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   Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
 ~quote about Honesty by Austin O'Malley
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   Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
 ~quotes on Politics by H.L. Mencken, 1956

   ...this planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish.
 ~sayings on Fishing by Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.

   Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
 ~quotations on I'm Sorry by Paul Boese

   I also realized that the philosophers, far from ridding me of my vain doubts, only multiplied the doubts that tormented me and failed to remove any one of them. So I chose another guide and said, Let me follow the Inner Light; it will not lead me so far astray as others have done, or if it does it will be my own fault, and I shall not go so far wrong if I follow my own illusions as if I trusted to their deceits.
 ~funny money quote by Jean Jacques Rousseau

   A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
 ~saying about money by George Rosenbaum
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   It seemed to be a necessary ritual that he should prepare himself for sleep by meditating under the solemnity of the night sky... a mysterious transaction between the infinity of the soul and the infinity of the universe.
 ~quote about Night by Victor Hugo

   It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich
 ~quotes on Money by Alan Alda

   Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul.
 ~sayings on Courage by Michel de Montaigne

   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.
 ~quotations on Walking by Ellen DeGeneres

   To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.
 ~funny money quote by

   I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
 ~saying about money by Elaine Boosler

   Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
 ~quote about Mothers Day by P.J. O'Rourke

   I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
 ~quotes on Teenagers by Erma Bombeck

   The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
 ~sayings on Clothing by Mark Twain

   Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by H.H. Breaker Morant

   The clearer you are about the consequences of your actions and the more intensely you desire to enjoy the consequences that your behaviors may lead to, the more motivated you will be.
 ~funny money quote by Brian Tracy

   Scientific discovery consists in the interpretation for our own convenience of a system of existence which has been made with no eye to our convenience at all.
 ~saying about money by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1950

   Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.
 ~quote about Curmudgeons by Benjamin Disraeli, Coningsby

   Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
 ~quotes on Medical by Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

   When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
 ~sayings on Racism by Jesse Jackson

   The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
 ~quotations on Humorous by Robert Graves

   I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.
 ~funny money quote by Jennifer Greene Duncan

   I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
 ~saying about money by Leo Durocher

   Life begins at retirement
 ~quote about Retirement by Author Unknown

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.
 ~quotes on Love by Author Unknown

   Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable
 ~sayings on Unity by Kenyan Proverb

   Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.
 ~quotations on Sports by John Mariucci

   To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
 ~funny money quote by A.A. Milne

   A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time
 ~saying about money by Jim Bouton

   The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
 ~quote about Listening by Peter F. Drucker

   Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel.... And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man - with his mouth.
 ~quotes on War by Mark Twain

   Your body is built for walking.
 ~sayings on Walking by Gary Yanker

   The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by Albert Schweitzer

   Great things are done when men and mountains meet. This is not done by jostling in the street.
 ~funny money quote by William Blake

   The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.
 ~saying about money by Buddha

   Our modern industrial economy takes a mountain covered with trees, lakes, running streams and transforms it into a mountain of junk, garbage, slime pits, and debris.
 ~quote about Environment by Edward Abbey

   There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.
 ~quotes on Children by Walt Streightiff
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