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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: John Taylor And though I ebb in worth, I'll flow in thanks
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: One thought might convert a stumbling block into a stepping stone.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Our thoughts can help us more than doctors and harm us more than brickbats.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Unknown This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Unknown One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly
Type: Car Funny Sayings By: Yiddish Curse You should have ten penthouses in ten Park Avenue buildings and in each one you should have a gorgeous blonde waiting to do your every wish and in front of each of these ten buildings you should have a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur and every morning you should get into each car and your chauffeur should drive you to a different doctor and not one doctor should know what's wrong with you
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion
Type: Democracy Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master This expresses my idea of democracy
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun
Type: Mankind Funny Sayings By: Claudian What boundary ever set limits to the service of mankind
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Well-founded discontent is the springboard of all progress – and civilization.
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