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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Art Buchwald Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Jack Handey? Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamedThen I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreamsIf I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be sha
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Thich Nhat Hanh Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Lamartine Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Ernest Lawrence Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: George Herbert Every mile is two in winter
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Ernest Hemingway Never mistake motion for action.
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: John Fitzgerald Kennedy Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Hugh Prather Every moment that I am centered in the future, I suffer a temporary loss of this life
Type: Love Sayings Funny Sayings By: Lady Murasaki The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Every morning say: I will improve something today. Every successful man is improvement – conscious.
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