Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I'd be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.
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All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by Logan Pearsall Smith I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
~sayings on America by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, O.R. Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.... The hangover comes the day after.
~quotations on Debt by Joyce Brothers To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon
~funny happy birthday sayings by Author Unknown The true painter strives to paint what can only be seen through his world.
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Poetry is the revelation of a feeling that the poet believes to be interior and personal which the reader recognizes as his own.
~quote about Poetry by Salvatore Quasimodo Birds fly, fish swim and humans create. This is our nature.
~quotes on Success by Nisandeh Neta I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught
~sayings on Education by Winston Churchill The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
~quotations on Carpe Diem by Rabindranath Tagore He liked to go from A to B without inventing letters between.
~funny happy birthday sayings by John McPhee We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
~saying about happy birthday by Jonathan Swift, Miscellanies, 1711 I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
~quote about Dieting by Paula Poundstone Many people, other than the authors, contribute to the making of a book, from the first person who had the bright idea of alphabetic writing through the inventor of movable type to the lumberjacks who felled the trees that were pulped for its printing. It is not customary to acknowledge the trees themselves, though their commitment is total.
~quotes on Trees by Forsyth and Rada, Machine Learning It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books - what other men do not say in whole books.
~sayings on Brevity by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
~quotations on Reality by Jessamyn West The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.
~funny happy birthday sayings by Aristotle Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
~saying about happy birthday by Kay Knudsen Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
~quote about Funny Quotes by Mel Brooks I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.
~quotes on Perspective by Steven Wright I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
~sayings on Cats by Bill Dana I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.
~quotations on Yoga by Terri Guillemets Cycling is unique. No other sport lets you go like that - where there's only the bike left to hold you up. If you ran as hard, you'd fall over. Your legs wouldn't support you.
~funny happy birthday sayings by Steve Johnson A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
~saying about happy birthday by Milton Berle In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
~quote about Jealousy by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend
~quotes on For a Friend by Henry David Thoreau Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country.
~sayings on War by Bertrand Russell, attributed Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.
~quotations on Adversity by Billie Holiday Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
~funny happy birthday sayings by Frank Herbert, Dune Chronicles A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
~saying about happy birthday by Wendell L. Willkie For your own sake you should give her a new gown; for variety of dresses rouses desire, and makes an old mistress seem every day a new one.
~quote about Clothing by William Wycherley Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
~quotes on Prayer by Austin O'Malley True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.
~sayings on Love by Author Unknown I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
~quotations on Government by Alexander Woollcott Martyrdom has always been a proof of the intensity, never the correctness, of a belief.
~funny happy birthday sayings by Arthur Schweitzer, Out of My Life and Thought, 1932 Listen carefully to first criticisms made of your work. Note just what it is about your work that critics don't like - then cultivate it. That's the only part of your work that's individual and worth keeping.
~saying about happy birthday by Jean Cocteau When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.
~quote about Friendship by Henri Nouwen You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
~quotes on Philosophical by Author Unknown
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