A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
~quote about Puns by John Dennis, 1781Motivational Quotes
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Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it's officially denied.
~quotes on Politics by Edward Cheyfitz Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
~sayings on Self Confidence by Dale Carnegie Charity sees the need, not the cause.
~quotations on Helping by German Proverb In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
~funny office saying by John Muir We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.
~saying about office by Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727Motivational Quotes
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The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt
~quote about Adversity by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950 Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
~quotes on Self-Control by Robert Orben Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
~sayings on Integrity by Author Unknown Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
~quotations on Goals by Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.
~funny office saying by Oscar Wilde Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~saying about office by Phyllis Diller Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink
~quote about Drinking by Samuel Taylor Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
~quotes on Marriage by Heinrich Heine The artist is the opposite of the politically minded individual, the opposite of the reformer, the opposite of the idealist. The artist does not tinker with the universe, he recreates it out of his own experience and understanding of life.
~sayings on Art by Henry Miller I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.
~quotations on Integrity by Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956 No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets.
~funny office saying by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs, 1887 The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
~saying about office by Ernest Hemingway, interview in Paris Review, Spring 1958 The more humanity advances, the more it is degraded.
~quote about Humankind by Gustave Flaubert Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
~quotes on Language by Peter Finley Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Opinions, 1900 I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
~sayings on Attitude by Katherine Mansfield The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
~quotations on People by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay.
~funny office saying by Brian Aldiss In memory's telephoto lens, far objects are magnified.
~saying about office by John Updike Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
~quote about Boredom by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
~quotes on Marriage by Gene Perret Thinking in its lower grades is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
~sayings on Thinking by Havelock Ellis, The Dance of Life, 1923 What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self.
~quotations on Self by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The House of Seven Gables, 1822 Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense.
~funny office saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
~saying about office by Peter De Vries, Let Me Count the Ways, 1965 To ridicule philosophy is really to philosophize.
~quote about Philosophy by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670 Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
~quotes on Adversity by African Proverb Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you.
~sayings on Wise Words by Frank Tyger If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.
~quotations on Prejudice by George Aiken Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them.
~funny office saying by Aldous Huxley A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
~saying about office by Jessie Jackson [H]istory is a melodrama on the theme of parasitism, characterized by scenes that are exciting or dull, as the case may be, and many a sudden stagetrick.
~quote about History by Max Nordau, The Interpretation of History A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure.
~quotes on Life by Robert Louis Stevenson
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