Gallery of funny saying quote, famous latin quote, funny love teen quotes, famous poetry sayings, friendship loss quotes,, funny one line sayings

one line sayings for your Self help needs

   The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.
 ~quote about Math by Edward Gibbon, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

   There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it
 ~quotes on Adversity by Author Unknown

   Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
 ~sayings on Mornings by William Feather

   What we can’t learn from proverbs we must learn from experience. Which is cheaper?
 ~quotations on Proverbs by

   Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
 ~funny one line sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
 ~saying about one line by Unknown

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

   Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
 ~quote about Confidence by Sophia Loren

   Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears.
 ~quotes on Courage by Arthur Koestler

   Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.
 ~sayings on Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.
 ~quotations on Golf by Mac O'Grady, describing a typical round of golf

   Women are not inherently passive or peaceful. We're not inherently anything but human.
 ~funny one line sayings by Robin Morgan

   A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.
 ~saying about one line by Edgar J. Mohn

   I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
 ~quote about Human Rights by Gandhi

   'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it.
 ~quotes on Integrity by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

   Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by Jessamyn West

   Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
 ~quotations on Helping by Mother Teresa

   Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
 ~funny one line sayings by H. Jackson Browne

   Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
 ~saying about one line by Author Unknown

   Enthusiasm is the invisible magnet that draws others to your view.
 ~quote about Relationship by

   Friendship arises out of mere Companionship when two or more of the companions discover that they have in common some insight or interest or even taste which the others do not share and which, till that moment, each believed to be his own unique treasure (or burden). The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, "What? You too? I thought I was the only one." . . . . It is when two such person discover one another, when, whether with immense difficulties and semi-articulate fumblings or with what would seem to us amazing and elliptical speed, they share their vision - it is then that Friendship is born. And instantly they stand together in an immense solitude
 ~quotes on Friendship by C.S. Lewis

   Now the melancholy God protect thee, and the tailor make thy garments of changeable taffeta, for thy mind is opal.
 ~sayings on Jewelry by William Shakespeare, The Twelfth Night

   Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
 ~quotations on Valentine's Day by Robert Frost

   One cannot too soon forget his errors and misdemeanors; for to dwell upon them is to add to the offense.
 ~funny one line sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   The tree is more than first a seed, then a stem, then a living trunk, and then dead timber. The tree is a slow, enduring force straining to win the sky.
 ~saying about one line by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert

   After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual food out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.
 ~quote about Food by Miss Piggy

   The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul
 ~quotes on Cute by Linda Knight

   History is the transformation of tumultuous conquerors into silent footnotes.
 ~sayings on History by Paul Eldridge, Maxims for a Modern Man

   Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.
 ~quotations on Confidence by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Lost some where between sunrise and sunset, two precious hours, each set with sixty priceless minutes. No reward is offered as they are gone – forever, as there is no resurrection for lost time. Count that day lost, whose low, descending sun, sees at thy hand, no worthy action done.
 ~funny one line sayings by

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
 ~saying about one line by Katherine Hepburn

   Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders?
 ~quote about God by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.
 ~quotes on Grandparents by Helen Thomson

   Humanity is on the march, earth itself is left behind.
 ~sayings on Environment by David Ehrenfeld, The Arrogance of Humanism, 1978

   We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.
 ~quotations on Gratitude by Thornton Wilder

   Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.
 ~funny one line sayings by Marva Collins

   The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end – learns from others.
 ~saying about one line by

   If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim
 ~quote about Adversity by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
 ~quotes on Sports by Vin Scully

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Self Improvements and Personal Growth Quotations
* cool friendship quotes ** romantic sexy sayings ** daily motivational sayings ** famous quotes life ** friendship loyalty quotes ** sports motivational quotes ** famous quote from romeo and juliet ** inspirational sayings ** inspirational saying funny ** inspirational friendship quotes ** good advice quotes ** in good company movie quote ** inspirational messages and poem ** famous people sayings ** good friend quote ** funny friend sayings ** inspirational christian quotations ** inspirational quote success ** famous quote people ** motivational quote for athlete ** funny yearbook quote ** love loved mark o sayings twain ** funny one line sayings ** inspirational short message ** ben franklin famous saying ** good bye and good luck quotes ** inspirational baby quotes ** inspirational word of sympathy *


Receive funny one line sayings of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


saying good bye quote
famous quotes from hamlet
funny simpsons quotes
cute quotes and picture
motivational sayings - teams
feel good quotes
famous einstein quotes
love saying wedding
best movie quotes
inspirational away message
family love quotes
inspirational quote for graduate
inspirational get well messages
funny old sayings
popular friendship quotes
cute birthday quotes
good burger quotes
love saying teenage
funny christian quotes
random funny saying

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes