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   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~quote about Baseball by Robert Frost

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   Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.
 ~quotes on Luck by Author Unknown

   How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
 ~sayings on Humorous by Nigel Rees

   One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
 ~quotations on Inner Child by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young.
 ~funny one line sayings by Sainte-Beuve, Portraits littéraires, 1862

   The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way.
 ~saying about one line by Grace Hopper

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   Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it
 ~quote about Independence Day by Thomas Paine

   Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.
 ~quotes on Perspective by George Santayana

   The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
 ~sayings on Leadership by Elaine Agather

   You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.
 ~quotations on Gambling by Albert Einstein

   How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world
 ~funny one line sayings by Anne Frank

   There isn't a single professional sports season now that doesn't go on at least a month too long. Baseball starts in football weather, and football in baseball weather, and basketball overlaps them both.
 ~saying about one line by James Reston

   It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passions, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace.
 ~quote about War by André Gide, Journals, 13 September 1938

   Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
 ~quotes on Experience. by Auguste Rodin

   If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
 ~sayings on Adversity by Russian Proverb

   Whoever envies another confesses his superiority.
 ~quotations on Jealousy by Samuel Johnson, The Rambler

   The greater the mental charlatan, the more definite his insistence on the wickedness and weaknesses of human nature. Yet how can anyone speak of it today, with every soul in a prison, with every heart fettered, wounded, and maimed?... With human nature caged in a narrow space, whipped daily into submission, how can we speak of its potentialities?
 ~funny one line sayings by Emma Goldman, Anarchism

   I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
 ~saying about one line by Rodney Dangerfield

   Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
 ~quote about Happiness by Doug Larson

   Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
 ~quotes on Love by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard.
 ~sayings on Bicycling by Sloan Wilson

   We cannot, by total reliance on law, escape the duty to judge right and wrong.... There are good laws and there are occasionally bad laws, and it conforms to the highest traditions of a free society to offer resistance to bad laws, and to disobey them.
 ~quotations on Civil Disobedience by Alexander Bickel

   If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
 ~funny one line sayings by Herman Hesse

   On the subject of dress almost no one, for one or another reason, feels truly indifferent: if their own clothes do not concern them, somebody else's do.
 ~saying about one line by Elizabeth Bowen

   Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparations.
 ~quote about Pleasure by Jane Austen

   Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring - quite often the hard way.
 ~quotes on Brothers by Pamela Dugdale

   The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control.
 ~sayings on Soccer by Tom Weir

   Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater
 ~quotations on Adversity by William Hazlitt

   Love teaches even asses to dance
 ~funny one line sayings by French Proverb

   The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker
 ~saying about one line by Helen Keller

   The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
 ~quote about Men by Germaine Greer

   I love being alive and will be the best man I possibly can. I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it. I will seek knowledge from those wiser and teach those who wish to learn from me
 ~quotes on Love Sayings by Duane Allman

   By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
 ~sayings on Boss Day by Robert Frost

   Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get betterIt's not
 ~quotations on Sweetest Day by Dr. Seuss

   Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
 ~funny one line sayings by Mark Twain

   Yet this is health: To have a body functioning so perfectly that when its few simple needs are met it never calls attention to its own existence.
 ~saying about one line by Bertha Stuart Dyment

   When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
 ~quote about Money by Don Marquis

   Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we may. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.
 ~quotes on Unknown by Unknown

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