Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
~quote about Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx
I used to visit and revisit it a dozen times a day, and stand in deep contemplation over my vegetable progeny with a love that nobody could share or conceive of who had never taken part in the process of creation. It was one of the most bewitching sights in the world to observe a hill of beans thrusting aside the soil, or a rose of early peas just peeping forth sufficiently to trace a line of delicate green.
~quotes on Gardens by Nathaniel Hawthorne, Mosses from and Old Manse
Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
~sayings on Trees by Horizon, Electronic Frontier
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
~quotations on People by Helen Rowland
Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.
~funny picture saying by Honore de Balzac
There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go.
~saying about picture by Frederick Faber
And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.
~quote about Violence by George Bernard Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra
We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
~quotes on Happiness by Frederick Keonig
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
~sayings on Daydreaming by Luis Buñuel
Art is an adventure that never seems to end.
~quotations on Art by Jason, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999
Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.
~funny picture saying by
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
~saying about picture by J.M. Power
The Theologian is an owl, sitting on an old dead branch in the tree of human knowledge, and hooting the same old hoots that have been hooted for hundreds and thousands of years, but he has never given a hoot for progress.
~quote about Religion by Emmet F. Fields
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the Four F's: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.
~quotes on Sex by Unknown psychology professor in neuropsychology course
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
~sayings on Gratitude by G.B. Stern
What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue.
~quotations on Taxes by Thomas Paine
I look to a time when brotherhood needs no publicity; to a time when a brotherhood award would be as ridiculous as an award for getting up each morning.
~funny picture saying by Daniel D. Mich
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
~saying about picture by Bill Vaughn
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
~quote about Sex by Casey Stengel
We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos.
~quotes on Dancing by D.H. Lawrence
Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.
~sayings on Attitude by English Proverb
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.
~quotations on Books Reading by W. Somerset Maugham
I didn't want to tell the tree or weed what it was. I wanted it to tell me something and through me express its meaning in nature.
~funny picture saying by Wynn Bullock
It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth.
~saying about picture by Arthur James Balfour
Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards.
~quote about Tennis by Eugene Scott
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
~quotes on Marriage by Groucho Marx
Sickness is poor-spirited, and cannot serve anyone; it must husband its resources to live. But health or fullness answers its own ends, and has to spare, runs over, and inundates the neighborhoods and creeks of other men's necessities.
~sayings on Health by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty draws us with a single hair.
~quotations on Hair by Alexander Pope
The middle sort of historians (of which the most part are) spoil all; they will chew our meat for us.
~funny picture saying by Michel de Montaigne, translated
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
~saying about picture by Vince Lombardi
Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.
~quote about Writing by Franklin P. Adams, Half a Loaf, 1927
Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
~quotes on Kindness by Attributed to both T.H. Thompson and John Watson
Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
~sayings on Honesty by Mark Twain
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
~quotations on Happiness by buddha
Live simply that others might simply live.
~funny picture saying by Elizabeth Seaton
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
~saying about picture by Chinese Proverb
May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.
~quote about Golf by Author Unknown
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
~quotes on Jobs by Doug Larson
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