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   The purpose of psychology is to give us a completely different idea of the things we know best.
 ~quote about Psychology by Paul Valéry, Tel Quel, 1943
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   I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

   Of all the supervised conditions for life offered man, those under U S A's constitution have proved the best. Wherefore, be sure when you start modifying, corrupting or abrogating it.
 ~sayings on America by Martin H. Fischer

   There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
 ~quotations on Living by George Santayana

   'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
 ~funny life quote by William Makepeace Thackeray

   Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
 ~saying about life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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   Hitch your wagon to a star
 ~quote about Graduation by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat.
 ~quotes on Thinking by William Lyon Phelps

   [T]he historian must serve two masters, the past and the present.
 ~sayings on History by Fritz Stern, The Varieties of History

   By nature, man is raw and wild. To be useful he must be disciplined. Without discipline all of us are mere children – at best adolescents.
 ~quotations on Self Discipline by

   A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future.
 ~funny life quote by Author Unknown

   Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
 ~saying about life by Pablo Picasso

   I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
 ~quote about Driving by Will Rogers

   Who, being loved, is poor?
 ~quotes on Valentine's Day by Oscar Wilde

   The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
 ~sayings on Beauty by Author Unknown

   Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
 ~quotations on Honesty by Thomas Jefferson

   The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore.
 ~funny life quote by Author Unknown

   To all of us who hold the Christian belief that God is truth, anything that is true is a fact about God, and mathematics is a branch of theology.
 ~saying about life by Hilda Phoebe Hudson

   We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.
 ~quote about Effort by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me? But... the good Samaritan reversed the question: If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?
 ~quotes on Helping by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   They can hollar at the uniform all they want, but when they hollar at the man wearing the uniform, they're in trouble
 ~sayings on Baseball by Umpire Joe Brinkman

   The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult.
 ~quotations on Goals by Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, letter to Jean Le Rond d'Alembert, 7 July 1763

   Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
 ~funny life quote by Sally and James Reston

   A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
 ~saying about life by Jimmy Cannon

   I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
 ~quote about Books Reading by Groucho Marx

   Often, the surest way to convey information is to tell the strict truth.
 ~quotes on Honesty by Mark Twain

   There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them
 ~sayings on Retirement by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

   There were honest people long before there were Christians and there are, God be praised, still honest people where there are no Christians. It could therefore easily be possible that people are Christians because true Christianity corresponds to what they would have been even if Christianity did not exist.
 ~quotations on Religion by G.C. Lichtenberg

   God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
 ~funny life quote by Alfred Jarry, Gestes et Opinions du Docteur Faustroll Pataphysicien, 1911

   It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
 ~saying about life by Epicurus

   The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
 ~quote about Funny Saying by Robin Williams

   Tennis is not a gentle game. Psychologically, it is vicious. That people are only just beginning to come to terms with this fact illustrates just how big a con trick has been perpetrated on the non-playing tennis public - and even a few players, usually losing players - for decades.
 ~quotes on Tennis by Richard Evans

   To the degree we're not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control of us than we have over ourselves
 ~sayings on Dreams by Peter McWilliams Author

   Bush is in a strong position -- for now. Let's hope he knows that politics won't stay pleasantly boring forever
 ~quotations on Boredom by National Review Online

   He has not learned the first lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.

 ~funny life quote by Emerson

   You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip
 ~saying about life by Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

   The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
 ~quote about Love by Margaret Atwood

   There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
 ~quotes on Life by Robert Louis Stevenson
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