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   Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
 ~quote about Humorous by Aldous Huxley

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   The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
 ~quotes on Worry by Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927

   How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
 ~sayings on Prosperity by Paul Sweeney

   In a dream you are never eighty.
 ~quotations on Age by Anne Sexton

   One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
 ~funny one line sayings by Malayan Proverb

   May you live all the days of your life.
 ~saying about one line by Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift

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   Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold
 ~quote about Anniversaries by Zelda Fitzgerald

   It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by James Thurber

   Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time
 ~sayings on Christmas by Laura Ingalls Wilder

   All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
 ~quotations on Virtue by Theodore M. Hesburgh

   [History is] petrified imagination.
 ~funny one line sayings by Arthur Baer

   The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
 ~saying about one line by Henry Ward Beecher

   The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
 ~quote about Men by Madame de Staël

   All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
 ~quotes on Golf by Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929

   April fool, nThe March fool with another month added to his folly
 ~sayings on April Fool's Day by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.
 ~quotations on Travel by Ray Bradbury

   There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
 ~funny one line sayings by Irena Chalmers

   A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one
 ~saying about one line by Author Unknown

   The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes.
 ~quote about Justice by Lady Marguerite Blessington

   Love is what you've been through with somebody.
 ~quotes on Love by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

   If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it
 ~sayings on Adversity by Mary Engelbreit

   Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its nature. Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies.
 ~quotations on Health by Leo Tolstoy

   Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has.
 ~funny one line sayings by Elizabeth O'Connor

   Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.
 ~saying about one line by George Santayana, The Sense of Beauty, 1896

   We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.
 ~quote about Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll

   Life moves pretty fastIf you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it
 ~quotes on Party Invitations by From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off

   A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
 ~sayings on Curmudgeons by Peter McArthur

   It takes a while to grasp that not all failures are self-imposed, the result of ignorance, carelessness or inexperience. It takes a while to grasp that a garden isn't a testing ground for character and to stop asking, what did I do wrong? Maybe nothing.
 ~quotations on Gardens by Eleanor Perényi, Green Thoughts, 1981

   No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
 ~funny one line sayings by Abraham Lincoln

   I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
 ~saying about one line by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate

   If we don't end war, war will end us.
 ~quote about War by H.G. Wells, Things to Come, 1935

   If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen

   If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
 ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Stephen Levine

   Debt is the worst poverty.
 ~quotations on Debt by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

   If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
 ~funny one line sayings by Hannah Whithall Smith

   If you're going to tickle, use a feather not a whip.
 ~saying about one line by Audrey Foris, C'est l'esprit du coq rouge (Red Rooster Musings, trans.)

   These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
 ~quote about Golf by Sam Snead

   The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst.
 ~quotes on War by Henry Fosdick

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