Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it.
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A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
~quotes on Music by Leopold Stokowski Everyday is election day. The devil vote against is. God vote for us, but we always cast the deciding vote.
~sayings on Success by The future is dark, the present burdensome. Only the past, dead and buried, bears contemplation.
~quotations on History by G.R. Elton, The Practice of History Men of genius are rarely much annoyed by the company of vulgar people.
~funny license plate saying by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Table Talk God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
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I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met.
~quote about Integrity by Dwight Lyman Moody Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other's company. Only a few love to be alone.
~quotes on Trees by Jens Jensen, Siftings, 1939 The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms
~sayings on Mothers Day by Oliver Wendell Holmes Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
~quotations on Women by Samuel Johnson If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around
~funny license plate saying by Cybil Shepard Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
~saying about license plate by Rod McKuen, Looking for a Friend (Thank you, Carolyn.) As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.
~quote about Simplicity by Henry David Thoreau A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway.
~quotes on Arizona by Author Unknown Just be ordinary and nothing special. Eat your food, move your bowels, pass water, and when you're tired, go and lie down. The ignorant will laugh at me, but the wise will understand.
~sayings on Wise Words by Bruce Lee The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
~quotations on Opportunities by Helen Rowland Be careful not to drown in a mirage.
~funny license plate saying by Terri Guillemets There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
~saying about license plate by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968 Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
~quote about Dogs by Norman Strung The word now is like a bomb through the window, and it ticks.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Arthur Miller, After the Fall, 1964 Who speaks of liberty while the human mind is in chains?
~sayings on Freedom by Francis Wright, 1828 With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun.
~quotations on Living by You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
~funny license plate saying by Somerset Maugham O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand.
~saying about license plate by William Penn So little time and so little to do.
~quote about Funny Quotes by Oscar Levant For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law, it is administered with subhuman efficiency.
~quotes on Religion by Eric Ambler You will always be your child's favorite toy.
~sayings on Parenting by Vicki Lansky, Trouble-Free Travel with Children, 1991 Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.
~quotations on Grief by From the television show The Wonder Years When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.
~funny license plate saying by Author Unknown The Americans never walk. In winter too cold and in summer too hot.
~saying about license plate by J.B. Yeats If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~quote about Love by Author Unknown Conscience warns us before it reproaches us.
~quotes on Integrity by Comtesse Diane (Marie Josephine de Suin de Beausacq), Maximes de la vie, 1908 What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
~sayings on Conformity by John Fischer It is only the constant exertion and working of our sensitive, intellectual, moral, and physical machinery that keep us from rusting, and so becoming useless.
~quotations on Labor by Charles Simmons Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation...tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation.
~funny license plate saying by Jean Arp Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
~saying about license plate by Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911 I feel no need for any other faith than my faith in human beings. Like Confucius of old, I am so absorbed in the wonder of earth and the life upon it that I cannot think of heaven and the angels.
~quote about Religion by Pearl S. Buck We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty.
~quotes on Passion by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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