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   I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.
 ~quote about Baseball by Bob Lemon, 1977

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   A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
 ~quotes on Puns by Charles Lamb, Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best, Last Essays of Elia, 1833

   No nation is fit to set in judgment upon any other nation.
 ~sayings on Government by Woodrow Wilson

   Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which will never happen.
 ~quotations on Worry by James Russel Lowell

   Clothes can suggest, persuade, connote, insinuate, or indeed lie, and apply subtle pressure while their wearer is speaking frankly and straightforwardly of other matters.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Anne Hollander

   A metaphor is like a simile.
 ~saying about license plate by Author Unknown

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   Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
 ~quote about Laughter by Arnold Glasow

   Poetry is the journal of the sea animal living on land, wanting to fly in the air. Poetry is a search for syllables to shoot at the barriers of the unknown and the unknowable. Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away.
 ~quotes on Poetry by Carl Sandburg, Poetry Considered

   You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.
 ~sayings on Women by Carolyn Kenmore

   Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.
 ~quotations on Luck by Don Sutton

   To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know and the best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it, whatever it is; and despise affectation
 ~funny license plate sayings by Horace Walpole

   When the designs are chosen with care, tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul.
 ~saying about license plate by Michelle Delio

   No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
 ~quote about Death by Euripides

   Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

   What is morality in any given time or place? It is what the majority then and there happen to like, and immorality is what they dislike.
 ~sayings on Morality by Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues, 30 August 1941

   There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.
 ~quotations on Photography by Ansel Adams

   Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Author Unknown

   It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense.
 ~saying about license plate by Alfred North Whitehead

   Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?
 ~quote about Math by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

   A book is to me like a hat or coat - a very uncomfortable thing until the newness has been worn off.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Charles B. Fairbanks

   To be seventy years young is sometimes for more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
 ~sayings on Age by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
 ~quotations on Age by Emily Dickinson

   The artist does not see things as they are, but as he is.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Alfred Tonnelle

   The most remarkable discovery made by scientists is science itself.
 ~saying about license plate by Gerard Piel

   Be tolerant. Everybody is fighting a tough battle, just like you.
 ~quote about Friendship by

   Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
 ~quotes on Women by Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970

   My books are very few, but then the world is before me - a library open to all - from which poverty of purse cannot exclude me - in which the meanest and most paltry volume is sure to furnish something to amuse, if not to instruct and improve.
 ~sayings on Libraries by Joseph Howe, 1824

   I often derive a peculiar satisfaction in conversing with the ancient and modern dead, - who yet live and speak excellently in their works. My neighbors think me often alone, - and yet at such times I am in company with more than five hundred mutes - each of whom, at my pleasure, communicates his ideas to me by dumb signs - quite as intelligently as any person living can do by uttering of words.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Laurence Sterne

   Baseball is an allegorical play about America, a poetic, complex, and subtle play of courage, fear, good luck, mistakes, patience about fate, and sober self-esteem.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Saul Steinberg

   Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
 ~saying about license plate by Oscar Wilde

   Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago - the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider.... It doesn't seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we've traveled.
 ~quote about Sisters by Jane Mersky Leder

   Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
 ~quotes on Adversity by Rose F. Kennedy

   What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
 ~sayings on Friendship by Aristotle

   Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
 ~quotations on Justice by Justice Louis Dembitz Brandeis

   We are the prisoners of history. Or are we?
 ~funny license plate sayings by Robert Penn Warren, Segregation

   Some things have to be believed to be seen.
 ~saying about license plate by Ralph Hodgson, The Skylark and Other Poems

   Not using faults does not mean that one does not have them.
 ~quote about Self-Control by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it.
 ~quotes on Stress by Author Unknown

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