Ah, sweet cubicle. I have returned from my trip. It's just like being in the womb
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Loud indignation against vice often stands for virtue in the eyes of bigots.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by J. Petit-Senn Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
~sayings on Love by Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524 A man is what he thinks about all day long.
~quotations on Attitude by Emerson Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly
~funny motivational saying by Proverb True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
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To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered
~quote about Adversity by Oscar Wilde A precious liquid, a poison dearer than that of the Borgias - because it is made from our blood, our health, our sleep, and two-thirds of our love - we must be stingy with it.
~quotes on Hate by Charles Baudelaire, Advice to Young Writers, 1867 I've got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.
~sayings on Effort by Larry Bird Were it not for music, we might in these days say, the Beautiful is dead.
~quotations on Music by Benjamin Disraeli Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.
~funny motivational saying by Charles Simic Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time
~saying about funny by Lou Brock With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance.
~quote about Conformity by Norman Mailer To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered.
~quotes on Adversity by Oscar Wilde I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers: I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don't remember a single one of them.
~sayings on Television by John Barrow, 1973 In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been of more value to mankind than all the diamonds of the mines of India.
~quotations on Jewelry by Henry Brooke A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
~funny motivational saying by Theodore Roosevelt There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
~saying about funny by Mark Twain, Notebook, 1898 Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course
~quote about Adversity by William Shakespeare Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time.
~quotes on Computers by N.J. Rubenking Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot
~sayings on Education by Clarence Thomas Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
~quotations on Laughter by Victor Borge No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film.
~funny motivational saying by Robert Adams, Darkroom & Creative Camera Techniques, May 1995 Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do.
~saying about funny by Jean de la Bruyere Marriage is a meal where the soup is better than the dessert.
~quote about Marriage by Austin O'Malley Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself
~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.
~sayings on Mothers by Beverly Jones Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are.
~quotations on Kindness by Author Unknown If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
~funny motivational saying by Latin Proverb The sun is but a morning star.
~saying about funny by Henry David Thoreau, Walden It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
~quote about Horses by Mexican Proverb The first purpose of clothes... was not warmth or decency, but ornament.... Among wild people, we find tattooing and painting even prior to clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man is decoration; as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries.
~quotes on Clothing by Thomas Carlyle Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.
~sayings on Confidence by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Most of us are aware of and pretend to detest the barefaced instances of that hypocrisy by which men deceive others, but few of us are upon our guard or see that more fatal hypocrisy by which we deceive and over-reach our own hearts.
~quotations on Hypocrisy by Laurence Sterne, 1760 Philosophy is a state of fermentation, a process without final outcome.
~funny motivational saying by Esa Saarinen Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
~saying about funny by Aristotle Everything that I bear within me bound, is to be found somewhere else free.
~quote about Self by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Your ability to set goals and to make plans for their accomplishment is the master skill of success.
~quotes on Goals by Brian Tracy
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