Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Golda Meir Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishnessIt's the men who are discriminated againstThey can't bear childrenAnd no one's likely to do anything about that
Type: Italian Sayings Funny Sayings By: Ralph Parlette This is life and this is joy: an hour of embracing and then to die
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Georges Clemenceau A man's life is interesting primarily when he had failed – for it's a sign that he tried to surpass himself.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Leo Buscaglia Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Pedro Calderon What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story, And the greatest good is little enough:for all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Swedish Proverb Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Life is like riding a bicycle, you don't fall off unless you stop pedalling.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: O. Henry Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Flannery O'Connor There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Success means lots discipline. When Rome stopped disciplining, she started dying.
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: R. Buckminster Fuller Love is metaphysical gravity
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Kay Knudsen Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart