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   It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
 ~quote about Men by Mae West

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   We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Kenji Miyazawa

   Learn a new language and get a new soul.
 ~sayings on Language by Czech Proverb

   We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
 ~quotations on Listening by Epictetus

   When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
 ~funny one line sayings by George Bernard Shaw

   The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one.
 ~saying about one line by William H. Seward

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   Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
 ~quote about Homosexuality by Sam Austin

   Many persons read and like fiction. It does not tax the intelligence and the intelligence of most of us can so ill afford taxation that we rightly welcome any reading matter which avoids this.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Rose Macaulay

   Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
 ~sayings on Basketball by Ogden Nash

   There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
 ~quotations on Parenting by George Bernard Shaw

   When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
 ~funny one line sayings by Rospo Pallenberg and John Boorman, Excalibur, based on Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory

   We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance
 ~saying about one line by Japanese Proverb

   It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.
 ~quote about Mistakes by Ornette Coleman

   Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
 ~sayings on Integrity by James D. Miles

   People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
 ~quotations on Funny Saying by Anatole France

   If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.
 ~funny one line sayings by Eleonora Duse

   Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
 ~saying about one line by Author Unknown

   There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
 ~quote about Smoking by Katharine Whitehorn

   But this had been a sin of passion, not of principle, nor even purpose.
 ~quotes on Passion by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

   Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.
 ~sayings on Spring by Geoffrey B. Charlesworth

   Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.
 ~quotations on Honesty by Author Unknown

   Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
 ~funny one line sayings by Michael Sinz

   Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
 ~saying about one line by Emerson

   Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
 ~quote about Summer by Russel Baker

   Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
 ~quotes on Computers by From the television show King of Queens (may not be exact wording), spoken by the character Doug Hef

   When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
 ~sayings on Justice by Edie Cantor

   If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Dave Barry

   If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
 ~funny one line sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Adults are obsolete children
 ~saying about one line by Dr. Seuss

   Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke
 ~quote about Valentine's Day by Lynda Barry

   No Man Alive has witness struggles i survived
 ~quotes on Determination by Tupac Shakur

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~sayings on Thinking of You by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   It is better to drink of deep griefs than to taste shallow pleasures
 ~quotations on Adversity by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823

   The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary.
 ~funny one line sayings by An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteur

   The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
 ~saying about one line by Author Unknown

   Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.
 ~quote about Labor by Henry Ford

   Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
 ~quotes on Opportunities by Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates, Side Effects, 1980

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