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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Unknown
      I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: André Gide, L'immoraliste
      Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness

Type: Boss Day   Funny Sayings By: Thomas J. Watson
      Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself

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      Missing someone gets easier everday. Because, even though it is on day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will

Type: Missing You   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie
      Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Robert M. Pirsig
      A thing that has no value does not exist.

Type: Humor   Funny Sayings By: Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Type: Financial   Funny Sayings By: 
      Failing to distinguish between needs and wants keeps many people poor. Think.

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      Reading wise tips creates a vision of great new life.

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Clint Eastwood
      Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot

Type: Missing You   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: 
      Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Kin Hubbard
      Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas

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