotes on Children by P. J. O'Rourke

   Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.
 ~sayings on Appearance by Jean Cocteau

   The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
 ~quotations on Justice by Max Stirner, The Ego and His Own

   No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
 ~funny girl quotes by Robert Southey

   Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.
 ~saying about girl by John F. Kennedy

   The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
 ~quote about Friendship by Author Unknown

   Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. Has any act of selfishness ever equaled the carnage perpetrated by disciples of altruism?
 ~quotes on History by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

   To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
 ~sayings on Sports by Jack Handey

   Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
 ~quotations on Reality by Sigmund Freud

   Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.
 ~funny girl quotes by Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure, 1875

   Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life.
 ~saying about girl by Albert Einstein

   Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
 ~quote about Friendship by Eustache Deschamps

   Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction.
 ~quotes on Perspective by Oliver Prince Smith
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