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   Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
 ~quote about Perfection by Samuel McChord Crothers

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   What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
 ~quotes on Censorship by Sigmund Freud, 1933

   We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
 ~sayings on Living by Buddha

   It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
 ~quotations on Patriotism by J. Horace McFarland

   One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
 ~funny one line sayings by George Archer

   I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
 ~saying about one line by Clint Sprague

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   Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
 ~quote about Jewelry by Thomas Carlyle

   Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
 ~quotes on Children by William Stafford

   Don't cookDon't cleanNo man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculateLie down, you hot bitch."
 ~sayings on Women's Greetings by Joan Rivers

   What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark
 ~funny one line sayings by Henry Louis Mencken

   No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.
 ~saying about one line by Charles Dudley Warner

   There is no surer method of evading the world than by following Art, and no surer method of linking oneself to it than by Art.
 ~quote about Art by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Albert Einstein

   Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse?
 ~sayings on Clothing by Roland Barthes

   Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
 ~quotations on Memorial Day by Lucy Larcom

   Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser.
 ~funny one line sayings by Author Unknown

   Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
 ~saying about one line by J.R.R. Tolkien

   One of the best things about paintings is their silence - which prompts reflection and random reverie.
 ~quote about Art by Mark Stevens

   Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
 ~quotes on Humor by

   Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation.
 ~sayings on Soccer by Author Unknown

   Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up
 ~quotations on Sweetest Day by Jesse Jackson

   History is a living whole. If one organ be removed, it is nothing but a lifeless mass.
 ~funny one line sayings by Frederic Harrison, The Meaning of History

   Independence... [is] middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
 ~saying about one line by G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion, 1912

   Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.
 ~quote about Simplicity by Elise Boulding

   I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
 ~quotes on Retirement by Author Unknown

   When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge.
 ~sayings on Imagination by Tuli Kupferberg

   [O]f all the aspects of social misery nothing is so heartbreaking as unemployment.
 ~quotations on Unemployment by Jane Addams, 1910

   The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.
 ~funny one line sayings by Germain G. Glien

   Dr. Miller says we are pessimistic because life seems like a very bad, very screwed-up film. If you ask What the hell is wrong with the projector? and go up to the control room, you find it's empty. You are the projectionist, and you should have been up there all the time.
 ~saying about one line by Colin Wilson

   RUN.bitch.RUN.
 ~quote about Attitude by AJM.

   Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee.
 ~quotes on Living by Montaigne

   It is hardly respectable to be good nowadays.
 ~sayings on Virtue by Edith Sitwell

   There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we could not better achieve without it.
 ~quotations on War by Havelock Ellis

   A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.
 ~funny one line sayings by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

   Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be.
 ~saying about one line by Don Quixote

   That is a good book which is opened with expectation and closed with profit.
 ~quote about Books Reading by Amos Bronson Alcott

   When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Leslie Grossman

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