I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
~quote about Smoking by Arturo Toscanini
Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic.
~quotes on Religion by Amanda Baxter
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
~sayings on Golf by Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players
Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous.
~quotations on Thrift by Lord Rosebery
If you're going through hell, keep going
~funny good bye saying by Winston Churchill
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
~saying about bye by Woody Allen, Selections from the Allen Notebooks, Without Feathers, 1975
Our country, right or wrongWhen right to be kept right; when wrong to be put right
~quote about Patriotic by Carl Schurz
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
~quotes on Age by Liz Smith
If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
~sayings on Baseball by Dick Allen, on artificial turf, 1970
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
~quotations on Wisdom by Doug Larson
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.
~funny good bye saying by Charles Krauthammer
I get by with a little help from my friends
~saying about bye by John Lennon
No one knows what they'll do in a moment of crisis and hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
~quote about Perspective by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....?
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
~quotes on Animals by George Eliot
If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
~sayings on Self-Discovery by Phyllis Battelle
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
~quotations on Housework by C.E. Cowman
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
~funny good bye saying by Woody Allen
Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort which it brings.
~saying about bye by Walter Lippmann, A Preface to Morals, 1929
There must be more to life than having everything!
~quote about Consumerism by Maurice Sendak
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
~quotes on Men by Author Unknown
The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.
~sayings on Freedom by Adlai Stevenson, speech, New York City, 28 August 1952
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
~quotations on Miscellaneous by Dale Carnegie
He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness
~funny good bye saying by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country
~saying about bye by Calvin Coolidge
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
~quote about War by Napoleon
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
~quotes on I Love You by George Jean Nathan
The Cross is a gibbet - rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it. Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?
~sayings on Religion by Denis Johnston, The Brazen Horn
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
~quotations on Emotions by Abraham H. Maslow
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
~funny good bye saying by Alvin Toffler
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden.
~saying about bye by Corrie ten Boom
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
~quote about Women by Stanley Baldwin
It is the man of science, eager to have his every opinion regenerated, his every idea rationalized, by drinking at the fountain of fact, and devoting all the energies of his life to the cult of truth, not as he understands it, but as he does not yet understand it, that ought properly to be called a philosopher.
~quotes on Science by Charles Peirce
Life itself is the proper binge.
~sayings on Dieting by Julia Child
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
~quotations on Women by Ogden Nash
What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
~funny good bye saying by From the television show Civil Wars
My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
~saying about bye by Thomas Jefferson
Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
~quote about Money by Jerry Gellis
The United States is the only country with a known birthday
~quotes on Independence Day by James G. Blaine
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