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   One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones.
 ~quote about Time by Sister Mary Paul

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   The past is never dead, it is not even past.
 ~quotes on Memory by William Faulkner

   Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
 ~sayings on Laughter by Hugh Sidey

   We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them.
 ~quotations on Adversity by Charles C. West

   Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.
 ~funny one line sayings by Author Unknown

   Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
 ~saying about one line by Rita Rudner

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   Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
 ~quote about Genius by Mark Twain

   Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
 ~quotes on Prayer by Indian Proverb

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
 ~sayings on Business by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   Eggs cannot be unscrambled.
 ~quotations on Philosophical by American Proverb

   If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
 ~funny one line sayings by H.L. Mencken

   Let's hope the institution of marriage survives its detractors, for without it there would be no more adultery and without adultery two thirds of our novelists would stand in line for unemployment checks.
 ~saying about one line by Peter S. Prescott

   The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
 ~quote about Computers by Andrew Brown

   Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.
 ~quotes on Leadership by Anne Bradstreet

   Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
 ~sayings on Kisses by Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound

   Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
 ~quotations on Art by Henry Ward Beecher

   He bites his tongue who speaks in haste.
 ~funny one line sayings by Turkish Proverb

   Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.
 ~saying about one line by Gail Lumet Buckley

   Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
 ~quote about Friendship by

   I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Jack Benny

   Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
 ~sayings on Education by Abraham Flexner

   Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
 ~quotations on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   Business is a combination of war and sport.
 ~funny one line sayings by André Maurois

   Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
 ~saying about one line by Art Buchwald, Adding Insult to Injury, Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966

   Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
 ~quote about Love Quotes by H. L. Mencken

   I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
 ~quotes on Sex by John Waters

   I believe that there is a subtle magnetism in Nature, which, if we unconsciously yield to it, will direct us aright.
 ~sayings on Nature by Henry David Thoreau

   Everybody ought to do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice
 ~quotations on Adversity by William James

   Men are not prisoners of fate, but prisoners of their own minds.
 ~funny one line sayings by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.
 ~saying about one line by Terri Guillemets

   The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
 ~quote about Confidence by Ellen Goodman

   The most violent element in society is ignorance.
 ~quotes on Ignorance by Emma Goldman

   Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
 ~sayings on Dieting by Dan Bennett

   He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
 ~quotations on Forgiveness by George Herbert

   Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared.
 ~funny one line sayings by Robbins B. Stoeckel

   Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
 ~saying about one line by Mary Ellen Kelly

   Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
 ~quote about Animal Rights by Sri Aurobindo

   How could I leave after a night like that? It was the greatest of my life and talks will begin soon.
 ~quotes on Sports by Steven Gerrard

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