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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Nido Qubein If you would be successful, first you must walk hand-in-hand and side-by-side with successful people.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Stafford I have woven a parachute out of everything broken
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Dr. Seuss Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Before you can begin to cook up success, you have to realize that you’re the chef. Whether you cook up a three-star Michelin meal or an inedible mess, it all comes down to you!
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Before you consult your wants, consult your purse.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963 [W]hen you first name becomes "nigger," your middle name becomes "boy" (however old you are), and your wife and mother are never given the respected title "Mrs."; when you are harried by day and haunted by night by the fact that you are a Negro... when yo
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Within you I lose myself...Without you I find myself,Wanting to be lost again.
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau I love you not as something private and personal, which is my own, but as something universal and worthy of love which I have found
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Ethan Daniel Before you talk about what you want - Really appreciate what you have before it's gone.
Type: Bureaucracy Funny Sayings By: Dilbert Alice, you'd get more accomplished if you were less of a perfectionist. I've asked Wally to work with you - to teach you how to be less perfect
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: American Proverb Choose your friends like your books, few but choice
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Tupac Shakur During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Thomas Jefferson My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Jefferson My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
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