The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
~quote about Technology by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988Motivational Quotes
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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
~quotes on Smoking by Ralph Waldo Emerson What's wrong with this world is, it's not finished yet. It is not competed to the point where man can put his final signature to the job and say, It is finished. We made it and it works.
~sayings on Society by William Faulkner, address, Wellesley, Massachusetts, 8 June 1952 I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
~quotations on Teacher Appreciation by Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann" Waste is a tax on the whole people.
~funny hilarious sayings by Albert W. Atwood As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.
~quote about Experience. by Doug Rader The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
~quotes on Environment by Ralph Nader, quoted in Linda Botts, ed., Loose Talk, 1980 The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
~sayings on Birthdays by Jerry M. Wright If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
~quotations on Guests by Russian Proverb By night, an atheist half believes in God.
~funny hilarious sayings by Edward Young, Night Thoughts If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag
~saying about hilarious by Author Unknown My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
~quote about Marriage by Lee Trevino Never worry about the size of your Christmas treeIn the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall
~quotes on Christmas by Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas Peace - that was the other name for home.
~sayings on Home by Kathleen Norris Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
~quotations on Honesty by Slovenian Proverb The only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the love you leave behind when you're gone
~funny hilarious sayings by Fred Small The sweetest sounds to mortals given, Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~saying about hilarious by William Goldsmith Brown We didn't all come over on the same ship, but we're all in the same boat.
~quote about Equality Difference by Bernard M. Baruch Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,Fit company for mad adventurers.
~quotes on Halloween by Philip Freneau Drawing on my find command of language, I said nothing.
~sayings on Speaking by Robert Charles Benchley Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
~quotations on Reality by Albert Einstein When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
~funny hilarious sayings by Author Unknown Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.
~saying about hilarious by Author Unknown Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another
~quote about Labor Day by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.
~quotes on Compliments by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.
~sayings on Writing by Sholem Asch I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
~quotations on Drugs by Author Unknown I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day? I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day? My mom would always say, Every day is Kid's Day. To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
~funny hilarious sayings by Rob Nash Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
~saying about hilarious by Gloria Naylor Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or yearEven when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols
~quote about New Year by Thomas Mann The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want.
~quotes on Age by L.S. McCandless Our children more attention pay, to what we do, than what we say. Training by example is easy and fast; by explaining long and difficult.
~sayings on Family by Nerves and butterflies are fine - they're a physical sign that you're mentally ready and eager. You have to get the butterflies to fly in formation, that's the trick.
~quotations on Worry by Steve Bull Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children.
~funny hilarious sayings by Cindy Garner Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.
~saying about hilarious by Christopher Paul Rubero After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
~quote about Nurses by W.C. Fields Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
~quotes on Love by Michael Leunig
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