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   On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
 ~quote about Religion by Curtis McDougall

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   A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.
 ~quotes on Hypocrisy by Henry H. Williams

   Idle people, or those without goals, soon tired of their own company.
 ~sayings on Self Improvement by

   There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
 ~quotations on Famous Saying by Flannery O'Connor

   The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Ralph W. Sockman

   [P]oets are masters of us ordinary men, in knowledge of the mind, because they drink at streams which we have not yet made accessible to science.
 ~saying about license plate by Sigmund Freud

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   There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
 ~quote about Teachers by Author Unknown

   The expendability factor has increased by being transferred from the specialised, scarce and expensively trained military personnel to the amorphous civilian population. American strategists have calculated the proportion of civilians killed in this century's major wars. In the First World War 5 per cent of those killed were civilians, in the Second World War 48 per cent, while in a Third World War 90-95 per cent would be civilians.
 ~quotes on War by Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action

   It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
 ~sayings on Kisses by Ladies Home Journal, 1948

   God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
 ~quotations on Heartache by Author Unknown

   Unemployment diminishes people. Leisure enlarges them.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Mason Cooley

   I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of.
 ~saying about license plate by Michel de Montaigne

   In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket.
 ~quote about Poker by Beausourire

   A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
 ~quotes on Babies by Barbara Christine Seifert

   All we have of freedom, all we use or know - This our fathers bought for us long and long ago.
 ~sayings on Patriotic by Rudyard Kipling, The Old Issue, 1899

   Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.
 ~quotations on Success by Larry King

   Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
 ~funny license plate sayings by C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

   We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
 ~saying about license plate by Will Rogers

   I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
 ~quote about Humor by Groucho Marx

   The best preparation for tomorrow is to do todayís work supremely well.
 ~quotes on Self Discipline by

   What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
 ~sayings on Hair by From the television show Civil Wars

   When you possess light within, you see it externally.
 ~quotations on Light by AnaÔs Nin

   Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Sigmund Freud

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
 ~saying about license plate by Elbert Hubbard

   Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
 ~quote about Alcohol by Author Unknown

   People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that.
 ~quotes on Sports by Don Murray

   History is herstory too.
 ~sayings on Feminism by Author Unknown

   A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible.
 ~quotations on Trees by Welsh Proverb

   The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Edward Gibbon, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

   There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it
 ~saying about license plate by Author Unknown

   Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
 ~quote about Mornings by William Feather

   What we canít learn from proverbs we must learn from experience. Which is cheaper?
 ~quotes on Proverbs by

   Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
 ~sayings on Smoking by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
 ~quotations on Friendship by Unknown

   Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Sophia Loren

   Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears.
 ~saying about license plate by Arthur Koestler

   Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.
 ~quote about Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.
 ~quotes on Golf by Mac O'Grady, describing a typical round of golf

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