A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
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To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
~quotes on Happiness by It is easier to believe than to doubt.
~sayings on Belief by E.D. Martin, The Meaning of a Liberal Education If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
~quotations on Worry by Calvin Coolidge Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
~funny money quotes by Azie Taylor Morton Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
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A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.
~quote about Grandparents by Author Unknown Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
~quotes on Happiness by Guilaume Apollinaire Country music is three chords and the truth.
~sayings on Music by Harlan Howard Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
~quotations on Golf by Arthur Daley An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
~funny money quotes by Spanish Proverb Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
~saying about money by Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one.
~quote about Baseball by Chuck Tanner I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.
~quotes on Dogs by George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs A political convention is just not a place where you come away with any trace of faith in human nature.
~sayings on Politics by Murray Kempton The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.
~quotations on Parenting by Frank Pittman, Man Enough [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly
~funny money quotes by Desiderius Erasmus Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
~saying about money by Arnold H. Glasow Laughter is an instant vacation.
~quote about Laughter by Milton Berle I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
~quotes on Perseverance by Author Unknown When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
~sayings on Men by Lenore Coffee How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
~quotations on Hockey by Jacques Plante I did not use paint, I made myself up morally.
~funny money quotes by Eleanora Duse, Le Gaulois, 1922 Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
~saying about money by Robert G. Ingersoll Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
~quote about Love by Emily Brontë We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
~quotes on Community by Franklin Delano Roosevelt People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.
~sayings on Effort by Author Unknown There are some defeats more triumphant than victories
~quotations on Adversity by Michel de Montaigne People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay.
~funny money quotes by Perry King If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?
~saying about money by Author Unknown You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing.
~quote about Beauty by Marie Stopes It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
~quotes on Fathers Day by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams There is deep wisdom within our very flesh, if we can only come to our senses and feel it.
~sayings on Self-Discovery by Elizabeth A. Behnke If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
~quotations on Technology by Frank Lloyd Wright Death is a distant rumor to the young.
~funny money quotes by Andrew A. Rooney The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
~saying about money by Sam Levenson It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
~quote about Men by Mae West We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
~quotes on Adversity by Kenji Miyazawa
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