If you do everything you should do, and do not do anything you should not do, you will, according to the best available statistics, live exactly eighteen hours longer than you would otherwise.
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It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to infidelity.
~quotes on Religion by Abraham Lincoln, quoted in What Great Men Think Of Religion by Ira Cardiff No man has ever been born a Negro hater, a Jew hater, or any other kind of hater. Nature refuses to be involved in such suicidal practices.
~sayings on Prejudice by Harry Bridges Following straight lines shortens distances, and also life.
~quotations on Life by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin To character and success, two things, contradictory as they may seem, must go together... humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.
~funny quote sarcastic by William Wordsworth Truly it may be said that the outside of a mountain is good for the inside of a man.
~saying about sarcastic by George Wherry, Alpine Notes and the Climbing Foot, 1896Motivational Quotes
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Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book.
~quote about Books Reading by Author Unknown Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
~quotes on Computers by Peter F. Drucker I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me.
~sayings on God by Author Unknown Do not commit the error, common among the young, of assuming that if you cannot save the whole of mankind you have failed.
~quotations on Helping by Jan de Hartog, The Lamb's War When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
~funny quote sarcastic by Larry Lujack To lead the people, walk behind them.
~saying about sarcastic by Lao-Tzu Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering
~quote about Retirement by Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred.
~quotes on Poverty by John Gardner The South creates the civilizations, the North conquers them, ruins them, borrows from them, spreads them: this is one summary of history.
~sayings on History by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun
~quotations on Dance by Matt Groening My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzzIt's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzzYou'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!
~funny quote sarcastic by Dr. Seuss You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
~saying about sarcastic by Steven D. Woodhull You become responsible forever for what you've tamed.
~quote about Philosophical by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beatenAnd seeing them... he cried, "Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them?" God said, "I did do somethingI made you."
~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Author Unknown The mind, in proportion as it is cut off from free communication with nature, with revelation, with God, with itself, loses its life, just as the body droops when debarred from the air and the cheering light from heaven.
~sayings on Nature by William Channing Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
~quotations on Patriotism by Seneca A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.
~funny quote sarcastic by Author Unknown If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake.
~saying about sarcastic by F. Wikzek Love, love, love - all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures.
~quote about Love by Germaine Greer So, like a forgotten fire, a childhood can always flare up again within us.
~quotes on Inner Child by Gaston Bachelard Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful -- a thought that is love
~sayings on Love by Mary Manin Morrissey You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
~quotations on Age by Douglas MacArthur If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner
~funny quote sarcastic by Lindsey Nelson Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
~saying about sarcastic by Author Unknown The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker.
~quote about Helping by Helen Keller Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~quotes on Babies by Don Herrold I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on man unless they act.
~sayings on Action by G.K. Chesterton Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
~quotations on Driving by Author Unknown It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
~funny quote sarcastic by Marcus Aelius Aurelius What we call real estate - the solid ground to build a house on - is the broad foundation on which nearly all the guilt of this world rests.
~saying about sarcastic by Nathaniel Hawthorne Kindness, friendliness and cheerfulness, conceal wrinkles, awkwardness, even ugliness.
~quote about Relationship by The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates
~quotes on Women's Greetings by Dave Barry
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