Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
~quote about Religion by Butch Hancock Without doubt half the ethical rules they din into our ears are designed to keep us at work.
~quotes on Morality by Llewelyn Powys
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~sayings on Learning by Frances Willard, How I Learned to Ride the Bicycle Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
~quotations on Prejudice by Merry Browne Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more you’re shaken, the more you want to let it out. The longer you keep it in though, the greater the size of the eventual explosion - and the flatter the drink at the end.
~funny license plate saying by Nisandeh Neta Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
~saying about license plate by Melissa Stuart Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time
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~quotes on History by William James, Memories and Studies If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
~sayings on Friendship by George MacDonald She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts.
~quotations on Grief by George Eliot I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
~funny license plate saying by Gerald Ford I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.
~saying about license plate by Bill Veeck When we see a natural style we are quite amazed and delighted, because we expected to see an author and find a man.
~quote about Writing by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670 We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by George MacDonald If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~sayings on I Love You by Author Unknown If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble
~quotations on Charity by Bob Hope If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
~funny license plate saying by Warren Buffett Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
~saying about license plate by George-Louis de Buffon Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
~quote about Famous Saying by Rudyard Kipling Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
~quotes on Cats by Missy Dizick So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.
~sayings on Violence by Elbert Hubbard Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
~quotations on Marriage by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years.
~funny license plate saying by Bertrand Russell Do not take thought for your persons or your properties, but first and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that the virtue is not given by money, but that from vitue come money and every other good of man, public as well as private... The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death
~saying about license plate by Socrates A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn
~quote about Adversity by Author Unknown If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also.
~quotes on Government by Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79 Good heavens, of what uncostly material is our earthly happiness composed... if we only knew it. What incomes have we not had from a flower, and how unfailing are the dividends of the seasons.
~sayings on Nature by James Russell Lowell I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
~quotations on Running by Rita Rudner God forbid that India should ever take to industrialism after the manner of the west... keeping the world in chains. If [our nation] took to similar economic exploitation, it would strip the world bare like locusts.
~funny license plate saying by Mahatma Gandhi The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
~saying about license plate by Judith Hayes It is a sweet thing, friendship, a dear balm, A happy and auspicious bird of calm
~quote about Friends by Shelly Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
~quotes on Clothing by Will Rogers Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.
~sayings on Hypocrisy by Jacob M. Braude He is invariably in a hurry. Being in a hurry is one of the tributes he pays to life.
~quotations on Haste by Elizabeth Bibesco [Creation science is] an attempt to give credibility to Hebrew mythology by making people believe that the world's foremost biologists, paleontologists, and geologists are a bunch of incompetent nincompoops.
~funny license plate saying by Ron Peterson Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the historians.
~saying about license plate by Franklin P. Jones If you didn’t learn to save money before you finished high school, a vital part of your education was wasted.
~quote about Financial by Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival
~quotes on For a Friend by C.S. Lewis
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