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   I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis.
 ~quote about War by Brett Butler
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   People are largely what we make them. A smile or pleasant look turns a cranky grouch into a cheerful cherub. A frown or serious look repels even an optimist.
 ~quotes on Financial by

   Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving.
 ~sayings on Politics by Robertson Davies

   I love being marriedIt's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
 ~quotations on Weddings by Rita Rudner

   The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
 ~funny office quote by Natalie Wood

   The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving
 ~saying about office by Russell Green
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   Like all valuable commodities, truth is often counterfeited.
 ~quote about Honesty by James Cardinal Gibbons

   Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
 ~quotes on Writing by Author Unknown, commonly misattributed to Samuel Johnson (*) (Thank you, Frank Lynch.)

   Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
 ~sayings on American football by Merle Kessler

   The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.
 ~quotations on Vegetarianism by Michael Klaper, M.D., author of Vegan Nutrition: Pure & Simple

   I don't discriminate - I'm an equal-opportunity hugger.
 ~funny office quote by Author Unknown

   Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
 ~saying about office by Ambrose Redmoon

   In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
 ~quote about Politics by Charles de Gaulle

   One of the deepest impulses in man is the impulse to record, - to scratch a drawing on a tusk or keep a diary, to collect sagas and heap cairns. This instinct as to the enduring value of the past is, one might say, the very basis of civilization.
 ~quotes on History by John Jay Chapman, Memories and Milestones

   They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works.
 ~sayings on Writing by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy, 1621

   When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent.
 ~quotations on Men by S. Sachs

   God has editing rights over our prayers. He will... edit them, correct them, bring them in line with His will and then hand them back to us to be resubmitted.
 ~funny office quote by Stephen Crotts

   The regular course was Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with; and then the different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.
 ~saying about office by Lewis Carroll

   Preserving the health by too strict a regimen is a wearisome malady.
 ~quote about Health by François Duc de la Rochefoucauld

   There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.
 ~quotes on Age by From the movie Out to Sea

   There is one armor that the world of men and women, as a world, has never yet put on. The churches have long bungled with its fastenings, but the world has gone unfended, and few have been those in whose hands the mystical sword of the spirit has shone with daily use. This armor, waiting to be worn, is the armor of brotherhood and sacrifice, the world of unselfishness, a conquering sword, with the power, where used, to unite the world in love. And there are none who may not put it on.
 ~sayings on Peace by M.A. DeWolfe Howe

   Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
 ~quotations on Ideals by David T. Wolf

   When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
 ~funny office quote by Ingrid Newkirk

   I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
 ~saying about office by Charles C. Finn

   Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend
 ~quote about Love Quotes by Martin Luther King Jr.

   People don't ever seem to relate that doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune
 ~quotes on Adversity by William McFee, Casuals of the Sea, 1916

   I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Arthur James Balfour

   You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Albert Camus

   Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
 ~funny office quote by M. Kathleen Casey

   There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control the greatest of creation's braggart lords.
 ~saying about office by John Muir, A Thousand-Mile Walk to the Gulf, 1916

   But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last.
 ~quote about Weeds by Robert M. Pyle

   If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
 ~quotes on Basketball by Phil Jackson

   Punctuality is the virtue of the bored
 ~sayings on Boredom by Evelyn Waugh

   A law is unjust if it is inflicted on a minority that, as a result of being denied the right to vote, had no part in enacting or devising the lawWho can say that the legislature of Alabama which set up the state's segregation laws was democratically elect
 ~quotations on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963

   It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.
 ~funny office quote by Greenpeace advertisement, New York Times, 25 February 1990

   There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
 ~saying about office by Bat Masterson

   It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
 ~quote about Hair by Raymond Chandler

   It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says To whom it may concern.
 ~quotes on Violence by Anonymous Belfast resident, quoted in London Guardian, 1991
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