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   A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
 ~quote about Sisters by Isadora James
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   It always strikes me, and it is very peculiar, that when we see the image of indescribable and unutterable desolation - of loneliness, of poverty and misery, the end of all things, or their extreme - then rises in our mind the thought of God.
 ~quotes on God by Vincent van Gogh, Dear Theo: An Autobiography of Vincent van Gogh, 1937

   [Thinking is] what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
 ~sayings on Thinking by William James

   The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
 ~quotations on Knowledge by Ralph W. Sockman

   Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
 ~funny marriage quote by Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927

   Caring is a reflex. Someone slips, your arm goes out. A car is in the ditch, you join the others and push...You live, you help.
 ~saying about marriage by Ram Dass
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   If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
 ~quote about Celebrity by Tim McGraw

   Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer.
 ~quotes on American football by Anonymousreferee, explaining his job

   Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
 ~sayings on Women by Ovid

   I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
 ~quotations on Gambling by Henny Youngman

   Men are only as loyal as their options.
 ~funny marriage quote by Bill Maher

   Hope deceives more men than cunning does.
 ~saying about marriage by Vauvenargues, Reflections and Maxims, 1746

   Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done.
 ~quote about Television by Ernie Kovacs

   A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
 ~quotes on Men by Helen Rowland

   The best portraits are perhaps those in which there is a slight mixture of caricature; and we are not certain that the best histories are not those in which a little of the exaggeration of fictitious narrative is judiciously employed. Something is lost in accuracy; but much is gained in effect. The fainter lines are neglected; but the great characteristic features are imprinted on the mind forever.
 ~sayings on History by Thomas Babington Macaulay, Machiavelli

   Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
 ~quotations on Relationships by Mary Tyler Moore

   Deliberation is a function of the many; action is the function of one.
 ~funny marriage quote by Charles de Gaulle, War Memoirs, 1960

   I never criticize a player until they are first convinced of my unconditional confidence in their abilities
 ~saying about marriage by John Robinson

   Tragedy is restful: and the reason is that hope, that foul, deceitful thing, has no part in it.
 ~quote about Adversity by Jean Anouilh, Antigone, 1942

   I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.
 ~quotes on Golf by Harry Toscano

   The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude.
 ~sayings on Solitude by Voltaire

   Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they're yours.
 ~quotations on Confidence by Richard Bach, Illusions

   Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessaryIt fulfils the same function as pain in the human bodyIt calls attention to an unhealthy state of things
 ~funny marriage quote by Winston Churchill

   For what is history, but... huge libel on human nature, to which we industriously add page after page, volume after volume, as if we were holding up a monument to the honor, rather than the infamy of our species.
 ~saying about marriage by Washington Irving, History of New York

   A laugh is a smile that bursts.
 ~quote about Smiles by Mary H. Waldrip

   It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
 ~quotes on Veterans Day by Dick Cheney

   Every man over forty is responsible for his face.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Abraham Lincoln

   Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
 ~quotations on Forgiveness by William Arthur Ward

   A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked
 ~funny marriage quote by Author Unknown

   Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
 ~saying about marriage by Lee Trevino

   You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.
 ~quote about Passion by Garrison Keillor

   There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
 ~quotes on Fathers by Author Unknown

   We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?
 ~sayings on Hypocrisy by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
 ~quotations on Adversity by Socrates

   We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
 ~funny marriage quote by Dick Gregory

   When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong.
 ~saying about marriage by Ani Difranco

   Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
 ~quote about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
 ~quotes on Action by John Locke
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