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   Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
 ~quote about Philosophical by Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland

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   Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
 ~quotes on Computers by Author Unknown

   I'm fanatical about sport: there seems to me something almost religious about the fact that human beings can organise play, the spirit of play.
 ~sayings on Sports by Simon Gray, 1995

   There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
 ~quotations on Religion by George Bernard Shaw

   Take care of the earth and she will take care of you.
 ~funny quote and poem by Author Unknown

   Are we not like two volumes of one book?
 ~saying about poem by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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   It is a wise father that knows his own child
 ~quote about Children by William Shakespeare

   Never write a letter while you are angry.
 ~quotes on Letters by Chinese Proverb

   In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style.
 ~sayings on Brevity by Sydney Smith

   Lighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
 ~quotations on Women by Hermione Gingold

   A gifted small girl has explained that pins are a great means of saving life, by not swallowing them.
 ~funny quote and poem by Charles Edward Montague, Dramatic Values

   My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.
 ~saying about poem by Karl Kraus

   Those who make the worst use of their time most complain of its brevity.
 ~quote about Carpe Diem by Jean de La Bruyere

   On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen

   People see God every day, they just don't recognize him.
 ~sayings on God by Pearl Bailey

   One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Chinese Proverb

   There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament.
 ~funny quote and poem by Henry Van Dyke

   What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
 ~saying about poem by George Bernard Shaw

   A hunter of shadows, himself a shade.
 ~quote about Hawww by Homer

   If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty. You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, no matter what. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the telepathic pressure alone of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well-grounded in consensus reality.
 ~quotes on Education by Rev. Ivan Stang, High Weirdness By Mail

   I doubt if anything learnt at school is of more value than great literature learnt by heart.
 ~sayings on Literature by Richard Livingstone

   Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies.
 ~quotations on Music by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

   No one is a firmer believer in the power of prayer than the devil; not that he practices it, but he suffers from it.
 ~funny quote and poem by Guy H. King

   Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
 ~saying about poem by George Bernard Shaw

   Me thinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow.
 ~quote about Walking by Henry David Thoreau

   Who well lives, long lives; for this age of ours should not be numbered by years, days, and hours.
 ~quotes on Carpe Diem by Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas, Divine Weeks and Works, 1578

   When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
 ~sayings on Tennis by Hugo L. Black

   War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus.
 ~quotations on War by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

   Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
 ~funny quote and poem by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Short as life is, we make it shorter by wasting time.
 ~saying about poem by

   If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings.
 ~quote about Meetings by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   God is the perfect poet.
 ~quotes on God by Robert Browning

   If fame were based on kindness instead of popularity, on understanding and not on worldwide attention, you would be the biggest celebrity on earth. And to my heart, you already are.
 ~sayings on Relationships by Anonymous

   Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
 ~quotations on Age by Author Unknown

   If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
 ~funny quote and poem by Vince Lombardi

   Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.
 ~saying about poem by Christopher Morley

   He that has energy enough to root out a vice should go further, and try to plant a virtue in its place.
 ~quote about Virtue by Charles Caleb Colton

   Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends
 ~quotes on Cute by Laurie Kuslansky

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