It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
~quote about Religion by G.K. Chesterton
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
~quotes on Religion by Anne Lamott
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
~sayings on Grandparents by Doug Larson
When the wine goes in, strange things come out
~quotations on Party Invitations by Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
All the mistakes I make arise from forsaking my own station and trying to see the object from another person's point of view.
~funny happy birthday saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.
~saying about happy birthday by Clarence Budington Kelland
When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
~quote about Death by Sir Winston Churchill
Nurses can take the pressure.
~quotes on Nurses by Author Unknown
All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
~sayings on Attitude by Martin Luther King, Jr.
The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting.
~quotations on Marriage by Michel de Montaigne
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
~funny happy birthday saying by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
Flip yoga backwards, throw in an n, and you've got agony.
~saying about happy birthday by The Quote Garden
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
~quote about Computers by Author Unknown
Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them
~quotes on Business by W. Edwards Deming
I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
~sayings on Chakras by Henry David Thoreau
When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.
~quotations on God by Author Unknown
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
~funny happy birthday saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
~saying about happy birthday by Charles Pierce, 1980
Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
~quote about Living by
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
~quotes on Promises by Edgar Watson Howe
Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
~sayings on Self Improvement by
No man does right by a woman at a party.
~quotations on Parties by Harry Golden
By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man.
~funny happy birthday saying by Owen Felltham
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
~saying about happy birthday by Author Unknown
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
~quote about Quotations by Michel De Montaigne
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
~quotes on Hockey by Wayne Gretzky
Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children
~sayings on Mothers Day by Marilyn Penland
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
~quotations on Speaking by Austin O'Malley
Lady Liberty needs glasses
~funny happy birthday saying by Tupac Shakur
Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.
~saying about happy birthday by John Dewey
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
~quote about Attitude by Robert Brault
Don't think you're on the right road just because it’s a well-beaten path.
~quotes on Conformity by Author Unknown
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?
~sayings on Homosexuality by The Value of Families
Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations.
~quotations on Attitude by Edward de Bono, Observer, 12 June 1977
There is always something left to love. And if you haven't learned that, you ain't learned nothing
~funny happy birthday saying by Lorraine Hansberry
My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated
~saying about happy birthday by Tupac Shakur
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
~quote about Virtue by Henry David Thoreau
Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
~quotes on Feminism by Author Unknown
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