Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
~quote about Television by Alfred Hitchcock
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~quotes on Valentine's Day by Author Unknown Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
~sayings on Religion by Jules Feiffer I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
~quotations on Self-Respect by Frederick Douglass There are aphorisms that, like air planes, stay up only while they are in motion.
~funny old saying by Vladimir Nabokov Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
~saying about old by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769
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~quote about Alcohol by Joseph Schenck Children make you want to start life over.
~quotes on Children by Muhammad Ali Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?
~sayings on Sanity by Madame Swetchine Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
~quotations on Weather by George Carlin Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.
~funny old saying by Dale Carnegie Instead of working to earn something, work to become something. Work to become fulfilled. Work to become useful to others.
~saying about old by Dianna Booher If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
~quote about Perseverance by Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker Because they know the name of what I am looking for, they think they know what I am looking for!
~quotes on Philosophical by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel.
~sayings on Justice by Judge Sturgess When I am in the country I wish to vegetate like the country.
~quotations on Country by William Hazlitt, Table Talk Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
~funny old saying by Samuel Johnson, Rasselas, 1759 If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.
~saying about old by George Gobel Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
~quote about Conformity by Alexander Hamilton Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.
~quotes on Laughter by Author Unknown To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
~sayings on Attitude by Confucius Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
~quotations on Freedom by Abraham Lincoln There's no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.
~funny old saying by Al Oliver We are more disturbed by a calamity which threatens us than by one which has befallen us.
~saying about old by John Lancaster Spalding Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you
~quote about For a Friend by Elbert Hubbard I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.
~quotes on Perspective by Denis Waitely If you ride you know those moments when you have fed yourself into the traffic, felt the hashed-up asphalt rattle in the handlebars, held a lungful of air in a cloud of exhaust. Up ahead there are two parallel buses. With cat's whiskers, you measure the clearance down a doubtful alley. You swing wide, outflank that flower truck. The cross-street yellow light is turning red. You burst off the green like a surfer on a wave of metal. You have a hundred empty yards of Broadway to yourself.
~sayings on Bicycling by Chip Brown, A Bike and a Prayer Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Every day I walk myself into a state of well-being and walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it.
~quotations on Walking by Soren Kierkegaard I just thought of something funny...your mother
~funny old saying by Cheech Marin That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
~saying about old by Bill Veeck, 1976 The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
~quote about Adversity by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929 You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.
~quotes on God by Author Unknown Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all
~sayings on Curiosity by Helen Keller There is a wonder in reading Braille that the sighted will never know: to touch words and have them touch you back.
~quotations on Books Reading by Jim Fiebig Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
~funny old saying by George Ade While there is a lower class I am in it, while there is a criminal element I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
~saying about old by Eugene V. Debs, Cleveland, 1917 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
~quote about Birthday Sayings by Robert Frost Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.
~quotes on Perfection by Goethe
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