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   The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to encourage in others.
 ~quote about Laziness by Oscar Wilde

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   It’s never smart to act better or wiser than those around us.
 ~quotes on Maturing Altruistically by

   We are no longer happy so soon as we wish to be happier.
 ~sayings on Happiness by Walter Savage Landor

   Hope itself is a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords; but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain.
 ~quotations on Hope by Samuel Johnson

   Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
 ~funny one line sayings by Kin Hubbard

   Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
 ~saying about one line by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

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   Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
 ~quote about Love Sayings by Sydney Smith

   Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
 ~quotes on Courage by George Smith Patton

   Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yosThe presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize
 ~sayings on Election Day by Saul Bellow

   An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
 ~quotations on Health by Yiddish Proverb

   History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory.
 ~funny one line sayings by Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences

   Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
 ~saying about one line by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
 ~quote about Society by William Lloyd Garrison

   America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
 ~quotes on America by James Michener

   If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 ~sayings on Education by Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

   To be too conscious is an illness - a real thoroughgoing illness.
 ~quotations on Self-Discovery by Fyodor Dostoevski

   Axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses: We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the Author.
 ~funny one line sayings by John Keats

   A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
 ~saying about one line by James H. Boren

   There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.
 ~quote about Living by Robert Nathan, So Love Returns

   I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order
 ~quotes on Movie by Francis Ford Coppola

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~sayings on Walking by John Burroughs

   It's surprising how much memory is built around things unnoticed at the time.
 ~quotations on Memory by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.
 ~funny one line sayings by Louis Johannot

   Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
 ~saying about one line by Nicholas Chamfort

   When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
 ~quote about Changes by Stanislaw Lec

   History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Charles de Gaulle

   I find four great classes of students: The dumb who stay dumb. The dumb who become wise. The wise who go dumb. The wise who remain wise.
 ~sayings on Learning by Martin H. Fischer

   The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice poin
 ~quotations on Patriot Day by David Lloyd George

   Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
 ~funny one line sayings by Adlai E. Stevenson

   Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
 ~saying about one line by

   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
 ~quote about Light by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

   A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Washington Irving

   God speaks in the silence of the heart. Listening is the beginning of prayer.
 ~sayings on Prayer by Mother Teresa

   The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
 ~quotations on Courage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
 ~funny one line sayings by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891

   The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
 ~saying about one line by H.L. Mencken

   Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can
 ~quote about Celebrity by Danny Kaye

   Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
 ~quotes on Computers by Fred Blechman

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