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   The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
 ~quote about Society by Ronald Firbank

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   I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by Ellen DeGeneres

   Vogue and Self are putting out the message of yoginis as buff and perfect. If you start doing yoga for those reasons, fine. Most people get beyond that and see that it's much, much more.
 ~sayings on Yoga by Patricia Walden

   Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
 ~quotations on Funny Saying by George Carlin

   A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world; everyone you meet is your mirror.
 ~funny one line sayings by Ken Keyes, Jr.

   I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding.
 ~saying about one line by Amy Yasbeck

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   The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read
 ~quote about Books by Abraham Lincoln

   I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
 ~quotes on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity.
 ~sayings on History by Dexter Perkins

   Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills, or the bottle.
 ~quotations on Feminism by Marya Mannes, But Will It Sell?, 1964

   Therefore is a word the poet must not know.
 ~funny one line sayings by André Gide

   You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
 ~saying about one line by Navajo Proverb

   Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand:
The more you are in it, the deeper you sink.
And when it hits you, you've just got to fall.
 ~quote about Love by UB40

   Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them.
 ~quotes on War by Pacifist Badge, 1978

   The foliage has been losing its freshness through the month of August, and here and there a yellow leaf shows itself like the first gray hair amidst the locks of a beauty who has seen one season too many.
 ~sayings on Autumn by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes along.
 ~quotations on Experience. by Samuel Butler, Speech at the Somerville Club, 27 February 1895

   A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
 ~funny one line sayings by Christopher Morley, Human Being

   Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
 ~saying about one line by Dave Bristol

   Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.
 ~quote about Sisters by Pam Brown

   Our favourite holding period is forever
 ~quotes on Business by Warren Buffet

   In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night.
 ~sayings on Teenagers by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   That word lesbian sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure.
 ~quotations on Homosexuality by Denise McCanles

   In some families, please is described as the magic wordIn our house, however, it was sorry
 ~funny one line sayings by Margaret Laurence

   Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
 ~saying about one line by Edwin Powell Hubble, The Nature of Science, 1954

   Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
 ~quote about Habits by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar for 1894

   Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.
 ~quotes on Taxes by J.C. Watts, Jr.

   When you leave here, don't forget why you came
 ~sayings on Graduation by Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates

   America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still.
 ~quotations on America by e.e. cummings

   If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.
 ~funny one line sayings by Author Unknown

   Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.
 ~saying about one line by John Ruskin

   The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
 ~quote about Passion by Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

   A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.
 ~quotes on Night by J.M. Barrie, Little Minister

   There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
 ~sayings on Honesty by Thomas Sowell

   Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way.
 ~quotations on Stress by Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You

   Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold
 ~funny one line sayings by Zelda Fitzgerald

   For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th
 ~saying about one line by Walt Mason

   If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
 ~quote about Kisses by Thomas Carlyle

   Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
 ~quotes on Humor by Sid Caesar

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