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~quote about Taxes by Bob Thaves, Frank & Ernest If you love God, burn the church.
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~sayings on Golf by A.A. Milne Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted, than when we read it in the original author?
~quotations on Quotations by Philip G. Hamerton Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
~funny quote from movie by Abraham Lincoln It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
~saying about from movie by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951 The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys.
~quote about Feminism by Robert Louis Stevenson
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~quotes on Integrity by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897 If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.
~sayings on Faith by Josh Billings, His Complete Works, 1888 I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.
~quotations on Religion by Bill Veeck The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
~funny quote from movie by Helen Rowland This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice.
~saying about from movie by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation!
~quote about Memorial Day by Thomas William Parsons I walk without flinching through the burning cathedral of the summer. My bank of wild grass is majestic and full of music. It is a fire that solitude presses against my lips.
~quotes on Summer by Violette Leduc, Mad in Pursuit Without freedom, no one really has a name.
~sayings on Freedom by Milton Acorda That home made degree D.I.N (do it now) has turn more little shots into big shots - that any college degree.
~quotations on Self Discipline by Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
~funny quote from movie by Erma Bombeck Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.
~saying about from movie by Joan Baez, Sexism Seen but not Heard, Los Angeles Times, 1974 Even God has to practice his putting.
~quote about Golf by Golf Saying Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
~quotes on Attitude by I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
~sayings on Sex by Jay McInerney Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
~quotations on Nurses by Author Unknown The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
~funny quote from movie by Kin Hubbard Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
~saying about from movie by Rocky Bridges My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
~quote about Mothers by Mark Twain The quantum is that embarrassing little piece of thread that always hangs from the sweater of space-time. Pull it and the whole thing unravels.
~quotes on Science by Fred Alan Wolfe, Star Wave: Mind Consciousness of Quantum Physics, 1984 It is not "anti-choice" and "pro-choice" it is "pro-life" and "pro-death"
~sayings on Death by Unknown Everything is something you decide to do, and there is nothing you have to do.
~quotations on Decisions by Denis Waitley Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole.
~funny quote from movie by Author Unknown Literature is the question minus the answer.
~saying about from movie by Roland Barthes Let us be thankful for the foolsBut for them the rest of us could not succeed
~quote about April Fool's Day by Mark Twain Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures
~quotes on Graduation by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book As long as ... record companies are ... keeping people from hearing everything but a few things, then there's got to be another avenue. ... The dam has got to break. People have the power
~sayings on Celebrity by Emmylou Harris Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
~quotations on America by Thomas Wolfe So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.
~funny quote from movie by John Milton Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.
~saying about from movie by Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but That's funny...
~quote about Science by Isaac Asimov Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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