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   You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.
 ~quote about Food by Franklin P. Jones

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   The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.
 ~quotes on Art by Kenneth Tynan

   If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
 ~sayings on Men by Linda Ellerbee

   If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base slump. I just ain't hittin
 ~quotations on Baseball by Yogi Berra

   Human life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you.
 ~funny good bye sayings by Anonymous

   In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.
 ~saying about bye by Dan Quayle

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   Common sense is not so common.
 ~quote about Intelligence by Voltaire

   Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers.
 ~quotes on Leadership by Author Unknown

   Ask with urgency and passion.
 ~sayings on Self Improvement by Arthur James Balfour

   People change and forget to tell each other.
 ~quotations on Relationships by Lillian Hellman

   To be great, do something that will outlast you.
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   To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.
 ~saying about bye by Lewis B. Smedes, Forgiveness - The Power to Change the Past, Christianity Today, 7 January 1983 (Th

   The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.
 ~quote about Love by Albert Ellis

   When the Japanese mend broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with goldThey believe that when something's suffered damage and has a history it becomes more beautiful
 ~quotes on Adversity by Barbara Bloom

   A thing that has no value does not exist.
 ~sayings on Living by Robert M. Pirsig

   People think too historically. They are always living half in a cemetery.
 ~quotations on History by Aristide Briand

   He who dares to teach must never cease to learn
 ~funny good bye sayings by Richard Henry Dann

   The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
 ~saying about bye by Judith Martin

   Dare to be true: nothing can need a lie: A fault, which needs it most, grows two thereby.
 ~quote about Honesty by George Herbert

   If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
 ~quotes on Vegetarianism by Author Unknown

   Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
 ~sayings on Weather by Roger Miller

   Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm. Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone. If possible, you should always sleep with someone you love. You both recharge your mutual batteries free of charge
 ~quotations on Love Quotes by Marlene Dietrich

   There is no I in TEAM
 ~funny good bye sayings by Unknown

   Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
 ~saying about bye by Author Unknown

   O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it.
 ~quote about War by Mark Twain, The War Prayer

   In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant
 ~quotes on Election Day by Charles de Gaulle

   Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.
 ~sayings on Curmudgeons by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   From my point of view, a book is a literary prescription put up for the benefit of someone who needs it.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by S.M. Crothers

   The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
 ~funny good bye sayings by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I think and other times I am.
 ~saying about bye by Paul Valéry, Variété: Cantiques spirituels, 1924

   Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
 ~quote about Golf by William Wordsworth

   In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experienceTake the experience first; the cash will come later
 ~quotes on Graduation by Harold Geneen

   Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by Henry David Thoreau

   See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
 ~quotations on Sanity by Jane Wagner

   A political leader is necessarily an imposter since he believes in solving life's problems without asking its question.
 ~funny good bye sayings by André Malraux

   Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better
 ~saying about bye by Albert Camus

   Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.
 ~quote about Marriage by Edna Ferber, Show Boat, 1926

   My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
 ~quotes on Golf by Author Unknown

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