Gallery of famous quotes life, daily motivational sayings, romantic sexy sayings, cool friendship quotes, funny birthday sayings , funny quote

funny quotes for your Self help needs

   A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
 ~quote about Kisses by Rupert Brooke

Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes

   Every man is the builder of a Temple called his body, nor can he get off by hammering marble instead.
 ~quotes on Chakras by Henry David Thoreau

   My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
 ~sayings on Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown

   If vanity does not overthrow all our virtues, at least she makes them totter.
 ~quotations on Vanity by François de la Rochefoucauld

   This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
 ~funny quote by Alfred Hitchcock

   As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
 ~saying about funny by John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes

   Mathematics - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.
 ~quote about Math by Isaac Barrow

   California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America.
 ~quotes on Places by Hinton R. Helper

   Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
 ~sayings on Golf by Ted Ray, Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972

   Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

   Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life
 ~funny quote by Author Unknown

   What matters is not the idea a man holds, but the depth at which he holds it.
 ~saying about funny by Ezra Pound

   Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.
 ~quote about Happiness by Alice Walker

   Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught
 ~quotes on Graduation by Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890

   Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased.
 ~sayings on Labor by Adam Smith

   All mothers are working mothers.
 ~quotations on Mothers by Author Unknown

   Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
 ~funny quote by Harvard Lamphoon, Doon (paraphrase)

   Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
 ~saying about funny by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678

   For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?
 ~quote about Patriotic by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In a state-run society the government promises you security. But it's a false promise predicated on the idea that the opposite of security is risk. Nothing could be further from the truth. The opposite of security is insecurity, and the only way to overcome insecurity is to take risks. The gentle government that promises to hold your hand as you cross the street refuses to let go on the other side.
 ~quotes on Government by Theodore Forstmann

   Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
 ~sayings on Success by Dale Carnegie

   There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go.
 ~quotations on Grief by Author Unknown

   Upon the whole, I am inclined to think that the far greater part, if not all, of those difficulties which have hitherto amused philosophers, and blocked up the way to knowledge, are entirely owing to our selves. That we have first raised a dust, and then complain, we cannot see.
 ~funny quote by George Berkeley

   Day, like a weary pilgrim, had reached the western gate of heaven, and Evening stooped down to unloose the latchets of his sandal shoon.
 ~saying about funny by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Hyperion

   Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacherThat is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number
 ~quote about Teacher Appreciation by Author Unknown

   Nothing got without pains but an ill name and long nails.
 ~quotes on Labor by Scottish Proverb

   Rain! whose soft architectural hands have power to cut stones, and chisel to shapes of grandeur the very mountains.
 ~sayings on Weather by Henry Ward Beecher

   Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
 ~quotations on Laziness by David Dunham

   I remembered a story of how Bach was approached by a young admirer one day and asked, But Papa Bach, how do you manage to think of all these new tunes? My dear fellow, Bach is said to have answered, according to my version, I have no need to think of them. I have the greatest difficulty not to step on them when I get out of bed in the morning and start moving around my room.
 ~funny quote by Laurens Van der Post

   Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
 ~saying about funny by Fred Allen

   I know a lot of people without brains who do an awful lot of talking.
 ~quote about Relationship by Scarecrow

   If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)

   I not only bow to the inevitable; I am fortified by it.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Thornton Wilder

   Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
 ~quotations on Love by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

   Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth
 ~funny quote by Henry David Thoreau

   I just think it's important to be direct and honest with people about why you're photographing them and what you're doing. After all, you are taking some of their soul.
 ~saying about funny by Mary Ellen Mark

   Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
 ~quote about Mothers by William Makepeace Thackeray

   If you're going through hell, keep going.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Winston Churchill

Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes

Self Improvements and Personal Growth Quotations
* funny birthday sayings ** cool friendship quotes ** romantic sexy sayings ** daily motivational sayings ** famous quotes life ** friendship loyalty quotes ** sports motivational quotes ** famous quote from romeo and juliet ** inspirational sayings ** inspirational saying funny ** inspirational friendship quotes ** good advice quotes ** in good company movie quote ** inspirational messages and poem ** famous people sayings ** good friend quote ** funny friend sayings ** inspirational christian quotations ** inspirational quote success ** famous quote people ** motivational quote for athlete ** funny yearbook quote ** love loved mark o sayings twain ** funny one line sayings ** inspirational short message ** ben franklin famous saying ** good bye and good luck quotes ** inspirational baby quotes *


Receive funny quote of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


funny birthday sayings
cool friendship quotes
romantic sexy sayings
daily motivational sayings
famous quotes life
friendship loyalty quotes
sports motivational quotes
famous quote from romeo and juliet
inspirational sayings
inspirational saying funny
inspirational friendship quotes
good advice quotes
in good company movie quote
inspirational messages and poem
famous people sayings
good friend quote
funny friend sayings
inspirational christian quotations
inspirational quote success
famous quote people

Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes