Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
~quote about Love by Dan Greenburg
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~quotes on Blessings by Irish Blessing If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands.
~sayings on Health by John Locke I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
~quotations on Curmudgeons by William Makepeace Thackeray You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
~funny political quote by Author Unknown Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
~saying about political by Bertrand Russell
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~quote about Technology by Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary and Book of Epigrams, 1923 The poor are poor because the rich are rich.
~quotes on Poverty by Author Unknown No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
~sayings on Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982 Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
~quotations on Women by Brendan Francis Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
~funny political quote by Author Unknown Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
~saying about political by Huxtable Pippey Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong
~quote about Death by Holly Near For the night shows stars and women in a better light.
~quotes on Night by Lord Byron, Don Juan We rarely repent of having eaten too little.
~sayings on Dieting by Thomas Jefferson Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
~quotations on Attitude by There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
~funny political quote by Carol Shields The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone
~saying about political by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Little Foxes, 1865 Save money regularly. If you’re average, you’ll have some excuse for postponing until you earn more. That’s why you’re average. And you’ll stay average until you start saving, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EARN.
~quote about Goals by Ability is of little account without opportunity.
~quotes on Opportunities by Napoleon Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
~sayings on Sports by Rita Rudner Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars
~quotations on Graduation by Richard Halliburton It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words
~funny political quote by Sallust The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
~saying about political by Bill Maher There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
~quote about Goals by Peter Drucker Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content.
~quotes on Poetry by Alfred de Musset, Le Poète déchu, 1839 No human thing is of serious importance.
~sayings on Worry by Plato, The Republic Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.
~quotations on Language by J. Gustav White To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
~funny political quote by Robert Copeland Take from the altars of the past the fire - not the ashes.
~saying about political by Jean Jaures There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea: by the combination or association of two or more ideas he already has into a new juxtaposition in such a manner as to discover a relationship among them of which he was not previously aware.
~quote about Ideas by Francis A. Cartier Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
~quotes on Funny Saying by John Mendosa Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
~sayings on Sex by Dorothy Parker Nunca pierdas la oportunidad de callarte la boca.
~quotations on Speaking by Isabel Allende, La Ciudad de las Bestias, 2002 (Gracias, Maria.) In order to become good in anything, the only talent you need is motivation.
~funny political quote by Nisandeh Neta A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
~saying about political by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity
~quote about Boredom by Ellen Parr As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
~quotes on Cats by Ellen Perry Berkeley
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