Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
~quote about Poker by Seven Wright
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~quotes on Football by Unknown Man is a knot into which relationships are tied.
~sayings on Relationships by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière Without geography, you're nowhere.
~quotations on Humorous by Author Unknown The vow that binds too strictly snaps itself.
~funny music quote by Alfred Lord Tennyson, The Last Tournament, Idylls of the King Would you keep a chive on your tooth just because you enjoyed last night's potato?
~saying about music by From the television show Boston Common
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~quote about Taxes by Leon Panetta It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.
~quotes on Success by Author Unknown We need to find the courage to say NO to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live our lives with authenticity.
~sayings on Self-reflection by Barbara De Angelis For me there is no greater subject than history. How a man can study it and not be forced to become a philosopher, I cannot tell.
~quotations on History by George E. Wilson In the infancy of societies, the chiefs of the state shape its institutions; later the institutions shape the chiefs of state.
~funny music quote by Baron de Montesquieu After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood.
~saying about music by Anne Morrow Lindbergh Many gardeners will agree that hand-weeding is not the terrible drudgery that it is often made out to be. Some people find in it a kind of soothing monotony. It leaves their minds free to develop the plot for their next novel or to perfect the brilliant repartee with which they should have encountered a relative's latest example of unreasonableness.
~quote about Weeds by Christopher Lloyd, The Well-Tempered Garden, 1973 Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted.
~quotes on History by Mary McCarthy, On the Contrary The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
~sayings on War by Albert Einstein, Atomic War or Peace, Atlantic Monthly, November 1945 I have no more than twenty acres of ground, he replied, the whole of which I cultivate myself with the help of my children; and our labor keeps off from us the three great evils - boredom, vice, and want.
~quotations on Labor by Voltaire I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated
~funny music quote by Howard Stern He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open
~saying about music by Rabrindranath Tagore To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
~quote about Funny Saying by Enoch Powell Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.
~quotes on American football by Henry Blaha, 1972 [Self-]assurance is contemptible and fatal unless it is self-knowledge.
~sayings on Confidence by George Santayana, Character and Opinion in the United States, 1921 The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
~quotations on Imagination by William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595 Do good and care not to whom.
~funny music quote by Italian Proverb Your life may be the only Bible some people read.
~saying about music by Author Unknown Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
~quote about Money by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
~quotes on Mothers by Tenneva Jordan History... is an aggregation of truths, half-truths, semi-truths, fables, myths, rumors, prejudices, personal narratives, gossip, and official prevarications. It is a canvas upon which thousands of artists throughout the ages have splashed their conceptions and interpretations of a day and an era. Some motifs are grotesque and some are magnificent.
~sayings on History by Philip D. Jordan And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.
~quotations on Travel by Dave Barry Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
~funny music quote by Ann Landers The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants.
~saying about music by Welsh Proverb A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days
~quote about Housewarming by Ralph Waldo Emerson A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large
~quotes on Election Day by Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Philosophy, 1900 Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
~sayings on Success by Earl Wilson The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family.
~quotations on Family by Lee Iacocca Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
~funny music quote by Kin Hubbard Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
~saying about music by Welsh Proverb One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue.
~quote about Dogs by Author Unknown You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
~quotes on Baseball by Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
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