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   Some patients I see are actually draining into their bodies the diseased thoughts of their minds.
 ~quote about Worry by Zacharty Bercovitz

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   If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by Phil Drabble

   To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.
 ~sayings on Gifts by Elwyn Brooks White

   Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
 ~quotations on Men by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
 ~funny one line sayings by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   Mathematics and Poetry are... the utterance of the same power of imagination, only that in the one case it is addressed to the head, in the other, to the heart.
 ~saying about one line by Thomas Hill

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   Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater.
 ~quote about Adversity by William Hazlitt

   Yes, I am positive that one of the great curatives of our evils, our maladies, social, moral, and intellectual, would be a return to the soil, a rehabilitation of the work of the fields.
 ~quotes on Prosperity by Charles Wagner

   For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
 ~sayings on Stress by Lily Tomlin

   A crying baby is the best form of birth control
 ~quotations on Baby by Carole Tabron

   Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
 ~funny one line sayings by Jack Handey

   It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.
 ~saying about one line by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If you do not raise your eyes you will think that you are the highest point.
 ~quote about Perspective by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
 ~quotes on Brothers by Antisthenes

   There is no hope unmingled with fear, and no fear unmingled with hope.
 ~sayings on Hope by Baruch Spinoza

   The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.
 ~quotations on Food by Martin H. Fischer

   There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men
 ~funny one line sayings by Nicolas Chamfort

   A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
 ~saying about one line by Author Unknown

   Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God; and so there's no room left for worry thoughts.
 ~quote about God by Howard Chandler Christy

   When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family. Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.
 ~quotes on Helping by Author Unknown

   If you wish to keep as well as possible, the less you think about your health the better.
 ~sayings on Health by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Over the Teacups, 1891

   No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every moment of time.
 ~quotations on War by Henry Kissinger

   I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives.
 ~funny one line sayings by Rob Lee, 1998

   Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
 ~saying about one line by James Dean

   If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
 ~quote about College by Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961

   People who rely most on God rely least on themselves.
 ~quotes on Religion by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

   Nine requisites for contented living: Health enough to make work a pleasure. Wealth enough to support your needs. Strength to battle with difficulties and overcome them. Grace enough to confess your sins and forsake them. Patience enough to toil until some good is accomplished. Charity enough to see some good in your neighbor. Love enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others. Faith enough to make real the things of God. Hope enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future
 ~sayings on Charity by Johann Wolfgang

   I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
 ~quotations on Trust by Henry David Thoreau

   There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible.
 ~funny one line sayings by Richard Davisson

   Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has, it may be inadvisable to draw it out.... Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure.
 ~saying about one line by A.E. Housman

   Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.
 ~quote about Feminism by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path
 ~quotes on Friends by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one?
 ~sayings on Cheerleading by Author Unknown

   There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
 ~quotations on Death by Unknown

   Problems are the price you pay for progress.
 ~funny one line sayings by Branch Rickey

   The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world, but, as in whispering-galleries, they are clearly heard at the end and by posterity.
 ~saying about one line by Jean Paul Richter

   If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?
 ~quote about Integrity by Mark Twain

   If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect three thousand hits and one thousand errors
 ~quotes on Baseball by George Brett

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