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   Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing
 ~quote about Motivation by Harriet Braiker
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   The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
 ~quotes on Statistics by Joe Stalin, comment to Churchill at Potsdam, 1945

   The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
 ~sayings on Humorous by Douglas Adams

   All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
 ~quotations on Changes by Anatole France

   The most absurd apology for authority and law is that they serve to diminish crime. Aside from the fact that the State is itself the greatest criminal, breaking every written and natural law, stealing in the form of taxes, killing in the form of war and capital punishment, it has come to an absolute standstill in coping with crime. It has failed utterly to destroy or even minimize the horrible scourge of its own creation.
 ~funny life quotes by Emma Goldman, Anarchism

   A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.
 ~saying about life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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   The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress.
 ~quote about Perspective by Joseph Joubert, Pensées, 1842

   If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
 ~quotes on Fate by William McFee

   You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Roy Campanella

   Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
 ~quotations on Graduation by Dr. Seuss

   There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it.
 ~funny life quotes by Minnie Aumonier

   Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
 ~saying about life by Benjamin Disraeli

   One thing kids like is to be trickedFor instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse"Oh, no," I said"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thoug
 ~quote about April Fool's Day by Jack Handey

   I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance.
 ~quotes on Dancing by George Balanchine

   Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
 ~sayings on Humor by unknown

   To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life.
 ~quotations on Simplicity by John Burroughs

   As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
 ~funny life quotes by Zachary Scott

   A subject that is beautiful in itself gives no suggestion to the artist. It lacks imperfection.
 ~saying about life by Oscar Wilde

   Where liberty dwells, there is my country
 ~quote about Patriotic by Benjamin Franklin

   Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
 ~quotes on Goals by Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back

   Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
 ~sayings on Food by Robert Byrne

   I shut my eyes in order to see. Paul Gauguin
 ~quotations on Spiritual by Paul Gauguin

   I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
 ~funny life quotes by Steven Wright

   I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
 ~saying about life by Heywood Broun

   Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
 ~quote about Poetry by G.K. Chesterton

   I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
 ~quotes on Living by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
 ~sayings on Dieting by Author Unknown

   Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Irwin Corey

   To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial.
 ~funny life quotes by Author Unknown

   Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
 ~saying about life by John Galsworthy

   I think I should not go far wrong if I asserted that the amount of genuine leisure available in a society is generally in inverse proportion to the amount of labor-saving machinery it employs.
 ~quote about Technology by E.F. Schumacher

   There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
 ~quotes on Feminism by Florynce Kennedy

   The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
 ~sayings on Philosophical by Robert M. Pirsig

   Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
 ~quotations on America by Eric Nicol

   As for my next book, I am going to hold myself from writing it till I have it impending in me: grown heavy in my mind like a ripe pear; pendant, gravid, asking to be cut or it will fall.
 ~funny life quotes by Virginia Woolf

   Every path hath a puddle.
 ~saying about life by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum

   Open your heart - open it wide; someone is standing outside.
 ~quote about Kindness by Quoted in Believe: A Christmas Treasury by Mary Engelbreit

   What is one to say about June, the time of perfect young summer, the fulfillment of the promise of the earlier months, and with as yet no sign to remind one that its fresh young beauty will ever fade.
 ~quotes on Summer by Gertrude Jekyll
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