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   Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
 ~quote about Integrity by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897

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   If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.
 ~quotes on Faith by Josh Billings, His Complete Works, 1888

   I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.
 ~sayings on Religion by Bill Veeck

   The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
 ~quotations on Men by Helen Rowland

   This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice.
 ~funny one line sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation!
 ~saying about one line by Thomas William Parsons

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   I walk without flinching through the burning cathedral of the summer. My bank of wild grass is majestic and full of music. It is a fire that solitude presses against my lips.
 ~quote about Summer by Violette Leduc, Mad in Pursuit

   Without freedom, no one really has a name.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Milton Acorda

   That home made degree D.I.N (do it now) has turn more little shots into big shots - that any college degree.
 ~sayings on Self Discipline by

   Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
 ~quotations on Parenting by Erma Bombeck

   Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.
 ~funny one line sayings by Joan Baez, Sexism Seen but not Heard, Los Angeles Times, 1974

   Even God has to practice his putting.
 ~saying about one line by Golf Saying

   Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
 ~quote about Attitude by

   I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
 ~quotes on Sex by Jay McInerney

   Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
 ~sayings on Nurses by Author Unknown

   The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
 ~quotations on Gambling by Kin Hubbard

   Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
 ~funny one line sayings by Rocky Bridges

   My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
 ~saying about one line by Mark Twain

   The quantum is that embarrassing little piece of thread that always hangs from the sweater of space-time. Pull it and the whole thing unravels.
 ~quote about Science by Fred Alan Wolfe, Star Wave: Mind Consciousness of Quantum Physics, 1984

   It is not "anti-choice" and "pro-choice" it is "pro-life" and "pro-death"
 ~quotes on Death by Unknown

   Everything is something you decide to do, and there is nothing you have to do.
 ~sayings on Decisions by Denis Waitley

   Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole.
 ~quotations on Philosophical by Author Unknown

   Literature is the question minus the answer.
 ~funny one line sayings by Roland Barthes

   Let us be thankful for the foolsBut for them the rest of us could not succeed
 ~saying about one line by Mark Twain

   Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures
 ~quote about Graduation by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book

   As long as ... record companies are ... keeping people from hearing everything but a few things, then there's got to be another avenue. ... The dam has got to break. People have the power
 ~quotes on Celebrity by Emmylou Harris

   Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
 ~sayings on America by Thomas Wolfe

   So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.
 ~quotations on Love by John Milton

   Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.
 ~funny one line sayings by Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

   The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but That's funny...
 ~saying about one line by Isaac Asimov

   Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
 ~quote about Clothing by Mark Twain

   Depressed people think they know themselves, but maybe they only know depression.
 ~quotes on Psychology by Mark Epstein

   What is bought is cheaper than a gift.
 ~sayings on Gifts by Portuguese Proverb

   A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else
 ~quotations on Baseball by Jim Bouton

   He who draws noble delights from sentiments of poetry is a true poet, though he has never written a line in all his life.
 ~funny one line sayings by George Sand, 1851

   Turn your wounds into wisdom.
 ~saying about one line by Oprah Winfrey

   A man may as well expect to grow stronger by always eating as wiser by always reading.
 ~quote about Books Reading by Jeremy Collier

   Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
 ~quotes on Technology by Arthur C. Clarke

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