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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Being 'willing', moves you beyond your limitations and into greatness.
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: Unknown Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely
Type: Basketball Funny Sayings By: Knute Rockne Boards, Boards, Boards
Type: Love Sayings Funny Sayings By: Graffiti Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life
Type: Halloween Funny Sayings By: Richard Harris Barham Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: Choice, not change, determines luck; and choice is up to us.
Type: Competence Funny Sayings By: Marlene Dietrich A King, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A Father can do neither
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Tupac Shakur Will I, succeed, paranoid from the weed and hocus pocus, try to focus but I can't see.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Riches, that star that dazzles men eyes, is aiming and self-rule in perfect disguise.
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: José Narosky In war, there are no unwounded soldiers
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: William Arthur Ward A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Thomas Jefferson Why Mr. Summers, don't you know that the spitter has been outlawed for years? How would I ever learn to throw one?
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Tom McMillan, quoted in Francesca Lyman, The Greenhouse Trap, 1990 For 200 years we've been conquering NatureNow we're beating it to death
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894 April 1This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four
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