Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
~quotes on Driving by Noelie Altito Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
~sayings on Risk by Ray Bradbury Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
~quotations on Censorship by Dick Cavett Baseball and football are very different games. In a way, both of them are easy. Football is easy if you're crazy as hell. Baseball is easy if you've got patience. They'd both be easier for me if I were a little more crazy - and a little more patient.
~funny irish quotes by Bo Jackson My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
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Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence.
~quote about Civil Disobedience by Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis) Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
~quotes on Sex by Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936 Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
~sayings on Bores by Frank Moore Colby Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
~quotations on Humility by Friedrich Nietzsche If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
~funny irish quotes by Dave Barry Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
~saying about irish by Albert Einstein Death row is a state of mind
~quote about Death by Doris Ann Foster You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back
~quotes on Mothers Day by William D. Tammeus I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
~sayings on Humor by Oscar Wilde Only as high as I reach can I grow Only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, Only as much as I dream can I be
~quotations on Dreams by Karen Ravn Live in rooms full of light.
~funny irish quotes by Cornelius Celsus [A] final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
~saying about irish by T.E. Kalem Each of us is something of a schizophrenic personality, tragically divided against ourselves.
~quote about Self by Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963 A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
~quotes on Horses by Ian Fleming New York is to the nation what the white church spire is to the village - the visible symbol of aspiration and faith, the white plume saying the way is up!
~sayings on Places by E.B. White But mathematics is the sister, as well as the servant, of the arts and is touched with the same madness and genius.
~quotations on Math by Harold Marston Morse Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
~funny irish quotes by Samuel Lover I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.
~saying about irish by Debbie Peterson Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
~quote about Teenagers by Logan Pearsall Smith, Age and Death, Afterthoughts, 1931 It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
~quotes on Food by Lewis Grizzard A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie
~sayings on Mothers Day by Tenneva Jordan Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.
~quotations on Books Reading by Abraham Lincoln Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
~funny irish quotes by Minnie Pearl You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
~saying about irish by Leo Aikman Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
~quote about Censorship by Lenny Bruce If wisdom and diamonds grew on the same tree we could soon tell how much men loved wisdom.
~quotes on Wisdom by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911 I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.
~sayings on Self by Sylvia Plath If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he must hate the taxpayer!
~quotations on Taxes by John Andrew Holmes We get lost in a fog of abstractions and easily forget that man is a bloodhound sniffing out the real.
~funny irish quotes by Robert C. Pollock The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
~saying about irish by George Patton Sex is emotion in motion.
~quote about Sex by Mae West We only part to meet again
~quotes on Goodbye by John Gay
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